I'm to lower the windows and fire up some tool on the way home tonight.
I recommend "Hooker With a Penis" at high volumes
actually....that is an awesome song to turn up in traffic....hopefully with a prudish mom with kids in a car next to me at the stop light.
That reminds me...at some point over the summer I was driving somewhere and had Steel Panther's Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' song blaring. As you can imagine, the lyrics were certainly not child appropriate. I got quite a few angry stares
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I used to work at a help desk for a website. One day this women calls in because she can't log in. She has her boss on the phone with her, he's trying to help her get in and keeps asking her what her password was but she doesn't want to tell him. I'm muting my phone cracking up because I can see it. She finally tells him what it is: boner. There was a brief silence then he goes oh nice. I wonder how that went after she got off the phone.
I used to work at a help desk for a website. One day this women calls in because she can't log in. She has her boss on the phone with her, he's trying to help her get in and keeps asking her what her password was but she doesn't want to tell him. I'm muting my phone cracking up because I can see it. She finally tells him what it is: boner. There was a brief silence then he goes oh nice. I wonder how that went after she got off the phone.
So, I'm making a costume for the Mr., it includes creating a mask, I am putting the plaster stuff on his face, and he gets impatient, "Can I take it off now?"
"NO! you have to wait until it gets hard before you take it off!"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
So, I'm making a costume for the Mr., it includes creating a mask, I am putting the plaster stuff on his face, and he gets impatient, "Can I take it off now?"
"NO! you have to wait until it gets hard before you take it off!"
So, I'm making a costume for the Mr., it includes creating a mask, I am putting the plaster stuff on his face, and he gets impatient, "Can I take it off now?"
"NO! you have to wait until it gets hard before you take it off!"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
So, I'm making a costume for the Mr., it includes creating a mask, I am putting the plaster stuff on his face, and he gets impatient, "Can I take it off now?"
"NO! you have to wait until it gets hard before you take it off!"
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actually....that is an awesome song to turn up in traffic....hopefully with a prudish mom with kids in a car next to me at the stop light.
Fuck I just heard a live version... I think it was from last year...
"I sold my soul to fuck your mother"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_gk9chATRo
That reminds me...at some point over the summer I was driving somewhere and had Steel Panther's Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' song blaring. As you can imagine, the lyrics were certainly not child appropriate. I got quite a few angry stares
want to be enlightened"
Oh....
nice.
One of the dirtiest lyrics ever:
Your bone's got a little machine
You're a bone machine
I have no idea what the hell he means but I know what I think of every time I hear that song
I guess this qualifies
When did you become the judge??!
So it doesn't qualify?
Thanks for playing the that's dirty game
"NO! you have to wait until it gets hard before you take it off!"
- Christopher McCandless
I guess this qualifies
- Christopher McCandless
Exactly
exactly
i had to walk away
just reliazed...i forget to deleiver a martini....oh well....i did bring the winner a KW. that has to count...right.
want to be enlightened"
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
:P
King Kong ain't got shit on me.
:think: