Just Had Some Bible Thumpers Visit...

lukin2006
lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
edited February 2012 in A Moving Train
They wanted to share some verses on the bible with me...how nice of them!

Told them their bible was bullshit and shut the door!
I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    when i said i knew him in the biblical sense i meant i didn't believe him either
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • THE LOOK
    THE LOOK Posts: 324
    Wow! That is super cool. You must feel really good about yourself. I hope I get the chance to do that today. Keep up the good fight!
    Bigfoot is blurry.
    - Mitch Hedberg
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    they were Mormons...are their numbers down? looking for new recruits!
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    lukin2006 wrote:
    They wanted to share some verses on the bible with me...how nice of them!

    Told them their bible was bullshit and shut the door!
    :? ... on Valentines Day ... geez a little love you could have given, shared
    and been kinder, gentler.

    Spread love don't kill love.
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    pandora wrote:
    lukin2006 wrote:
    They wanted to share some verses on the bible with me...how nice of them!

    Told them their bible was bullshit and shut the door!
    :? ... on Valentines Day ... geez a little love you could have given, shared
    and been kinder, gentler.

    Spread love don't kill love.

    ...we are bombarded with messages from the bible thumpers on a daily bases...so once in a while if I get to tell 1 of them that I think their fairy tale book is BS it is not a bad thing...after all they came to my door uninvited.
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    pandora wrote:
    Spread love don't kill love.

    Actually most of them spread hate...my mother in law is big time bible thumper who's church she belongs to is vehemently opposed to same sex marriage. I asked her who they were "hurting", I told her it was their "business", her response "the bible says its wrong", my response was "think for yourself". Sorry that ain't love that's hate...and most religions believe that starting with one of the largest...the Catholic Church.
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • pandora wrote:
    :? ... on Valentines Day ... geez a little love you could have given, shared
    and been kinder, gentler.

    Spread love don't kill love.


    Ugh, did you take a course in creative whining or something?

    When those Jesus losers come to my door I tell them to go f*ck themselves, slam the door and then yell "Release the Hounds" so they can hear me through the door.

    You don't see me banging on people's doors and invading their private spaces, trying to shove my delusions down their throats. You also don't see me spending tens of millions of dollars to take away their rights.

    Being "kind" and "gentle" to Mormons banging on your door makes them feel like they're welcome... like they can come back. And they're not. And they can't. I want Mormons to be afraid to leave their own houses.

    but how about you post your address here and we'll make sure they come visit you every day? OK?

    ok./
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    pandora wrote:
    :? ... on Valentines Day ... geez a little love you could have given, shared
    and been kinder, gentler.

    Spread love don't kill love.


    Ugh, did you take a course in creative whining or something?

    When those Jesus losers come to my door I tell them to go f*ck themselves, slam the door and then yell "Release the Hounds" so they can hear me through the door.

    You don't see me banging on people's doors and invading their private spaces, trying to shove my delusions down their throats. You also don't see me spending tens of millions of dollars to take away their rights.

    Being "kind" and "gentle" to Mormons banging on your door makes them feel like they're welcome... like they can come back. And they're not. And they can't. I want Mormons to be afraid to leave their own houses.

    but how about you post your address here and we'll make sure they come visit you every day? OK?

    ok./

    :clap::clap: :thumbup: :thumbup:
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • JTH
    JTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    I want Mormons to be afraid to leave their own houses.
    What exactly do you want them to be afraid of?
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    lukin2006 wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    lukin2006 wrote:
    They wanted to share some verses on the bible with me...how nice of them!

    Told them their bible was bullshit and shut the door!
    :? ... on Valentines Day ... geez a little love you could have given, shared
    and been kinder, gentler.

    Spread love don't kill love.

    ...we are bombarded with messages from the bible thumpers on a daily bases...so once in a while if I get to tell 1 of them that I think their fairy tale book is BS it is not a bad thing...after all they came to my door uninvited.
    so I guess do unto others before... nice

    could try to be kind you might feel better
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    edited February 2012
    lukin2006 wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    :? ... on Valentines Day ... geez a little love you could have given, shared
    and been kinder, gentler.

    Spread love don't kill love.


    Ugh, did you take a course in creative whining or something?

    When those Jesus losers come to my door I tell them to go f*ck themselves, slam the door and then yell "Release the Hounds" so they can hear me through the door.

    You don't see me banging on people's doors and invading their private spaces, trying to shove my delusions down their throats. You also don't see me spending tens of millions of dollars to take away their rights.

    Being "kind" and "gentle" to Mormons banging on your door makes them feel like they're welcome... like they can come back. And they're not. And they can't. I want Mormons to be afraid to leave their own houses.

    but how about you post your address here and we'll make sure they come visit you every day? OK?

    ok./

    :clap::clap: :thumbup: :thumbup:
    :( these posts make me sad ...

    true to form... harsh and hateful... as always
    you may be addicted to this

    take a little time to be kind you might feel better ...
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  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    JTH wrote:
    I want Mormons to be afraid to leave their own houses.
    What exactly do you want them to be afraid of?
    I was thinking ... Hate maybe :?
  • Just tell them it's not for you. I told a guy it was a fairytale and then I said thanks for stopping by. No need to be an asshole about it.
  • pdalowsky
    pdalowsky Doncaster,UK Posts: 15,223
    Theres a way of dealing with these type of folks and it certainly isnt to make them a cup of tea.

    Im sorry, Im not a rude kind of person, but these unwelcome visitors spouting nonsense get right on my nerves too.

    Still - no need to be rude to them. Just ask them to leave.
  • SweetChildofMine
    SweetChildofMine Posts: 842
    edited February 2012
    I sometimes think Id just like to sit down with them, forget about the Jesus talk and hear all the stories.

    Naked people @ the door, goofy things they say.... etc just for a good chuckle.
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    pandora wrote:
    JTH wrote:
    I want Mormons to be afraid to leave their own houses.
    What exactly do you want them to be afraid of?
    I was thinking ... Hate maybe :?

    There the hateful ones...
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Being nice to these people doesn't work...it's just an invite to come back...I don't want them back...
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • pdalowsky
    pdalowsky Doncaster,UK Posts: 15,223
    lukin2006 wrote:
    Being nice to these people doesn't work...it's just an invite to come back...I don't want them back...

    I do wonder why religion is way bigger now in the states than it is here in the UK. Its fast disappearing over here considering footfalls into churches from the 1970's to now.....yet over there you have churches packed with folk banging on about an illusionist from 2000 years ago.....crazy.
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    lukin2006 wrote:
    Being nice to these people doesn't work...it's just an invite to come back...I don't want them back...
    I understand

    your post sounded a bit more celebratory than just to ask someone to leave.. I'm not interested

    in fact it brought out some very real hate and harshness in another

    at the risk of sounding whiney
    I'll add that the bigger person is thoughtful of others feelings even when they
    don't agree with them

    no need to be rude ... lots of space between encouragement and nastiness
  • Am I allowed to go to church to talk to them about being atheist?
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V