When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV].
all you need to know
all i learned about women i learned from mike damone
He was a genius.
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
First off - you want tips on getting girls like plural? instead of tips on getting a girl.
Well that is easy -- pick out and easy one who likes to brag about guys she has slept with.
when you hook up with her take a viagra (i know you dont need it--- barry bonds was good without steroids but look what happened when he took them) make up some little story about how you have this weird condition where your junk get stiff over and over and then prove it to her.
She will tell every other girl and soon they will all be not so subtly hinting to "hang out"
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
:thumbup: :thumbup:
although, i would pay for the abortion
Praise Jah for Plan B
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
oh..and when you go to the sex part...just do it like a Greek......
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
oh..and when you go to the sex part...just do it like a Greek......
You mean, Why now u don't sexing?
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
:thumbup: Doesn't hurt to look like Nick either, especially back in the day. It was the hair. Oh, and talent. Be talented, Rico!
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
oh..and when you go to the sex part...just do it like a Greek......
You mean, Why now u don't sexing?
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Rico will look back at this thread in June and kick himself for starting it.
***makes mental note to bump thread in June***
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
:thumbup: Doesn't hurt to look like Nick either, especially back in the day. It was the hair. Oh, and talent. Be talented, Rico!
and if you try to woo a girl by knowing the name of Nick's first novel, make sure you know the correct title.
Telling a girl "She is an angel and you want to see her ass" may drive her away!
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all i learned about women i learned from mike damone
He was a genius.
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Well that is easy -- pick out and easy one who likes to brag about guys she has slept with.
when you hook up with her take a viagra (i know you dont need it--- barry bonds was good without steroids but look what happened when he took them) make up some little story about how you have this weird condition where your junk get stiff over and over and then prove it to her.
She will tell every other girl and soon they will all be not so subtly hinting to "hang out"
and of course you know what that means.
:thumbup: :thumbup:
although, i would pay for the abortion
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You must not have done it right.
:corn:
Praise Jah for Plan B
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Good advice
i'd pay for that too!!
PS. I don't have a smart phone
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
It is funny, gave me many laughs when I came home today, and I really needed that.
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
(And personally, I've always been partial to a few really well-done tattoos.)
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
You mean, Why now u don't sexing?
:thumbup: Doesn't hurt to look like Nick either, especially back in the day. It was the hair. Oh, and talent. Be talented, Rico!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
***makes mental note to bump thread in June***
- Christopher McCandless
and if you try to woo a girl by knowing the name of Nick's first novel, make sure you know the correct title.
Telling a girl "She is an angel and you want to see her ass" may drive her away!
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
What guys don't know about girls
Most of those actually make sense
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!