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chadwick wrote:anyone else wanna join the thread? anyone?"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
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JonnyPistachio wrote:comebackgirl wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:
I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.
Forget it CBG, your curly straw drinking days are over! And while we're at it, those tiny umbrellas are shankirific - BANNED!Fuck it...I'm gonna shank myself with a spork :(
That sounds strangely dirty :?
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Guns kill people
But it takes a person to pull the trigger.0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:Guns kill people
But it takes a person to pull the trigger.
maybe not if you just chuck it at 'em.:P
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catefrances wrote:peacefrompaul wrote:Guns kill people
But it takes a person to pull the trigger.
maybe not if you just chuck it at 'em.:P
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
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comebackgirl wrote:catefrances wrote:peacefrompaul wrote:Guns kill people
But it takes a person to pull the trigger.
maybe not if you just chuck it at 'em.:P
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:Wise, guys...
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comebackgirl wrote:catefrances wrote:peacefrompaul wrote:Guns kill people
But it takes a person to pull the trigger.
maybe not if you just chuck it at 'em.:P
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).hear my name
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catefrances wrote:comebackgirl wrote:catefrances wrote:
maybe not if you just chuck it at 'em.:P
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
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catefrances wrote:yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
(although our fatty George would just do the "flop" and present his belly for rubs and raspberries; of course, I oblige)0 -
hedonist wrote:catefrances wrote:yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
(although our fatty George would just do the "flop" and present his belly for rubs and raspberries; of course, I oblige)Well I woke up alive, but she's still giving me the stink eye :wtf: :? It probably helps that there is no gun in the house.
Moral of the story - keep guns away from cats 'cause guns don't kill people, cats with guns door something :oops:
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comebackgirl wrote:catefrances wrote:comebackgirl wrote:
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
Cats are so freakin strange...some of 'em. DId you see that clip thats floating around the internet of that black cat who tosses a bottle of the dresser and then hisses? (it was maybe a yawn, lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtYm2yPRGSA
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JonnyPistachio wrote:comebackgirl wrote:catefrances wrote:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
Cats are so freakin strange...some of 'em. DId you see that clip thats floating around the internet of that black cat who tosses a bottle of the dresser and then hisses? (it was maybe a yawn, lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtYm2yPRGSA
Reminds me of your cat, from the sounds of it.She does that! She used to do that with tomatoes to watch them go splat. She knocked a cup of coffee off the counter the other day and then sat there and watched me clean it up. Better keep the spoons and curly straws away from her too :?
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like when our old founding fathers wrote the constitution they wrote it around black powder mussle loaders. i for one have never had a mussle loading black powder gun and have never fired or loaded one. anyone else not experienced in mussle loading black powder guns? anyone ever have or currently own a black powder mussle loading gun?for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
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chadwick wrote:acoustic guy wrote:Yes to all four questions.
I have many guns. They are very secure and safe.
I used to hunt but dont like killing animals unless it was necessary to survive.
I was raised with them in my home as a child. Taught to respect them and understand what they do and how to handle them.
People who dont respect them are the ones who normally have accidents.
Guns dont kill people. Do spoons make people fat?
too much logic in this post I guess...
Love the answers, well when on topic,
and seeing hearing people's experiences with guns.
Growing up there was none in our home,
a house of four women relied upon huge butcher knives for protection...
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ever handle a black powder mussle loader, pandora? the 2nd amendment speaks on these guns. i've only ever held one and watched folks load & fire them. it is quite the process that does & doesn't exist within the modern armory of today, however they still produce them, they have a mussle loader season for deer hunters.for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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chadwick wrote:ever handle a black powder mussle loader, pandora? the 2nd amendment speaks on these guns. i've only ever held one and watched folks load & fire them. it is quite the process that does & doesn't exist within the modern armory of today, however they still produce them, they have a mussle loader season for deer hunters.Be Excellent To Each OtherParty On, Dudes!0
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Jason P wrote:chadwick wrote:ever handle a black powder mussle loader, pandora? the 2nd amendment speaks on these guns. i've only ever held one and watched folks load & fire them. it is quite the process that does & doesn't exist within the modern armory of today, however they still produce them, they have a mussle loader season for deer hunters.for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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pandora wrote:chadwick wrote:acoustic guy wrote:Yes to all four questions.
I have many guns. They are very secure and safe.
I used to hunt but dont like killing animals unless it was necessary to survive.
I was raised with them in my home as a child. Taught to respect them and understand what they do and how to handle them.
People who dont respect them are the ones who normally have accidents.
Guns dont kill people. Do spoons make people fat?
too much logic in this post I guess...
there is no logic thats why
guns dont kill people, its the bullet travelling through their eyeball
spoons dont make people fat... its the 40g of fat in the ice cream that does.oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0 -
Speaking of black powder mussle loader, which I have not seen in person...
Big year for the Civil War Reenactment ... 150 years, next month here in GA
http://civilwar150th.org/
Some PJ fans might be hanging around that weekend...
I saw a bit of that one year in our little town of Jonesboro, a tribute to history.0
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