Tips on getting girls

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    grow a beard and drink bourbon and maintain a slightly irritated disposition

    Worked for Jim Morrison..
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i see your edit....now.... :x
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    i see your edit....now.... :x

    hehe....
  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    81 wrote:
    :lol: :corn:

    rule #1 of 10c, don't listen to numbers

    rule #2 of 10c, listen to our advice

    just ask _ about how we helped her out. :lol:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    learn to play guitar...really. Your mom will freak if you tell her you want a motorcycle...she'll be ok with a guitar.

    guitars-thats-exactly-how-they-work.jpg

    when you're in college, THEN get that bike.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    RKCNDY wrote:
    learn to play guitar...really. Your mom will freak if you tell her you want a motorcycle...she'll be ok with a guitar.

    guitars-thats-exactly-how-they-work.jpg

    when you're in college, THEN get that bike.

    Lisa's right. Guitars are KEY. :D
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    learn to play guitar...really. Your mom will freak if you tell her you want a motorcycle...she'll be ok with a guitar.

    guitars-thats-exactly-how-they-work.jpg


    ooh, I may try that... :mrgreen:
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,576
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    josevolution wrote:
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....

    baby in a stroller works too. um, at least that's what I've been told..... :silent:
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,576
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....

    baby in a stroller works too. um, at least that's what I've been told..... :silent:

    Yeah it does work but i know Rico is not in the Baby making faze yet :lol::lol:
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    josevolution wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....

    baby in a stroller works too. um, at least that's what I've been told..... :silent:

    Yeah it does work but i know Rico is not in the Baby making faze yet :lol::lol:

    i sure hope he's not :shock:
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....

    baby in a stroller works too. um, at least that's what I've been told..... :silent:

    if I saw a guy with a baby stroller, I'd run the other way.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....

    baby in a stroller works too. um, at least that's what I've been told..... :silent:

    if I saw a guy with a baby stroller, I'd run the other way.

    :lol: well, it would be tough to do it now, he's 17
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,576
    RKCNDY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Get a puppy and walk the dog in the school yard believe me they will come to you ....

    baby in a stroller works too. um, at least that's what I've been told..... :silent:

    if I saw a guy with a baby stroller, I'd run the other way.

    How about a stroller with a puppy in it :lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    josevolution wrote:
    How about a stroller with a puppy in it :lol:

    THEN i would think:

    "damn...his wife/GF must be :crazy:"

    or

    "oh...poor puppy might not be able to walk"

    or

    "is that guy gay?"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    How about a stroller with a puppy in it :lol:

    THEN i would think:

    "damn...his wife/GF must be :crazy:"

    or

    "oh...poor puppy might not be able to walk"

    or

    "is that guy gay?"


    :lol:
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,576
    RKCNDY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    How about a stroller with a puppy in it :lol:

    THEN i would think:

    "damn...his wife/GF must be :crazy:"

    or

    "oh...poor puppy might not be able to walk"

    or

    "is that guy gay?"

    Ok Rico cancell the stroller and just walk the puppy :mrgreen:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    RKCNDY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    How about a stroller with a puppy in it :lol:

    THEN i would think:

    "damn...his wife/GF must be :crazy:"

    or

    "oh...poor puppy might not be able to walk"

    or

    "is that guy gay?"

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    one final tip: have a lot of MONEY
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    honestly Rico, right now you are what a junior in HS? Don't worry about getting girls. HS girls are all about drama and they will drive you bonkers. Worry about graduating right now.

    Sure there is a huge pressure to be 'with' someone else right now, but really...who the hell cares what happened in HS when you're 25? Nobody gives a shit if you were on a sports team, what your GPA was, or anything like that-maybe colleges do-but in the real world, nobody cares...unless you want to grow up to be Al Bundy.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless

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