Just Had Some Bible Thumpers Visit...

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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Cosmo wrote:
    Shake their hand and welcome them inside.
    ...
    After I told them I was masturbating when they rang the doorbell?
    BRILLIANT!!!

    This IS brilliant! You've GOT to do this!!! :lol:
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    g under p wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    when is hating a door to door preaching mormon telling him/her to get fucked and to get off your property?
    when is this hate? this is not hatred at all. sure it isn't openly being outgoing and kind to them, but it sure isn't hate.

    it's telling them to get the fuck out and quickly. that's all it is. it has nothing to do with hating anyone.

    My mother a very very devout christian has turned away 7th Day Adventist
    wo have visited her home. She tells them *Sorry no thanks and when they persists she again says *I said no thank you please leave NOW!*
    I see no hate there....it's Im not interested. Many different people have their own way of saying no to christians who comes to their door and its their right TO DO SO in whatever way they choose. I;m sure they are not surprised by this because we are ALL NOT the same and if you think differently that this is hate then you are in judgement of those who may say fuck off Imnot interested.

    They could just be having a bad day (foreclosure, can;t pay the light bill).

    Peace
    exactly those coming to the door are expecting nothing it is something required in their belief ...
    all they might wish for is respect

    at this point they are probably surprised if anyone ever even listens :lol:

    the hate mentioned runs much deeper than answering the door unfortunately
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Cosmo wrote:
    Shake their hand and welcome them inside.
    ...
    After I told them I was masturbating when they rang the doorbell?
    BRILLIANT!!!

    This IS brilliant! You've GOT to do this!!! :lol:

    I just saw this... i'm sorry but this is too funny. :lol: Talk about a big surprise there's one for ya.

    Peace
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    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

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  • chadwick wrote:
    when is hating a door to door preaching mormon telling him/her to get fucked and to get off your property?
    when is this hate? this is not hatred at all. sure it isn't openly being outgoing and kind to them, but it sure isn't hate.

    it's telling them to get the fuck out and quickly. that's all it is. it has nothing to do with hating anyone.


    oK BUT If you change the word mormon above to gay and someone told them to get the f*ck off their property would you still say it has nothing to do with hate?
  • :lol: Jokes flyin today... awww.... thank PJamily for making me laugh! Hope you all got a chuckle, too.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    when is hating a door to door preaching mormon telling him/her to get fucked and to get off your property?
    when is this hate? this is not hatred at all. sure it isn't openly being outgoing and kind to them, but it sure isn't hate.

    it's telling them to get the fuck out and quickly. that's all it is. it has nothing to do with hating anyone.


    oK BUT If you change the word mormon above to gay and someone told them to get the f*ck off their property would you still say it has nothing to do with hate?
    telling anyone to get the fuck off your property is not hating on anyone.

    you gay people get the fuck out of here and get off my lawn now...this statement is not nice sounding at all but it is not hating anyone.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pdalowsky wrote:
    But isn't the march whatever it is the same as door to door knocking? I mean throwing it out to the public whether they like it or not?

    If you can't tell the difference between having a parade down a public street and knocking on people's doors and thrusting propaganda literature at them, I'm not sure we can have this conversation.
    I'm not sure I get why gay people need to march or what it even achieves.

    Dunno. Why do straight people have to hold up traffic with their marriage parades and tacky dresses and honking horns and waving that "Just married" sign? I mean they don't even get a permit to do that.
    Ass less leather chaps, Men with nipple chains on all 4s... And indeed the press were loving it. Talk about loading the gun

    First... all chaps are "assless." Chaps with an ass in them are called "pants."

    Yes, there are a few people who dress up in a silly costume for a parade.

    Here's a bunch of freaks dressed up crazy for the gay parade...

    MLK_collage.jpg

    disney-world-christmas-parade8.jpg

    Kate-Middleton-Wedding-Dress-PHOTOS.jpg

    I mean... straight people would NEVER do something like that, would they?


    [looks closer]


    Oh wait... :roll:
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    edited February 2012
    oK BUT If you change the word mormon above to gay and someone told them to get the f*ck off their property would you still say it has nothing to do with hate?
    I would reserve the right to tell anyone who intrudes on my property to get the f**k off. Whomever they may be. If one wishes to 'get a message across to me' in that way uninvited should expect that kind of reaction. Not saying it's right or wrong. Just don't believe it's to do with hate.
    Post edited by redrock on
  • chadwick wrote:
    when is hating a door to door preaching mormon telling him/her to get fucked and to get off your property?
    when is this hate? this is not hatred at all. sure it isn't openly being outgoing and kind to them, but it sure isn't hate.

    it's telling them to get the fuck out and quickly. that's all it is. it has nothing to do with hating anyone.


    oK BUT If you change the word mormon above to gay and someone told them to get the f*ck off their property would you still say it has nothing to do with hate?

    I don't know where you live but I have never once had a gay person come to the door wanting to give me literature about becoming a homosexual.

    Oddly enough, I've had Jehova's Witnesses coming to the door giving me literature about NOT being one.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    "oh my goodness, he told me...no wait, he shouted sternly, get the fuck off my porch. he hates us bible thumpers"

    no he doesn't hate you. he just asked you to get the fuck off his porch. hate? no. disliking your company the way you intrude into his zone all unwarranted...yes.

    many are of the soft-lot. "holy toledo he used the F word directly at me. i think i will cry. boohoo.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Ive learned something new today. All chaps are assless. I was wondering that while I was reading Newt Gingich's Valentine's press release about him and his wife.

    Im scarred for life with that visual.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Ive learned something new today. All chaps are assless. I was wondering that while I was reading Newt Gingich's Valentine's press release about him and his wife.

    Im scarred for life with that visual.
    newt in chaps...badass
    i actually wish he would parade around in chaps.
    maybe then he would not be so uptight

    to me he seems as if his nuts are in a vice
    or that
    he's been a pampered lil shit since day one.

    either way newt sucks, chaps and man ass or not.
    newt has ass acne, yes/no?

    ask that to your next mormon visitors...do you believe newt gingrich has ass acne, yes/no? and why
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • You realize when you post "Chaps" and "New Gingrich" in the same post that an angel not only loses it's wings but gets sent to the salt mines of Moria, right?
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    deleted a few messages and editing others. newt and (leather pants) save the angels. :? now what the f...?
    changed my mind. that's a lot of work. i'll just stop right here.

    goodnight the good folks of pj10c
    out...


    btw, don't answer your doors
    that's how ya deal with door to door preachers, cops, and vacuum cleaner salespeople
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unsungunsung I stopped by on March 7 2024. First time in many years, had to update payment info. Hope all is well. Politicians suck. Bye. Posts: 9,487
    I'll never understand how people get worked up over something like this.

    Go jerk off, relieve some tension. Move on.
  • Cosmo wrote:
    When they come knocking at my door, I let them do their basic intro then just let them know that I'm happy they believe in what they believe in, but I don't believe in what they are saying... sorry, but that is the fact. And when they offer up those pamphlets, I tell them, "You know... I'm just going to drop this straight into the recycling bin, right?"
    ...
    And how come they are never cute gals? Why are they always dudes or old ladies?
    Such is the mystery that is God, i suppose.

    Well played, perfectly handled.
  • redrock wrote:
    I would reserve the right to tell anyone who intrudes on my property to get the f**k off. Whomever they may be. If one wishes to 'get a message across to me' in that way uninvited should expect that kind of reaction. Not saying it's right or wrong. Just don't believe it's to do with hate.

    Exactly.

    I've canvased for the Kidney Foundation of Canada for several years and I've certainly run into more than a few interesting experiences. People are fully within their right to ask you to get off their property in whatever way they choose. It's a risk you take when you are soliciting, even if it is for charity. I've had more than a few people tell me to get the "f" off my property or I'll kick your ass. Heck, I even had one guy have his wife talk to me for a few minutes while he went around back to grab get his dog. He told me I had better run or he'd have the dog on me. While that response is a bit extreme, anybody has the right to ask you to leave their property as rudely as they choose.
  • I didn't see any protesters at the Fargo 03 show!

    These people are no different than anyone else trying to sell you something, the message is irrelevant. if a person representing Save The Whales trying to spread the word about the atrocities in the pacific with pictures of dead whales, would you tell them to fuck off? I doubt it. You'd politely say "no thanks" and be done with it.

    they truly believe they are doing something good and pure by trying to educate you on something they think you might be missing in your life. they wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't work.

    telling them to fuck off for no reason just validates their position.

    I personally hate people coming to my door trying to sell me something, but whatever. Chill out, folks. Don't answer the fucking door. Or answer it naked. :lol:
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  • brandon10brandon10 Posts: 1,114
    I didn't see any protesters at the Fargo 03 show!

    These people are no different than anyone else trying to sell you something, the message is irrelevant. if a person representing Save The Whales trying to spread the word about the atrocities in the pacific with pictures of dead whales, would you tell them to fuck off? I doubt it. You'd politely say "no thanks" and be done with it.

    they truly believe they are doing something good and pure by trying to educate you on something they think you might be missing in your life. they wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't work.

    telling them to fuck off for no reason just validates their position.

    I personally hate people coming to my door trying to sell me something, but whatever. Chill out, folks. Don't answer the fucking door. Or answer it naked. :lol:

    I'm not sure why I got so much pleasure from telling these protesters that my GF swallows. I think they really annoyed me because a PJ show was the last place I expected to be bombarded by right wing evangelicals. But Fargo is right in the bible belt. I'm surprised you didn't see them. They were at one of the main entrances.
  • SmellymanSmellyman Asia Posts: 4,524
    reminds me of this from Trailer Park Boys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pWjvJJSE
  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Smellyman wrote:
    reminds me of this from Trailer Park Boys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pWjvJJSE

    :lol::lol:
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    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    pdalowsky wrote:
    But isn't the march whatever it is the same as door to door knocking? I mean throwing it out to the public whether they like it or not?

    If you can't tell the difference between having a parade down a public street and knocking on people's doors and thrusting propaganda literature at them, I'm not sure we can have this conversation.
    I'm not sure I get why gay people need to march or what it even achieves.

    Dunno. Why do straight people have to hold up traffic with their marriage parades and tacky dresses and honking horns and waving that "Just married" sign? I mean they don't even get a permit to do that.
    Ass less leather chaps, Men with nipple chains on all 4s... And indeed the press were loving it. Talk about loading the gun

    First... all chaps are "assless." Chaps with an ass in them are called "pants."

    Yes, there are a few people who dress up in a silly costume for a parade.

    Here's a bunch of freaks dressed up crazy for the gay parade...

    MLK_collage.jpg

    disney-world-christmas-parade8.jpg

    Kate-Middleton-Wedding-Dress-PHOTOS.jpg

    I mean... straight people would NEVER do something like that, would they?


    [looks closer]


    Oh wait... :roll:

    :lol::lol:
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • PofD is an extremely angry person. I don't claim to understand being gay, as I know nothing about it, but I do understand anger. Anger is the equivalent of holding a grudge against the world-it will rarely hurt anyone but you. A bit of advice from someone who's too old to care and too young to be cared for: you wouldn't care so much about what people think of you if you realized how infrequently they did. Your reality is what you decide it to be; it can be fear or it can be love. You're trending dangerously towards fear. It will not work out well, trust me.
    Humility is not a bad thing; most great things were done before I was born.
  • pdalowskypdalowsky Doncaster,UK Posts: 15,086
    pdalowsky wrote:
    But isn't the march whatever it is the same as door to door knocking? I mean throwing it out to the public whether they like it or not?

    If you can't tell the difference between having a parade down a public street and knocking on people's doors and thrusting propaganda literature at them, I'm not sure we can have this conversation.
    I'm not sure I get why gay people need to march or what it even achieves.

    Dunno. Why do straight people have to hold up traffic with their marriage parades and tacky dresses and honking horns and waving that "Just married" sign? I mean they don't even get a permit to do that.
    Ass less leather chaps, Men with nipple chains on all 4s... And indeed the press were loving it. Talk about loading the gun

    First... all chaps are "assless." Chaps with an ass in them are called "pants."

    Yes, there are a few people who dress up in a silly costume for a parade.

    Here's a bunch of freaks dressed up crazy for the gay parade...

    MLK_collage.jpg

    disney-world-christmas-parade8.jpg

    Kate-Middleton-Wedding-Dress-PHOTOS.jpg

    I mean... straight people would NEVER do something like that, would they?


    [looks closer]

    ohn I get the difference between knocking on doors and demonstating in the street, but surely the intention behind it is very similar? otherwise why else do it so publically? The parades are very much to challenge those derogatory opinions held in some public quarters (i think !!! and probably its a cool day out too), and to perhaps raise awareness of the issues that still impact upon gay people everywhere.

    anyway without wishing to derail the subject totally, lets move on, i was just interested to learn as to why the parades are so vocal and public.....and I dont buy the wedding thing whatsoever. Your normal wedding consists of a very private function....its certainly not a parade...and Disney - i dont think Disney could ever really cause offence to anyone, given that anyone in those gates has paid to see that. Its a little different, but i see what you were trying to do there.



    Oh wait... :roll:
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    unsung wrote:
    I'll never understand how people get worked up over something like this.

    Go jerk off, relieve some tension. Move on.

    I guess it depends how often you are solicited. I felt like I was being stalked for a few months when I first moved into my house in 2006. They were relentless and once they found out i was agnostic, they saw it as a challenge. It can get very annoying. Also, i was outside working most of the time, so i didnt have the choice to not answer the door.
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  • pdalowsky wrote:
    ohn I get the difference between knocking on doors and demonstating in the street, but surely the intention behind it is very similar? otherwise why else do it so publically?

    Don't be silly. Those parades are for us. Not for you.

    Knocking on doors is to try to get people to join you.

    Pride Parades are for us to have some fun. We don't actually want anyone to see that and magically become gay.
    The parades are very much to challenge those derogatory opinions held in some public quarters (i think !!! and probably its a cool day out too), and to perhaps raise awareness of the issues that still impact upon gay people everywhere.

    No, it's a day where we take to the streets and celebrate our own culture and to be ourselves right out loud. It's not about you. Much like the St Patrick's day parade is just about celebrating Irish culture and having some fun. Nobody is expected to spontaneously turn into a red head.
    anyway without wishing to derail the subject totally, lets move on, i was just interested to learn as to why the parades are so vocal and public.....and I dont buy the wedding thing whatsoever. Your normal wedding consists of a very private function....its certainly not a parade...

    Oh. Please.

    Weddings are NEVER a private function, they're all about being big and loud and tacky and garish and spending tens of thousands of dollars and making a big stink and flaunting it in people's faces. It's weeks of showers and "Jack and Jill" parties and those annoying bachelorette parties where drunk flocks of women invade gay bars to make fools of themselves and fawn all over the men inside and say insulting things like "you're so hot...what a waste."

    don't try to suggest that weddings are a private function. I have eyes and ears, too.
    and Disney - i dont think Disney could ever really cause offence to anyone, given that anyone in those gates has paid to see that. Its a little different, but i see what you were trying to do there.

    What I was trying to do is point out that everyone loves a parade and that you're supposed to get crazy and dress funny and have fun. If you can do it, so can we.

    And let's face it... We kinda do it better. :mrgreen:
  • pdalowskypdalowsky Doncaster,UK Posts: 15,086
    :lol::lol: very true

    but also - USA wedding seem a little different to the Uk ones from how your describe it :shock:
  • Prince Of DorknessPrince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    edited February 2012
    pdalowsky wrote:
    :lol::lol: very true

    but also - USA wedding seem a little different to the Uk ones from how your describe it :shock:


    Oh that's true for sure.

    Here.... We do things a bit different.

    Although you guys did have a year's lead up to the royal wedding... Daily updates where they showed everything..

    If a prince and princess can do it... So can a bunch of queens. :mrgreen:
    Post edited by Prince Of Dorkness on
  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,495
    pdalowsky wrote:
    :lol::lol: very true

    but also - USA wedding seem a little different to the Uk ones from how your describe it :shock:


    No he is describing what he sees on TV, not the majority of weddings.
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  • Prince Of DorknessPrince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    edited February 2012
    No he is describing what he sees on TV, not the majority of weddings.

    No, I'm describing what I see out in public.

    Although imagine how annoyed you feel being described by what someone sees on TV.

    That's what happens with gay pride parades, too.
    Post edited by Prince Of Dorkness on
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