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Tips on getting girls

thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Reasons for making this thread;

1.I am bored
2. I don't want to go to sleep
3. 81 told me to... :lol:

So I am in high school and even though I don't really worry about getting a girl, when I do there always seem to be problems.....SO....any tips?

PS. Trust me on this, no girl at my school listens to PJ... :lol:
Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12

PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    bathe in cologne.
    :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    arrrr!!! Give them rum!!!!!



























    just kidding...thats really bad advice!
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    edited September 2012
    :lol: :corn:

    rule #1 of 10c, don't listen to numbers

    rule #2 of 10c, listen to our advice

    just ask _ about how we helped her out. :lol:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    don't be a douche. Or do be... they seem to get the girls. :fp:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    81 wrote:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    i wasn't buying into this rule at all.....then i got to the BOOM. :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mfc2006 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    i wasn't buying into this rule at all.....then i got to the BOOM. :lol:


    it's all about dropping the Boom.

    that sounds piratey
    81 is now off the air

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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    5 minutes in and this is already the greatest thread I've made on here... :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Bump
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    :lol: :corn:

    rule #1 of 10c, don't listen to numbers

    rule #2 of 10c, listen to our advice

    just ask _ about how we helped her out. :lol:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    I'm pretty sure there is a rule at the school specially pertaining to rule #3 :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    81 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    i wasn't buying into this rule at all.....then i got to the BOOM. :lol:


    it's all about dropping the Boom.

    that sounds piratey


    YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    get a white van and offer them free candy.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:
    I'm pretty sure there is a rule at the school specially pertaining to rule #3 :lol:

    Rule #4 of 10c, we don't let some pansy ass school rule get in the way of our conquests.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    i wonder if the princessvan in MT will be white....

    :think:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:
    white utility van... no back windows. spray paint "free candy" or if you feel better about it "free puppies" chicks dig puppies.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    Yeah...somehow I don't think this will be my best choice.. :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    :?

    get a pocket protector, hike up your pants & start calling yourself Screech.

    sure, that may not help in high school...but you'll end up making porn movies! :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    thefixer9 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    Yeah...somehow I don't think this will be my best choice.. :lol:

    Call it the bang bus
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,437
    just ask questions like in the 40 Year Old Virgin :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4
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    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    Yeah...somehow I don't think this will be my best choice.. :lol:

    one word

    motorcycle

    trust me when i say this...and i honestly mean it...you get yourself a motorcycle, you get yourself a beat down bat for the women that are going to be climbing all over you.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    mfc2006 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    :?

    get a pocket protector, hike up your pants & start calling yourself Screech.

    sure, that may not help in high school...but you'll end up making porn movies! :lol:

    I guess that's one way of getting girls... :lol::lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Call it the bang bus

    lots of shag carpeting....errr....wait, carpet is bad...just put in a water bed.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mfc2006 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    :?

    get a pocket protector, hike up your pants & start calling yourself Screech.

    sure, that may not help in high school...but you'll end up making porn movies! :lol:

    It can pay well
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    edited September 2012
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.
    Post edited by DS1119 on
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    eeriepadave wrote:
    just ask questions like in the 40 Year Old Virgin :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    Buzzkill
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    that's the end game and goes without sayin :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    that's the end game and goes without sayin :lol:

    :lol: I guess that's my goal.. :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    thefixer9 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    Just trying to be honest Rico. There are no tips for getting girls. It just happens and not always when you expect it. I met my last girlfriend at work and the previous one to that at a gas pump. :shock: Be yourself and it will happen.
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