Me too! Oh how I miss the Frogs. Speaking of, this song would qualify in this thread:
One two three four..
The frogs!
On your radio tonight.. and forever!
Looked at my watch it was quarter to one,
oooh uhhh I cummed
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two,
I said what did you use for lubricant baby? super glue?
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three,
well god-damnit bitch I gotta take a pee!
Looked at my watch and it was six to four,
twenty-five or terrycat... chicago!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five,
I said I don't know what you've got down there bitch but I'm being eaten alive!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to six,
She said oooo that smells like bratwurst, I said well yours smells like tuna fish!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight...
seven... whoops
Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten,
uuuhhh here I come again!
Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven,
fully extended... twelve
Looked at my watch and it thirteen o'clock,
me and god just watching scotty's cock rock!
Looked at my watch and it said fourteen!
that's jailbait baby!
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"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Just ran into a co-worker on the way in; she was wearing this fur thing around her neck that looked nice. As she walked away down the sidewalk, I yelled out, "I like your muff!" :shock: :oops:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Just ran into a co-worker on the way in; she was wearing this fur thing around her neck that looked nice. As she walked away down the sidewalk, I yelled out, "I like your muff!" :shock: :oops:
I hear so many funny things on TV...I should twit them.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Social studies teacher told his students all he had this weekend was wet wood. But it was ok because the neighbor kept offering his wood. "Go ahead, grab a handful of my wood"
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boy, is it!! :shock:
chirp
chirp chirp
chirp
....
chirp
.......
:x
CHIRP!!!!
I seriously can't stop laughing.
dirty dirty dirty!!
:corn: :corn:
I'm just hungry
:corn: :corn: :corn:
http://youtu.be/92Vyg8VOGBM
Me too! Oh how I miss the Frogs. Speaking of, this song would qualify in this thread:
One two three four..
The frogs!
On your radio tonight.. and forever!
Looked at my watch it was quarter to one,
oooh uhhh I cummed
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two,
I said what did you use for lubricant baby? super glue?
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three,
well god-damnit bitch I gotta take a pee!
Looked at my watch and it was six to four,
twenty-five or terrycat... chicago!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five,
I said I don't know what you've got down there bitch but I'm being eaten alive!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to six,
She said oooo that smells like bratwurst, I said well yours smells like tuna fish!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight...
seven... whoops
Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten,
uuuhhh here I come again!
Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven,
fully extended... twelve
Looked at my watch and it thirteen o'clock,
me and god just watching scotty's cock rock!
Looked at my watch and it said fourteen!
that's jailbait baby!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
:corn:
- Christopher McCandless
That and all you caulk jokes...
Guy A: Out getting heads
Boss: He's what?
Guy A: getting head
And then they wonder why I'm cracking up
:fp: :fp:
This is what I'm dealing with today
knob...
would you be upset if i had a work affair with your work wife.
She was actually talking to one of our co-workers..but the answer is yes. The knob was swabbed. :corn:
I'll allow it...
:fp:
co-worker... :fp: :oops:
"Yeah it's sucking it but it hasn't spit out anything yet".....