Boston 2 PUKE

JR279671

As a friend of Kenny's I can say that this must have been an isolated incident.

He has since attended many shows, smoked up a bunch, and has not hurled all over his neighbors. Or me.

But still, this is too goddamn funny

kenny olav

I just want to point out that despite unleashing my unholy puke on their floor nearly 4 years ago, the Celtics still managed to win a Championship just two years later. So I think it's safe to go back now unless you all buy me one too many shots of irrefusible Jameson.

kenny olav

JR279671 wrote:

As a friend of Kenny's I can say that this must have been an isolate incident.

He has since attended many shows, smoked up a bunch, and has not hurled all over his neighbors. Or me.

But still, this is too goddamn funny

haha, yes, I may spill beer all over your hotel room, but I only puke if there's going to be an epic story formed from it.

vedder_soup

so where is the pre party going to be???

a return to the td garden means that t-shirts are required to be made

Sharon_Hearts_PJ

I can't quite believe this thread is nearly 4 years old. She'll be starting Kindergarten next year! Or should I say "Kinder-Gahden?"

UNH1995

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/ ... d69678.jpg

I hope this works you freaks.

You people are really f'd up.

Just kidding. I am the one who took the picture after all...so who is the disturbed one here?

Andy

pandora

UNH1995 wrote:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

I hope this works you freaks.

You people are really f'd up.

Just kidding. I am the one who took the picture after all...so who is the disturbed one here?

Andy

oh geez thanks for sharing :wtf:

kenny olav

Andy!

I can still remember you taking this picture. It's one of those surreal moments that just sticks in your memory. I was hunched over in that post-puke recovery phase where you feel out of balance, but finally are starting to feel better. I remember a shadowy figure emerging from the dark scene illuminated only by the swirling colored lights coming the stage area as MMJ played. As I gained focus, I saw you pause, take the picture, and then walk back to your seat. To be honest, my thoughts were "Is this guy going to report me and get me kicked out?" I gotta admit it was a little intimidating. I was just thinking how funny it would have been if I had given you the thumps up. How classic would that have been? I'll have to remember that for next time, haha. It wasn't that intimidating... I just couldn't see the comedy in your plan at that point.

So Andy, will we be able to meet this year? And at the scene of the crime no less. I think I finally might have to get a t-shirt made for this occasion...

JzP

This was great to read. Poor kenny, but we've all had great pukes. I know I have. I got a good one while I was pushing the front door open my dog ran under it, covered him head to tail. Also my newly inlaws were sleeping outside. Anyways ROCK ON BOSTON. To Ralphie in May! Cheers

JzP

UNH1995 wrote:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

I hope this works you freaks.

You people are really f'd up.

Just kidding. I am the one who took the picture after all...so who is the disturbed one here?

Andy

Brother I got a picture for you. I'm just not good on computers. So I'n sure how to post it here. My dog had eaten a pair of my wife's underwear and puked em up on the bed one night... that's not it, a little while later we noticed he hadn't shat in a while and he wouldn't eat. We knew he ate something bad. I actually watched him pass a pair of painties. It was quite an experience. You simple have to try and capture at least a photo, because the scents of these types of experiences don't last forever.

joe2468

UNH1995 wrote:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

I hope this works you freaks.

You people are really f'd up.

Just kidding. I am the one who took the picture after all...so who is the disturbed one here?

Andy

HOLLY EFFIN SHIT .......i just laughed so hard...

joe2468

the "splash" zone has to be at least 5' .... the force is outstanding ....as if someone dumped a can of manhattan clam chowdAAA off the top of the empire state building ....... i cant turn away

pandora

Boston must have that effect on people- hubby barfed from the 12th floor balcony after bar hopping- wonder what the splash zone was on that!

Whizbang

I absolutely LOVE this thread.

And yes, Kenny has been to numerous parties at my house for infamous Club 3rd Floor events. Lots of adult libation, smoking, snacks and copious amounts of pizza delivered. The man has not puked once. Nor did he puke after drinking Jameson with me in Philly.

And I'm going to throw it out here....I believe he needs a single for Boston 1. He may have already scored but I haven't talked with him about it for a few days.

We cannot not have him at a Boston show!

Rebekah

KENNY! How ARE you...and what's your name HERE now??? I DID get tix for Boston 1....granted my TC # pretty much SUUUUUUUUUUCKS....but if you're hurtin, get in touch with me! Hope you're all well

G-force

This is still Too Funny, revisiting this thread a few years later....that was a great show with several side bar entertainers. A number of drunks for sure. See you all back there in a couple months..

G

kenny olav

Rebekah wrote:

KENNY! How ARE you...and what's your name HERE now??? I DID get tix for Boston 1....granted my TC # pretty much SUUUUUUUUUUCKS....but if you're hurtin, get in touch with me! Hope you're all well

Hey Bekah!! I'm well... never been better really! Thanks for the offer.. You are all way too nice to me!! But I'm actually all set for Boston 1 as of Friday. I got shut out of the Ten Club sale, but then got tickets thru ticketbastard.

Well, it's good know no one is scared to sit next to me at a show.

Good hearing from you. We'll have to catch up at the shows! You going to Hartford too?

kenny olav

Whizbang wrote:

I absolutely LOVE this thread.

And yes, Kenny has been to numerous parties at my house for infamous Club 3rd Floor events. Lots of adult libation, smoking, snacks and copious amounts of pizza delivered. The man has not puked once. Nor did he puke after drinking Jameson with me in Philly.

And I'm going to throw it out here....I believe he needs a single for Boston 1. He may have already scored but I haven't talked with him about it for a few days.

We cannot not have him at a Boston show!

I have to admit one more shot of Jameson that night probably would have done me in and it wouldnt have been pretty. But as it was, it was smoooooth sailing. Whiskey shots and beer work well for me. It's those brightly colored shots of godknowswhat I need to stay away from.

morgie2

G-force wrote:

This is still Too Funny, revisiting this thread a few years later....that was a great show with several side bar entertainers. A number of drunks for sure. See you all back there in a couple months..

G

+1

It_Wasnt_My_Surface

Is it wrong that this thread just gets me all excited all over again?

FenwayFaithful

It_Wasnt_My_Surface wrote:

Is it wrong that this thread just gets me all excited all over again?

Nope. I still think this thread is fantastic!

morgie2

UNH1995 wrote:

The pic will be posted in due time. It is really, really graphic. I examined the contents and it looks like whiskey, french fries and possibly some chowder.

The cast off from splatter was measured nearly 13.46 feet away. The smell hit us like a freight train. I immediately got up and took a picture of it, it was instinctual, a survival mechanism.

He acted like he spilled half a soda, not expelled enormous volumes of vomit onto the cold, hard floor and anyone within a 7 yard radius.

I'm getting sick to my stomach writing about it. But, again, I can't stop. That was powerful freakin puke.

This post could be put in the forum hall of fame. I still laugh EVERY time I read it. "It was instinctual, a survival mechanism". lol

norm

tour time!

Byrnzie

kenny olav wrote:

I have to admit one more shot of Jameson that night probably would have done me in and it wouldnt have been pretty. But as it was, it was smoooooth sailing. Whiskey shots and beer work well for me. It's those brightly colored shots of godknowswhat I need to stay away from.

So it was you! Quality! :P

Edit: I remember this thread from a few years back but am just reacquainting myself with it again now.

kenny olav

Here we go again... :oops:

norm

kenny olav wrote:

Here we go again... :oops:

c'mon ken, it's tour time...there's new people who need to see this :P :ugeek:


i still think this should be a sticky :problem:

vedder_soup

norm wrote:

kenny olav wrote:

Here we go again... :oops:

c'mon ken, it's tour time...there's new people who need to see this :P :ugeek:


i still think this should be a sticky :problem:

the floor was sure sticky :roll:

kenny olav

I still can't believe there's no Boston 2 this year. We'll just have to party it up even more on 5/17 then. If anyone wants to take over the title of Boston Puker, be my guest and do your worst... I know it won't be easy to match my pile o' bile, but I know there's some real talent out there.

edvedder913

norm wrote:

kenny olav wrote:

Here we go again... :oops:

c'mon ken, it's tour time...there's new people who need to see this :P :ugeek:


i still think this should be a sticky :problem:

+1

BEST.THREAD.EVER.

samjam

So THIS is the famed Boston Puke thread!

Heard about it, but just saw it now- thanks for the laughs!