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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    mfc2006 wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    :?

    get a pocket protector, hike up your pants & start calling yourself Screech.

    sure, that may not help in high school...but you'll end up making porn movies! :lol:

    I guess that's one way of getting girls... :lol::lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Call it the bang bus

    lots of shag carpeting....errr....wait, carpet is bad...just put in a water bed.
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  • mfc2006 wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    :?

    get a pocket protector, hike up your pants & start calling yourself Screech.

    sure, that may not help in high school...but you'll end up making porn movies! :lol:

    It can pay well
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    edited September 2012
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.
    Post edited by DS1119 on
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    just ask questions like in the 40 Year Old Virgin :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    Buzzkill
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    that's the end game and goes without sayin :lol:
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    that's the end game and goes without sayin :lol:

    :lol: I guess that's my goal.. :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    thefixer9 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    Just trying to be honest Rico. There are no tips for getting girls. It just happens and not always when you expect it. I met my last girlfriend at work and the previous one to that at a gas pump. :shock: Be yourself and it will happen.
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    DS1119 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    I'm surprised I didn't see "And go to bed"


    Just trying to be honest Rico. There are no tips for getting girls. It just happens and not always when you expect it. I met my last girlfriend at work and the previous one to that at a gas pump. :shock: Be yourself and it will happen.

    And I thank you for that, unlike everyone else on this thread... :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    arrrr!!! Give them rum!!!!!
    and a
    do be

    sound advice from the ladies
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:

    And I thank you for that, unlike everyone else on this thread... :lol:

    hey now.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:

    And I thank you for that, unlike everyone else on this thread... :lol:

    hey now.

    exactly. Screech rules! :ugeek:
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:

    And I thank you for that, unlike everyone else on this thread... :lol:

    hey now.

    Come on, you know I was joking...I would never say that about you guys... ;):lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:

    And I thank you for that, unlike everyone else on this thread... :lol:

    hey now.

    Come on, you know I was joking...I would never say that about you guys... ;):lol:

    you just did. :fp: :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    81 wrote:
    you just did. :fp: :lol:

    he's right.

    #betrayed

    :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    I think you are just reading into it to much.... :twisted:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • My advice to Rico aka (soon to be known as) Big Pimpin"

    from another thread...



    Rico.. Please listen closely

    Girls find confidence very sexy.. Never be to much of a wimp to ask!!!.. a girl might shut you down, that is ok..
    Other girls will notice or find out that you had the balls to ask, and they will find that sexy!! trust me!!
    The girl might say yes! and in that case, you are golden because A.) you got what you wanted and 2.) chicks like guys that get chicks!!.. and even if she shuts you down later, you got at least 2 or 3 chicks waiting to take her place! because you got balls!!

    if it happens, getting shut down isn't bad.. DONT be afraid of it!! like I said, other chicks will notice you are in the game.. and the next time you get shut down, it stings less.. and the next, less..

    but the more you man up and put yourself out there, the more dates you will get..

    remember, you are a good guy. you are worth something. and any chick that shuts you down doesn't deserve you anyway..
    So get out there!!
    grab her hand,
    look her straight into the eyes (BE SURE TO DO THIS!!)
    and say "hello, I am Rico.. Would you like to go have a coffee sometime?"

    it works.. more times than not..
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    DS1119 wrote:
    Be honest.
    Be yourself.
    Find a girl that has common interests to your own.
    Don't think anyone is "out of your league".
    Don't feel rejected if you talk to a girl and it doesn't happen.
    Make a girl laugh.
    Don't use cheesy pickup lines unless you're trying to make them laugh.
    Compliment them.
    Don't be creepy.
    Talk with them like they're a friend (which you ultimatley are looking for) and not a piece of meat.
    If you're nervous or anxious, don't worry about it, so are they.
    Open doors for them.
    Always let them walk by your side or in front of you, until they get to a door, then open it for them.
    Be respectful.
    Brush your teeth.
    Comb your hair.
    Dress decent.
    Wear clean shoes.
    Be respectful.

    I just wanted to say this is really nice, DS...listen to this advice.

    Also, playing in a band doesn't hurt. :lol:
    I lost a bet...