When the lights came on after MMJ finished playing, there were hundreds of people in section E on the floor with shirt-masks on. (when you lift your shirt collar over the bridge of your nose, tilting your head down, everyone looks the same when they do it)
Even the freshest shirts direct from the dryer, downy-fresh were no match for this dirty bomb this dude released.
Again, I can't say enough how impressed I was with this fool for staying with his pile o' bile for 35 minutes while myself and others desperately pleaded for security to get some poor dude to spread some ajax after mopping up the chunks of this guys over indulgence.
"pile o' bile"
that's hilarious
Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018) The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago 2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy 2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE) 2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston 2020: Oakland, Oakland:2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana 2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville 2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
I just read this post for the first time. This has to be one of the greatest post ever.
6-19-08 Camden I 8-17-08 EV DC II 10-27-09 Philly Night I row 5 10-28-09 Philly Night II row 6 Dead center,10-30-09 Philly Night III section 202, 10-31-09 Philly Night IV section 310, 10-21-13 Philly I PIT, 10-22-13 Philly II PIT
First song I heard live Hard to Imagine.
Thank you Pearl Jam for playing Man of the Hour Philly 13 Night 1, I lost my Uncle that morning and it helped me, Cincy 10-01-14 PIT
Honestly, it's the only thread where i laughed so hard I cried.
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Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
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Well, I read it again, and the tears are flowing, (like that guys puke). What a great way to get to my 200th post!!!!!!
Boston II 94 Boston II 06 Mansfield I 08 Mansfield II 08 Seattle I 09 Seattle II 09
Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
Troubled Souls Unite
Reading this has become part of my pre-tour warm-up routine - see you in Chicago for some whiskey, french fries and deep dish pizza.
"Hey, listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter up here and we're outta here, I'm tellin' ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you're blowin' it for fuckin' everybody. Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and, fuck it, I'm outta here. We're all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta them."
Well puking is something you can´t control. At a concert here in guatemala (i think it was a festival), somebody drunk as hell probably saw the big line for the bathrooms and decided to piss right there in the pit! I was behind this fellow and people started screaming. He managed to only piss on one guy just a little on his foot. I got the hell outta there and viewed tha rest of the show way in the back. Just imagine people standing on the piss pool and then standing on your feet. This was during the show!
IN THE DARK, ALL CATS ARE BLACK.
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Still just as funny as the first time I read it
Adolescence in essence is all about trust.
Leaving is for the answering machine.
To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:
1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.
2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.
3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.
4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.
5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.
6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.
7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.
In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
Obviously this whole thread in general is great... but I have to say...
UNH 1995... i think this is the single greatest post in the history of this board... ive prob posted that 10 x already but I laugh with the same amount of intensity every time i read this
This should be a sticky...........um, I guess by the subject matter it technically already is.
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Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
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Still funny but is this the original? I recall the first in a hysterical short story form with photo. Great recap and Classic post of all time, IMO.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." Albert Pine.
Still funny but is this the original? I recall the first in a hysterical short story form with photo. Great recap and Classic post of all time, IMO.
original thread, not original puke
Boston II 94 Boston II 06 Mansfield I 08 Mansfield II 08 Seattle I 09 Seattle II 09
Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
Troubled Souls Unite
Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
WHAT THE FUCK. I came on to GTF tonight to look through recent set lists, and the thread about my puke from over 3 years ago is still on top and going strong, with many more posts than the last time I read it. Unreal.
In retrospect, I wish I had never created a separate apology thread. I could have just apologized right here on this thread. But then again, why apologize? This is one of the funniest things that has ever happened.
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i read this every time i feel down and need a good laugh
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I just saw this post back from 2006.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
"pile o' bile"
that's hilarious
The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
It doesn't matter. My stomach and I will simply go to Philly. NO CITY IS SAFE!!! :twisted:
glad i am not going to philly then
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
WIN A NIGHT WITH THE BOSTON PUKER!!!
I couldn't think of anyone better to spend a concert with! Shame I'm over the other side of the world!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
First song I heard live Hard to Imagine.
Thank you Pearl Jam for playing Man of the Hour Philly 13 Night 1, I lost my Uncle that morning and it helped me, Cincy 10-01-14 PIT
Boston 2 PUKE t-shirts.
Boston 2 PUKE buttons ("I smelt the puke at Boston 2!")
Boston 2 PUKE barf bags, in case it happens again.
Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
Troubled Souls Unite
~peace~
While allowing yourself to be their Option.
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Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
Troubled Souls Unite
agreed!
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
Well puking is something you can´t control. At a concert here in guatemala (i think it was a festival), somebody drunk as hell probably saw the big line for the bathrooms and decided to piss right there in the pit! I was behind this fellow and people started screaming. He managed to only piss on one guy just a little on his foot. I got the hell outta there and viewed tha rest of the show way in the back. Just imagine people standing on the piss pool and then standing on your feet. This was during the show!
Leaving is for the answering machine.
Obviously this whole thread in general is great... but I have to say...
UNH 1995... i think this is the single greatest post in the history of this board... ive prob posted that 10 x already but I laugh with the same amount of intensity every time i read this
Great show to be at tho... great 2 shows
2000 Tour- Saratoga 8/27 Boston 8/29, 8/30
2003 Tour- Albany 4/29 Boston 7/2,7/3,7/11 Philadelphia 7/5,7/6 MSG 7/8,7/9
2004 Tour- Boston 9/28,9/29
2006 Tour- Albany 5/12 Hartford 5/13 Boston 5/24,5/25
2008 Tour- MSG 6/24,6/25 Hartford 6/27 Boston 6/28,6/30 Eddie- Boston 8/1
2009 Tour- Eddie- Albany 6/9 Philly Spectrum- 10/30, 10/31
2010 Tour- Hartford 5/15 MSG 5/20,5/21
2011 Tour- Eddie- Hartford 6/18
2013 Tour- Worcester,MA 10/15,10/16 Hartford 10/25
2016 Tour- MSG 5/1,5/2 FENWAY 8/5,8/7
2018 Tour- Fenway 9/2, 9/4 (My 40th show)!
great, funny post.
Who is wrong and who’s right
Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
Troubled Souls Unite
I agree...as soon as I saw that this thread was resurrected, I just started laughing...some of the funniest stuff ever!
Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." Albert Pine.
original thread, not original puke
Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16 Fenway 1 18 Fenway II 18
E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
Troubled Souls Unite
pretty dam funny to this day
In retrospect, I wish I had never created a separate apology thread. I could have just apologized right here on this thread. But then again, why apologize? This is one of the funniest things that has ever happened.