***Official***81 is driving us to Montana Thread

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Page 5?

How can this $400 adventure of a lifetime thread...
Be on page 5??

Ill give it a $400 bump to the top!

don't you have some bunny ears to source for your floridah vacation :P

Oil change
Tuneup
Fill the gas tank
Pick up whatever camping gear you dont have
Pick up a couple cases of beer and a bottle or 2 of booze

$400
And you are STILL in Schaumburg.

hahahaha :twisted: :twisted:

81

what is this tune up you speak of? outside of oil, nothing is due until 100K :fp:

as i told DS in the other thread....

can it be done for 400? yes. will i spend more than that? most likely, since i've been blessed thus far in life.

now go put on your snow white dress and dance around your garden. :P

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

what is this tune up you speak of? outside of oil, nothing is due until 100K :fp:

as i told DS in the other thread....

can it be done for 400? yes. will i spend more than that? most likely, since i've been blessed thus far in life.

now go put on your snow white dress and dance around your garden. :P

When I am sitting at Epcot, eating some fine food, drinking some fine wine, and watching the firewrorks show.

I will be thinking of you, cramped in your pickup, with Horos sitting next to you, chainsmoking Marlboros, as you wait for the tow truck, cuz your truck broke down at 17,000ft above sea level...Because your dumbass refused to get a tune-up!

And Mamasan drank the last beer 300 miles ago....
And the ice in the cooler melted, back in Iowa!

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

DS1119

81 wrote:

what is this tune up you speak of? outside of oil, nothing is due until 100K :fp:

as i told DS in the other thread....

can it be done for 400? yes. will i spend more than that? most likely, since i've been blessed thus far in life.

now go put on your snow white dress and dance around your garden. :P

Uo oh. The baby is getting cranky. Might be time to swap out the cigarette with his binky.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Are we there yet?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

When i am sitting at the pool at my hotel, and the cute little waitress, wearing Mickey mouse ears, is bringing me another beverage...

I will be thinking of you fuckers, standing next to each other, taking a bar of soap, and a 20oz. bottle of water....
And calling that "The Morning Shower"



And then as you eat your Beef Jerky Lunch....
The tow truck guy, and his brother-in-law, the mechanic, tell you the pickup wont be ready for another week, because they are waiting for the part to be shipped from Schaumburg Illinois!

DS1119

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

When i am sitting at the pool at my hotel, and the cute little waitress, wearing Mickey mouse ears, is bringing me another beverage...

I will be thinking of you fuckers, standing next to each other, taking a bar of soap, and a 20oz. bottle of water....
And calling that "The Morning Shower"



And then as you eat your Beef Jerky Lunch....
The tow truck guy, and his brother-in-law, the mechanic, tell you the pickup wont be ready for another week, because they are waiting for the part to be shipped from Schaumburg Illinois!

81

Oh no...looks like Speedy was asked to leave Cinderalla's castle after asking to try on her dress.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

When the police finally arrive...
It was pretty OBVIOUS that Horos had enough of 81's antics over the weekend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg

Horos

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81: "Excuse me sir, how much did you say it would cost to repair my truck?"
Mechanic: "That will be $401.99."
81: "FUCK!!!" "Horos can you lend me $1.99?"

cubBEE_girl

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

81: "Excuse me sir, how much did you say it would cost to repair my truck?"
Mechanic: "That will be $401.99."
81: "FUCK!!!" "Horos can you lend me $1.99?"

maybe i shouldn't be laughing because i just might be in that truck on the way to montana. :?

81

Cinderalla wrote:

just keep smiling kids, the park closes in 10 minutes, and i don't want to take ANOUTHER pic with that guy behind you in line. it's his 18th picture today

:P

Horos

Now this thread is getting ready for some popcorn.

I could see this being a movie switching back and forth from roadtrip to Florida. Of course the climax will be us seeing Pearl Jam!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

As they enter Wyoming..
Horos tells 81 to 'Hang a Right"
81 refuses..And hangs a Left instead.
Horos gets PISSED!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFcj--62VQA

81

Horos wrote:

Now this thread is getting ready for some popcorn.

I could see this being a movie switching back and forth from roadtrip to Florida. Of course the climax will be us seeing Pearl Jam!

i guess in fairness to speedy, we'll both be hanging out with a bunch of kids, the only difference is, we'll be kids at heart.

81

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

As they enter Wyoming..
Horos tells 81 to 'Hang a Right"
81 refuses..And hangs a Left instead.
Horos gets PISSED!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFcj--62VQA

How did Horos end up in this caravan...

Horos

81 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

As they enter Wyoming..
Horos tells 81 to 'Hang a Right"
81 refuses..And hangs a Left instead.
Horos gets PISSED!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFcj--62VQA

How did Horos end up in this caravan...

I was wondering that too.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Horos wrote:

81 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

As they enter Wyoming..
Horos tells 81 to 'Hang a Right"
81 refuses..And hangs a Left instead.
Horos gets PISSED!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFcj--62VQA

How did Horos end up in this caravan...

I was wondering that too.

Because it makes for good comedy!!

As they leave Colorado, 81 tells Horos, for the 173rd time, "Can you please throw that cigarette out the fucking window, you are killing me!"

Soon, both 81 and Horos were allowed one phone call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsfwiRfvB80

81

Colorado Who the hell is navigating.