Sorry about the snake. But it was a huge water moccasin after all.
You probably also won't like the fact that dad killed some copperheads a couple of weeks ago that were hiding under a brush pile next to the lake house.
He used a hoe though, not a gun. I am not sure if that mattered to the snakes or not.
I love animals unless they are violent. I HATE SNAKES!!! I AM INDIANA JONES WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES!
Once I blew ones head off in my front yard. never saw one like that in my neighborhood. Huge snake. Crazy to use a shotgun in a nice upscale area like the one i live in but sometimes in life ya gotta say fuck
you've always been a wonderful guy :roll: for years i've read some of your posts here. not really to impressive ever. enjoy your day, sir
1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?
no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema." fuck yes that is funny
1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?
1. NO
2. YES
3. YES
4. YES
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?
no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.
I wish there was a way to flip-flop the mentality of shooting someone out of retaliation. There's a town near me called Riviera, where someone is shot daily. These folks need to go back to good old fisticuffs, and we need to pound it home that using a gun is cowardly.
Btw, chadwick, this thread is very informative and interesting. Thank you.
I also would love to know from the folks who have guns, how they store them (and ammo), and how quickly they can retrieve it. And how often they've retrieved it...even if it was just a concern from a lurking sound outside?
Sorry about the snake. But it was a huge water moccasin after all.
You probably also won't like the fact that dad killed some copperheads a couple of weeks ago that were hiding under a brush pile next to the lake house.
He used a hoe though, not a gun. I am not sure if that mattered to the snakes or not.
I love animals unless they are violent. I HATE SNAKES!!! I AM INDIANA JONES WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES!
Once I blew ones head off in my front yard. never saw one like that in my neighborhood. Huge snake. Crazy to use a shotgun in a nice upscale area like the one i live in but sometimes in life ya gotta say fuck
My story on why I dislike not any HATREd of snakes. Deep woods Fort Bragg NC on patrol with my squad I'm the platoon leader, it's 100 degrees, no sleep in 32 hours. I'm trying to keep my men from ambush situations even though we know at some point it's coming (they wanted to know what i would do in those critical moments). The ambush comes 30 yards out and it's a M60 machine gun and it's distinctive sound. I order my men to take cover over the noise...I take cover myself tracking through the sand i go down and hit a mound. My helmet covers my line of sight into darkness...I push it up and there's a snake snarling at me 6 inches from my face. Blinked in shock in what seemed like an eternity the snake was gone
Folks I was tough then but I'll tell you I wet my pants oh yes i did...a nice big patch and all. Later after the exercise was over one of my men questioned me on my patch and all I could do was give him my very long middle finger, I told him you just don't want to know.
So to this day I have a dislike for snakes...lovely animals just keep them at a distance from me please.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
My story on why I dislike not any HATREd of snakes. Deep woods Fort Bragg NC on patrol with my squad I'm the platoon leader, it's 100 degrees, no sleep in 32 hours. I'm trying to keep my men from ambush situations even though we know at some point it's coming (they wanted to know what i would do in those critical moments). The ambush comes 30 yards out and it's a M60 machine gun and it's distinctive sound. I order my men to take cover over the noise...I take cover myself tracking through the sand i go down and hit a mound. My helmet covers my line of sight into darkness...I push it up and there's a snake snarling at me 6 inches from my face. Blinked in shock in what seemed like an eternity the snake was gone
Folks I was tough then but I'll tell you I wet my pants oh yes i did...a nice big patch and all. Later after the exercise was over one of my men questioned me on my patch and all I could do was give him my very long middle finger, I told him you just don't want to know.
So to this day I have a dislike for snakes...lovely animals just keep them at a distance from me please.
Peace
hahaha
I always liked you G. Takes a real man to admit that. I've been known to pick up rattlesnakes and safely remove them from campsites when others were freaking out. Just toss them in the river and let them swim down to the next sucker's campsite.
1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?
No
Yes
Yes
No. The guns I have fired I know how to load and unload but to say I know them all would be ignorant. I've never fired a handgun. My experience is with a few rifles, a few assualt rifles, and a shotgun.
100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?
Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.
I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.
100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?
Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.
I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.
I really love those curly straws though :oops: although I guess they could be used as a shank :think:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?
Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.
I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.
I really love those curly straws though :oops: although I guess they could be used as a shank :think:
Forget it CBG, your curly straw drinking days are over! And while we're at it, those tiny umbrellas are shankirific - BANNED!
Thats soooo true.... its the bullet going through their brain that kills them
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.
I really love those curly straws though :oops: although I guess they could be used as a shank :think:
Forget it CBG, your curly straw drinking days are over! And while we're at it, those tiny umbrellas are shankirific - BANNED!
Nooooooooo!!! Not the tiny umbrellas Fuck it...I'm gonna shank myself with a spork :(
That sounds strangely dirty :?
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
:shock: I think my life just flashed before my eyes. She's been looking at me funny all night :wtf:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
Gun issue aside - this, folks, captures the essence of cat mentality and those of us deemed worthy enough to wait on them hand and paw.
(although our fatty George would just do the "flop" and present his belly for rubs and raspberries; of course, I oblige)
Comments
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
bbrruuhaha
what's a gun, chadwick? which end gets the bullets in it? what do i do with this here? this could kill somebody?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?
1. NO
2. YES
3. YES
4. YES
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I wish there was a way to flip-flop the mentality of shooting someone out of retaliation. There's a town near me called Riviera, where someone is shot daily. These folks need to go back to good old fisticuffs, and we need to pound it home that using a gun is cowardly.
Btw, chadwick, this thread is very informative and interesting. Thank you.
I also would love to know from the folks who have guns, how they store them (and ammo), and how quickly they can retrieve it. And how often they've retrieved it...even if it was just a concern from a lurking sound outside?
My story on why I dislike not any HATREd of snakes. Deep woods Fort Bragg NC on patrol with my squad I'm the platoon leader, it's 100 degrees, no sleep in 32 hours. I'm trying to keep my men from ambush situations even though we know at some point it's coming (they wanted to know what i would do in those critical moments). The ambush comes 30 yards out and it's a M60 machine gun and it's distinctive sound. I order my men to take cover over the noise...I take cover myself tracking through the sand i go down and hit a mound. My helmet covers my line of sight into darkness...I push it up and there's a snake snarling at me 6 inches from my face. Blinked in shock in what seemed like an eternity the snake was gone
Folks I was tough then but I'll tell you I wet my pants oh yes i did...a nice big patch and all. Later after the exercise was over one of my men questioned me on my patch and all I could do was give him my very long middle finger, I told him you just don't want to know.
So to this day I have a dislike for snakes...lovely animals just keep them at a distance from me please.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
hahaha
I always liked you G. Takes a real man to admit that. I've been known to pick up rattlesnakes and safely remove them from campsites when others were freaking out. Just toss them in the river and let them swim down to the next sucker's campsite.
To all four.
No
Yes
Yes
No. The guns I have fired I know how to load and unload but to say I know them all would be ignorant. I've never fired a handgun. My experience is with a few rifles, a few assualt rifles, and a shotgun.
Yup. :thumbup:
100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?
Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Forget it CBG, your curly straw drinking days are over! And while we're at it, those tiny umbrellas are shankirific - BANNED!
Thats soooo true.... its the bullet going through their brain that kills them
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
That sounds strangely dirty :?
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
no thanks.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
But it takes a person to pull the trigger.
maybe not if you just chuck it at 'em.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Or a monkey...a monkey could so pull a trigger. And my cat has mastered how to turn on the tv and open the door, so I'm betting if I had a gun she would have killed me by now and eaten the body :shock:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Ladies.... :oops:
yeah i can just see it too. the authorities will knock down the door and there shell be delicately licking her paw, a picture of insouciance, briefly glancing over at your pile of bones and thinking you think i did that? prove it.. wont matter...im a cat. and then she wipes that paw over her ears like shes not got a care in the wolrd(which she doesnt).
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
(although our fatty George would just do the "flop" and present his belly for rubs and raspberries; of course, I oblige)