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    CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    UNH1995 wrote:
    6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.
    this is the best line! I love this thread... you both should be proud!
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    edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    my favorite too

    i read this every time i feel down and need a good laugh
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Who would have known I would eventually become such great friends with the famous BOSTON PUKER! It's an honour, Kenny....truly an honour! :lol:;):D
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    hippiemom wrote:
    UNH1995 wrote:
    posts like mine make the day fly by.
    nice job, me.
    I'll second that! Fuckin' hilarious!

    Nice job, you :D

    I just saw this post back from 2006. :cry:
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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,981
    UNH1995 wrote:
    When the lights came on after MMJ finished playing, there were hundreds of people in section E on the floor with shirt-masks on. (when you lift your shirt collar over the bridge of your nose, tilting your head down, everyone looks the same when they do it)

    Even the freshest shirts direct from the dryer, downy-fresh were no match for this dirty bomb this dude released.

    Again, I can't say enough how impressed I was with this fool for staying with his pile o' bile for 35 minutes while myself and others desperately pleaded for security to get some poor dude to spread some ajax after mopping up the chunks of this guys over indulgence.

    "pile o' bile"

    that's hilarious
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    kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,323
    vedder_soup wrote:
    no boston show... not worth doing it :lol:


    It doesn't matter. My stomach and I will simply go to Philly. NO CITY IS SAFE!!! :twisted:
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    vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,859
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    vedder_soup wrote:
    no boston show... not worth doing it :lol:


    It doesn't matter. My stomach and I will simply go to Philly. NO CITY IS SAFE!!! :twisted:

    glad i am not going to philly then :lol:
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Kenny, have you found a ticket/s to Philly yet? You should hold a competition!

    WIN A NIGHT WITH THE BOSTON PUKER!!!

    :lol::D8-)

    I couldn't think of anyone better to spend a concert with! Shame I'm over the other side of the world!
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    RPR77RPR77 Posts: 112
    I just read this post for the first time. This has to be one of the greatest post ever.
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    lucehifenerlucehifener Posts: 84
    I'm thinking...

    Boston 2 PUKE t-shirts.
    Boston 2 PUKE buttons ("I smelt the puke at Boston 2!")
    Boston 2 PUKE barf bags, in case it happens again.
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    morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    Honestly, it's the only thread where i laughed so hard I cried.
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    idratherbeidratherbe Posts: 367
    Glad to see this one resurrected. I remember laughing till I cried the day it was posted... CLASSIC

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    morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    Well, I read it again, and the tears are flowing, (like that guys puke). What a great way to get to my 200th post!!!!!!
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    PearlybakerPearlybaker Posts: 207
    Reading this has become part of my pre-tour warm-up routine - see you in Chicago for some whiskey, french fries and deep dish pizza.
    "Hey, listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter up here and we're outta here, I'm tellin' ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you're blowin' it for fuckin' everybody. Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and, fuck it, I'm outta here. We're all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta them."
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    lockedlocked Boston Posts: 4,004
    morgie2 wrote:
    remains one of the funniest threads ever!!

    agreed!
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    force-10force-10 Posts: 794
    What a great thread. Never read it before.

    Well puking is something you can´t control. At a concert here in guatemala (i think it was a festival), somebody drunk as hell probably saw the big line for the bathrooms and decided to piss right there in the pit! I was behind this fellow and people started screaming. He managed to only piss on one guy just a little on his foot. I got the hell outta there and viewed tha rest of the show way in the back. Just imagine people standing on the piss pool and then standing on your feet. This was during the show!
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    coachchriscoachchris Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 749
    Still just as funny as the first time I read it :lol:
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    ragejoeragejoe Agawam Mass Posts: 1,413
    UNH1995 wrote:
    To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:

    1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.

    2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.

    3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

    4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.

    5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.

    6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.

    7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.

    In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.

    Obviously this whole thread in general is great... but I have to say...

    UNH 1995... i think this is the single greatest post in the history of this board... ive prob posted that 10 x already but I laugh with the same amount of intensity every time i read this

    Great show to be at tho... great 2 shows
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    bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,000
    is that why joe thorton wanted out of boston?

    great, funny post.
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    momofglynnmomofglynn Posts: 849
    I still crack up when reading that first post. Truly funny stuff. thanks for the laugh on this long Thursday evening......
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    morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    This should be a sticky...........um, I guess by the subject matter it technically already is.

    :)
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    pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    coachchris wrote:
    Still just as funny as the first time I read it :lol:

    I agree...as soon as I saw that this thread was resurrected, I just started laughing...some of the funniest stuff ever!
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    lucehifenerlucehifener Posts: 84
    I'm so glad this thread has made the front page again. Always worth it.
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    U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    Mega_Puke_gallery.jpg
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    It is so obvious that someone sprinkled bacon bits and toaster strudel icing on top of that barf.
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    Tuolumne MamaTuolumne Mama Posts: 1,210
    Still funny but is this the original? I recall the first in a hysterical short story form with photo. Great recap and Classic post of all time, IMO.
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    morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    FoxyMHMama wrote:
    Still funny but is this the original? I recall the first in a hysterical short story form with photo. Great recap and Classic post of all time, IMO.

    original thread, not original puke ;)
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    Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
    NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16  Fenway 1 18  Fenway II 18
    E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
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    Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    Wasn't it Kenny who did that?
    Save room for dessert!
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    UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    this thread lives on

    pretty dam funny to this day
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    kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,323
    WHAT THE FUCK. I came on to GTF tonight to look through recent set lists, and the thread about my puke from over 3 years ago is still on top and going strong, with many more posts than the last time I read it. Unreal.

    In retrospect, I wish I had never created a separate apology thread. I could have just apologized right here on this thread. But then again, why apologize? This is one of the funniest things that has ever happened. :lol:
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