Things Men Do... When Women Aren't Around

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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Dude!!! :nono: :nono:

    Don't get me started on what goes on down there with the grosser sex!!!! :sick::sick::sick:
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  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Dude!!! :nono: :nono:

    Don't get me started on what goes on down there with the grosser sex!!!! :sick::sick::sick:
    Don't get me started! I lived with 3 chicks before I met my other half! Women's bathrooms are gross!
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Dude!!! :nono: :nono:

    Don't get me started on what goes on down there with the grosser sex!!!! :sick::sick::sick:

    Don't get ME started :nono:

    Those little trash cans in bathroom stalls? Yeah, I have to empty those. That shit is gross and 9 times out of 10 it smells horrendous.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    On any given weekend I've got lunkhead friends crashing at my house...sometimes I can't even go into my basement for days because of the atrocities they let out down there!!! :nono:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    On any given weekend I've got lunkhead friends crashing at my house...sometimes I can't even go into my basement for days because of the atrocities they let out down there!!! :nono:

    Smelly vagina

    That is all.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    And ladies... poop is for the toilet, not the stall door, the walls, the trash can OR the floor.
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    I don't think you are allowed to complain about hair. There have been numerous times when I go to take a leak and one of my wife's hairs is wrapped around my unit. I'm like wtf is this.

    Maybe this topic should start it's own thread.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    I don't think you are allowed to complain about hair. There have been numerous times when I go to take a leak and one of my wife's hairs is wrapped around my unit. I'm like wtf is this.

    Maybe this topic should start it's own thread.

    Hey man, what you do with her hairbrush is your business. I don't judge.
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    Wait what?? How did that happen?
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    And ladies... poop is for the toilet, not the stall door, the walls, the trash can OR the floor.
    I blame the monkeys
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    I don't think you are allowed to complain about hair. There have been numerous times when I go to take a leak and one of my wife's hairs is wrapped around my unit. I'm like wtf is this.

    Maybe this topic should start it's own thread.

    Hey man, what you do with her hairbrush is your business. I don't judge.

    My ass isn't hairy enough to brush it.
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  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    Back to it.

    Ask for directions.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    talk to other women
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Watch movies about gladiators.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    sing show tunes
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Drink right from the carton
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Drink right from the carton
    and leave the empty carton in the fridge
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Drink right from the carton
    and leave the empty carton in the fridge

    Shit man, I can't bring myself to do that...
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    this thread got weird there for a minute :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    gotta admit, when i'm home alone for a few days....

    i lounge in my underwear
    leave empty beer cans where ever it becomes empty
    and some other unmentionable stuff.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.
    haha. my wife hates when I do this.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.

    left to right.
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    man... 90% of the stuff in this thread is stuff my girlfriend does and I bitch at her for it....

    guess I know who wears the pants at our place.... :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    shep wrote:
    man... 90% of the stuff in this thread is stuff my girlfriend does and I bitch at her for it....

    guess I know who wears the panties at our place.... :lol:

    #fixed
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.


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  • 81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.

    Wipe? Who needs to wipe when you've got a fancy bidet?
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.


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    Does it tickle?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Does it tickle?

    a little bit...but i like it. :oops:
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