gun poll

chadwick

acoustic guy wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Sorry about the snake. But it was a huge water moccasin after all.

You probably also won't like the fact that dad killed some copperheads a couple of weeks ago that were hiding under a brush pile next to the lake house.

He used a hoe though, not a gun. I am not sure if that mattered to the snakes or not.

I love animals unless they are violent. I HATE SNAKES!!! I AM INDIANA JONES WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES!
Once I blew ones head off in my front yard. never saw one like that in my neighborhood. Huge snake. Crazy to use a shotgun in a nice upscale area like the one i live in but sometimes in life ya gotta say fuck

you've always been a wonderful guy :roll: for years i've read some of your posts here. not really to impressive ever. enjoy your day, sir

dunkman

chadwick wrote:

simple questions...

1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?

no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.

chadwick

dunkman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

simple questions...

1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?

no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.

redrock

dunkman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

simple questions...

1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?

no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.

I almost wet myself here....

chadwick

i am waiting for 'bleep' family & friends to take the poll
bbrruuhaha

what's a gun, chadwick? which end gets the bullets in it? what do i do with this here? this could kill somebody?

chadwick

"oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema." fuck yes that is funny

dimitrispearljam

1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?



1. NO

2. YES

3. YES

4. YES

JonnyPistachio

dunkman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

simple questions...

1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?

no to the above... i am happy with my cock size and I can punch most fuckers... so no need.

I wish there was a way to flip-flop the mentality of shooting someone out of retaliation. There's a town near me called Riviera, where someone is shot daily. These folks need to go back to good old fisticuffs, and we need to pound it home that using a gun is cowardly.

Btw, chadwick, this thread is very informative and interesting. Thank you.

I also would love to know from the folks who have guns, how they store them (and ammo), and how quickly they can retrieve it. And how often they've retrieved it...even if it was just a concern from a lurking sound outside?

g under p

acoustic guy wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Sorry about the snake. But it was a huge water moccasin after all.

You probably also won't like the fact that dad killed some copperheads a couple of weeks ago that were hiding under a brush pile next to the lake house.

He used a hoe though, not a gun. I am not sure if that mattered to the snakes or not.

I love animals unless they are violent. I HATE SNAKES!!! I AM INDIANA JONES WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES!
Once I blew ones head off in my front yard. never saw one like that in my neighborhood. Huge snake. Crazy to use a shotgun in a nice upscale area like the one i live in but sometimes in life ya gotta say fuck

My story on why I dislike not any HATREd of snakes. Deep woods Fort Bragg NC on patrol with my squad I'm the platoon leader, it's 100 degrees, no sleep in 32 hours. I'm trying to keep my men from ambush situations even though we know at some point it's coming (they wanted to know what i would do in those critical moments). The ambush comes 30 yards out and it's a M60 machine gun and it's distinctive sound. I order my men to take cover over the noise...I take cover myself tracking through the sand i go down and hit a mound. My helmet covers my line of sight into darkness...I push it up and there's a snake snarling at me 6 inches from my face. Blinked in shock in what seemed like an eternity the snake was gone

Folks I was tough then but I'll tell you I wet my pants oh yes i did...a nice big patch and all. Later after the exercise was over one of my men questioned me on my patch and all I could do was give him my very long middle finger, I told him you just don't want to know.

So to this day I have a dislike for snakes...lovely animals just keep them at a distance from me please.

Peace

Snakeduck

g under p wrote:

My story on why I dislike not any HATREd of snakes. Deep woods Fort Bragg NC on patrol with my squad I'm the platoon leader, it's 100 degrees, no sleep in 32 hours. I'm trying to keep my men from ambush situations even though we know at some point it's coming (they wanted to know what i would do in those critical moments). The ambush comes 30 yards out and it's a M60 machine gun and it's distinctive sound. I order my men to take cover over the noise...I take cover myself tracking through the sand i go down and hit a mound. My helmet covers my line of sight into darkness...I push it up and there's a snake snarling at me 6 inches from my face. Blinked in shock in what seemed like an eternity the snake was gone

Folks I was tough then but I'll tell you I wet my pants oh yes i did...a nice big patch and all. Later after the exercise was over one of my men questioned me on my patch and all I could do was give him my very long middle finger, I told him you just don't want to know.

So to this day I have a dislike for snakes...lovely animals just keep them at a distance from me please.

Peace

hahaha

I always liked you G. Takes a real man to admit that. I've been known to pick up rattlesnakes and safely remove them from campsites when others were freaking out. Just toss them in the river and let them swim down to the next sucker's campsite.

Prince Of Dorkness

Yes.

To all four.

DS1119

chadwick wrote:

simple questions...

1. have you ever owned a gun?
2. have you ever picked a gun up?
3. have you ever fired a gun?
4. do you know how to load & unload most guns?

No
Yes
Yes
No. The guns I have fired I know how to load and unload but to say I know them all would be ignorant. I've never fired a handgun. My experience is with a few rifles, a few assualt rifles, and a shotgun.

DS1119

Jason P wrote:

Hell, I'm scared that half the people out there can buy a box of kitchen matches without having a license, less yet a .357 Magnum. :?

Yup. :thumbup:

DS1119

acoustic guy wrote:

Guns dont kill people. Do spoons make people fat?

100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?


Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.

chadwick

DS1119 wrote:

acoustic guy wrote:

Guns dont kill people. Do spoons make people fat?

100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?


Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.

how can you agree with that?

JonnyPistachio

DS1119 wrote:

acoustic guy wrote:

Guns dont kill people. Do spoons make people fat?

100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?


Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.

I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.

comebackgirl

JonnyPistachio wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

acoustic guy wrote:

Guns dont kill people. Do spoons make people fat?

100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?


Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.

I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.

I really love those curly straws though :oops: although I guess they could be used as a shank :think:

JonnyPistachio

comebackgirl wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

100% agree...and even before reading the rest of the thread I'm sure someone will say something like "have spoons ever killed anyone"?


Well they have as shanks and such but you know what I mean.

I'm really ready to ban spoons, sporks, and those curly plastic straws. I might even go as far as say that those slurpee straws with the tiny spoon at the end are rather viscious.

I really love those curly straws though :oops: although I guess they could be used as a shank :think:

Forget it CBG, your curly straw drinking days are over! And while we're at it, those tiny umbrellas are shankirific - BANNED!

dunkman

acoustic guy wrote:

Guns dont kill people.

Thats soooo true.... its the bullet going through their brain that kills them

chadwick

anyone else wanna join the thread? anyone?