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Things Men Do... When Women Aren't Around

I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Drop a deuce with the door open.

:corn:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    [insert obvious answer here]
    81 is now off the air

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  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    81 wrote:
    [insert obvious answer here]
    Watch QVC?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    81 wrote:
    [insert obvious answer here]
    Watch QVC?
    yup :fp: :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    81 wrote:
    [insert obvious answer here]
    Watch QVC?
    :lol::lol::lol: I knew it
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Nothing... And it's so wonderful.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    scratch em
    81 is now off the air

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  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    81 wrote:
    scratch em
    That doesn't bother me. I'll do that anytime.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Wear their panties.



    This feels like a question on Family Feud.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I think I just sharted...
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    pick belly button lint
  • john roachjohn roach Posts: 80
    Fart on her pillows.
    John Roach
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Men are so gross :sick:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Please...you've never watched QVC??
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Please...you've never watched QVC??
    :lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Touche!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Touche!!!

    sounds dirty...
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    You should see my room :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    You should see my room :lol:

    is that why #thedate never happpened?
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    You should see my room :lol:

    is that why #thedate never happpened?

    No, she doesn't know about the room.

    I actually cleaned it once before she was supposed to come.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    I actually cleaned it once before she was supposed to come.
    that sounds dirty
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    LloydXmas wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    I actually cleaned it once before she was supposed to come.
    that sounds dirty

    Yep :lol:
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    The laundry, vacuum and straighten things up around the house. Maybe light a few candles so the house has a pleasant aroma for her arrival. ;)













    Or we can see how all the furniture feels with no pants on.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    the same stupid things
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    Drop a deuce with the door open.

    :corn:

    I don't
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    100% true. You should see the condition of the ladies room at the bar after a Saturday night. The fairer sex my ass!
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sex my ass!

    :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    100% true. You should see the condition of the ladies room at the bar after a Saturday night. The fairer sex my ass!

    Nasty
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