The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I know, just messing witcha. I know, us literal folks are pricks sometimes.
But thanks for the idea.. off to google "fun with babysitter"
Oddly enough, when I google that, i really didn't get what I was expecting/hoping for from google images...
I was led to believe the internet was used mostly for sharing porn... this google search would lead me to believe people have been giving me the wrong information....
:corn:
Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
I know, just messing witcha. I know, us literal folks are pricks sometimes.
But thanks for the idea.. off to google "fun with babysitter"
Oddly enough, when I google that, i really didn't get what I was expecting/hoping for from google images...
I was led to believe the internet was used mostly for sharing porn... this google search would lead me to believe people have been giving me the wrong information....
I know, just messing witcha. I know, us literal folks are pricks sometimes.
But thanks for the idea.. off to google "fun with babysitter"
Oddly enough, when I google that, i really didn't get what I was expecting/hoping for from google images...
I was led to believe the internet was used mostly for sharing porn... this google search would lead me to believe people have been giving me the wrong information....
Wife travels quite a bit. The last time she was gone all weekend I did these:
Fri Night
1. Watched 'The Natural' for the 7,000th time.
2. Dared myself to make the next batch of margaritas *even* stronger. (Yes, I am fully aware that this is sort of a problem. Which is why I do it when she is not around!)
3. Stayed up until 3 in the morning watching movies I didn't remember watching when I stumbled out of bed Sat AM.
Sat
4. Enjoyed total silence and read a book in an afternoon because of the total silence.
5. Grabbed a few Lobsters & a bunch of Mussels when at the market, cooked a massive dinner and had a 2nd consecutive Margarita Challenge Night.
6. Listened to multiple PJ boots consecutively at obscene volume.
7. Ate most of 'her' flavor Ice Cream for snack, directly from the carton and then put it back in the freezer.
8. Drunk called many of my CA friends and annoyed them.
She asked if I missed her. Had to tell her the truth and say 'Not Really.'
Wife travels quite a bit. The last time she was gone all weekend I did these:
Fri Night
1. Watched 'The Natural' for the 7,000th time.
2. Dared myself to make the next batch of margaritas *even* stronger. (Yes, I am fully aware that this is sort of a problem. Which is why I do it when she is not around!)
3. Stayed up until 3 in the morning watching movies I didn't remember watching when I stumbled out of bed Sat AM.
Sat
4. Enjoyed total silence and read a book in an afternoon because of the total silence.
5. Grabbed a few Lobsters & a bunch of Mussels when at the market, cooked a massive dinner and had a 2nd consecutive Margarita Challenge Night.
6. Listened to multiple PJ boots consecutively at obscene volume.
7. Ate most of 'her' flavor Ice Cream for snack, directly from the carton and then put it back in the freezer.
8. Drunk called many of my CA friends and annoyed them.
She asked if I missed her. Had to tell her the truth and say 'Not Really.'
Wife travels quite a bit. The last time she was gone all weekend I did these:
Fri Night
1. Watched 'The Natural' for the 7,000th time.
2. Dared myself to make the next batch of margaritas *even* stronger. (Yes, I am fully aware that this is sort of a problem. Which is why I do it when she is not around!)
3. Stayed up until 3 in the morning watching movies I didn't remember watching when I stumbled out of bed Sat AM.
Sat
4. Enjoyed total silence and read a book in an afternoon because of the total silence.
5. Grabbed a few Lobsters & a bunch of Mussels when at the market, cooked a massive dinner and had a 2nd consecutive Margarita Challenge Night.
6. Listened to multiple PJ boots consecutively at obscene volume.
7. Ate most of 'her' flavor Ice Cream for snack, directly from the carton and then put it back in the freezer.
8. Drunk called many of my CA friends and annoyed them.
She asked if I missed her. Had to tell her the truth and say 'Not Really.'
Wife travels quite a bit. The last time she was gone all weekend I did these:
Fri Night
1. Watched 'The Natural' for the 7,000th time.
2. Dared myself to make the next batch of margaritas *even* stronger. (Yes, I am fully aware that this is sort of a problem. Which is why I do it when she is not around!)
3. Stayed up until 3 in the morning watching movies I didn't remember watching when I stumbled out of bed Sat AM.
Sat
4. Enjoyed total silence and read a book in an afternoon because of the total silence.
5. Grabbed a few Lobsters & a bunch of Mussels when at the market, cooked a massive dinner and had a 2nd consecutive Margarita Challenge Night.
6. Listened to multiple PJ boots consecutively at obscene volume.
7. Ate most of 'her' flavor Ice Cream for snack, directly from the carton and then put it back in the freezer.
8. Drunk called many of my CA friends and annoyed them.
She asked if I missed her. Had to tell her the truth and say 'Not Really.'
Awesome!
The main reason I'm single was just outlined right here!
Can do what I want when I want...in silence!
I know, just messing witcha. I know, us literal folks are pricks sometimes.
But thanks for the idea.. off to google "fun with babysitter"
Oddly enough, when I google that, i really didn't get what I was expecting/hoping for from google images...
I was led to believe the internet was used mostly for sharing porn... this google search would lead me to believe people have been giving me the wrong information....
:corn:
turn off safe search
Safe search is off....
I'm so confused... :crazy:
the most interesting picture that comes up on the first 10 pages of images is this:
so I'm gonna stand by my original comment. :P
Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
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Remind me not to borrow your drill.
or his buffer
- Christopher McCandless
This gives me a lot to think about. This is potentially life changing for me.
Toronto 2011 night 2
Hamilton 2011
London 2013
Wait, it say when women arent around. :fp:
:fp:
i read the topic as your woman. :leaving:
is he hot?
does a woman shit on the floor
But thanks for the idea.. off to google "fun with babysitter"
Hope that's not on a work computer!
which is why having a hot spot app on your phone is wonderful thing. :P
occasionally
Oddly enough, when I google that, i really didn't get what I was expecting/hoping for from google images...
I was led to believe the internet was used mostly for sharing porn... this google search would lead me to believe people have been giving me the wrong information....
:corn:
turn off safe search
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Amateurs
Fri Night
1. Watched 'The Natural' for the 7,000th time.
2. Dared myself to make the next batch of margaritas *even* stronger. (Yes, I am fully aware that this is sort of a problem. Which is why I do it when she is not around!)
3. Stayed up until 3 in the morning watching movies I didn't remember watching when I stumbled out of bed Sat AM.
Sat
4. Enjoyed total silence and read a book in an afternoon because of the total silence.
5. Grabbed a few Lobsters & a bunch of Mussels when at the market, cooked a massive dinner and had a 2nd consecutive Margarita Challenge Night.
6. Listened to multiple PJ boots consecutively at obscene volume.
7. Ate most of 'her' flavor Ice Cream for snack, directly from the carton and then put it back in the freezer.
8. Drunk called many of my CA friends and annoyed them.
She asked if I missed her. Had to tell her the truth and say 'Not Really.'
Johnson
The main reason I'm single was just outlined right here!
Can do what I want when I want...in silence!
Safe search is off....
I'm so confused... :crazy:
the most interesting picture that comes up on the first 10 pages of images is this:
so I'm gonna stand by my original comment. :P