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the that's dirty game

8181 Posts: 58,276
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
If you hear somebody say something that sounds dirty post it here.

Tell us who said what, and if deemed dirty, you get a point. Person with most points gets a Philly present.

Deadline is next tuesday and 5pm central.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    asked my wife if I could have _________ tonight

    She replied "that's dirty"

    ____ = keeping it family friendly
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.

    ok, merit system...I'm out. Would never ask my wife that....this early
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.

    merit system = contest over :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    London Bridge wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.

    merit system = contest over :lol:



    :lol:
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I'm working at a chime manufacturers, and this week I overheard one of the sales reps say:
    "The customer asked if I had Morning Wood." (Yeah...it is a discontinued chime).
    ELITIST FUK
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    SD48277 wrote:
    I'm working at a chime manufacturers, and this week I overheard one of the sales reps say:
    "The customer asked if I had Morning Wood." (Yeah...it is a discontinued chime).

    :lol::lol:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    when I went to the asthma dr. last week the nurse said "put your mouth around this and blow as hard and as long as you can"

    also, a girl I work with that teaches a class on the side said she has a student with the name "Elle Cockholder".
    She checked the official roster to make sure someone wasn't making it up... :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This local commercial just ran during the Yankee game. I had dirty thoughts and may have uttered something dirty. Does that count?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mjL1uXmcs
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,510
    Someone offered me a "Philly Present".....sounds dirty!
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    cheese curds
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    edited August 2012
    i was taking Sam (our dog) for a walk yesterday when i heard two kids talking about how they wished they could "bounce their balls all day long until they went to bed." :lol: they were bouncing basketballs....

    i started cracking up....
    Post edited by mfc2006 on
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  • hgpjam11hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    In Trader Joe's with my daughter & she's pushing the tiny cart. I grab a bag of almonds and she says "can I hold your nuts?"

    At work there's something every day... Last one I remember was someone saying "did you pull out?"
    I win.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i was taking Sam (our dog) for a walk yesterday when i head two kids talking about how they wished they could "bounce their balls all day long until they went to bed." :lol: they were bouncing basketballs....

    i started cracking up....

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ms. DC and I are sitting on the couch and she is telling me about this wine class she's taking in school.

    She says, "Did you know that the final stage of tasting wine is called 'spitting and swallowing'.

    :D
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dirty beer.
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty beer.

    you drank it anyway...didn't you?
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    mfc2006 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty beer.

    you drank it anyway...didn't you?
    with a catsup chaser ;)
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty beer.

    you drank it anyway...didn't you?
    with a catsup chaser ;)


    tasty! :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mfc2006 wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    with a catsup chaser ;)


    tasty! :lol:



    Beer and ketchup. Mmmmm
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    :fp:
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dirty face plam beer. Mmmm
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty face plam beer. Mmmm

    never tried that one!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mfc2006 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty face plam beer. Mmmm

    never tried that one!



    Its good. Tastes like Mich Ultra. :lol:
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    DS1119 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty face plam beer. Mmmm

    never tried that one!



    Its good. Tastes like Mich Ultra. :lol:

    :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    hew holy grail?

    im in..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I propositioned a hooker.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Speedy asked PJ Rocks if he finished someone off. That was pretty dirty.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    moving weekend for my sis..
    so i went at the new house in the morning and there was 2 guys painting the house..

    so one of there turns and looks at me and says..hey dude,,do i know you from somewhere??

    i answer him..

    Probably, you watching any porn?

    he open wide his eyes,didnt say anything and continue his work... :shock: :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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