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  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    That life can hit you up side the head with a curve ball.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    donnaruhl wrote:
    That life can hit you up side the head with a curve ball.

    That's why I always wear a helmet. Safety first, I always say.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    That you can replace the milk in homemade pancake batter with beer and they will taste amazing :mrgreen:
    Annnnnnnd yet one more way mamasan sneaks booze into something....
    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    That you can replace the milk in homemade pancake batter with beer and they will taste amazing :mrgreen:
    Annnnnnnd yet one more way mamasan sneaks booze into something....
    :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    That you can replace the milk in homemade pancake batter with beer and they will taste amazing :mrgreen:
    Annnnnnnd yet one more way mamasan sneaks booze into something....
    :lol:

    :wave:

    And it wasn't even my idea!!!!!
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    the cat still doesnt like water
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    the cat still doesnt like water

    :fp:

    :lol::lol:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    That you can replace the milk in homemade pancake batter with beer and they will taste amazing :mrgreen:
    Annnnnnnd yet one more way mamasan sneaks booze into something....
    :lol:

    :wave:

    And it wasn't even my idea!!!!!

    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *Scuffle ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *poo flinging ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."


    :lol::lol::lol:
    fixed
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:

    Annnnnnnd yet one more way mamasan sneaks booze into something....
    :lol:

    :wave:

    And it wasn't even my idea!!!!!

    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *Scuffle ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *Scuffle ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."

    :lol::lol: Jameson syrup you say? :think:
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *Scuffle ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."

    :lol::lol: Jameson syrup you say? :think:

    Yeah, that actually does sound kinda good! :lol:
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    the bread plate goes on the left.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Once I start I cannot help myself
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mca47 wrote:
    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *Scuffle ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."

    :lol::lol::lol:

    SAd thing is, there's probably pancake flavored vodka at this point. Have you all seen the insane flaovors they've come out with!?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    3629369388_waffle_flavored_vodka_xlarge.jpeg
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    3629369388_waffle_flavored_vodka_xlarge.jpeg

    If those are plastic bottles, it has to be good.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Random person: "Ah crap, we're out of milk. How the fuck am I going to make pancakes now?"
    mamasan: "Hurry the fuck up, I want PANCAKES!"
    Random person: "Well, I guess I could try beer. There may be one left hidden from mamasan's view last night that didn't get drank."
    mamasan: "Seriously, I need some f'n pancakes! Wait, what? There is another beer left?"
    Random person: "It's for the damn pancakes!"
    mamasan: *Drooling*
    *Scuffle ensues*
    Random person: "Stay back!"
    mamasan: "FINE!"
    *Everyone eats pancakes and is surprised at how well the beer worked*
    mamasan: "This is the ONLY way to eat pancakes from now on! Hey, do we have any Jameson left? We could probably put some in the syrup...."

    :lol::lol::lol:

    SAd thing is, there's probably pancake flavored vodka at this point. Have you all seen the insane flaovors they've come out with!?
    Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I don't get it.
    I remember back in the day you could add stuff to vodka to give it a flavor....like juice from fruit.
    Kids these days! :fp: "Uh, why would I buy a lime if I can just get lime flavored vodka?" :fp:
    Marshmallow vodka....making more college freshman girls throw up more than any other form of alcohol.

    Actually, if they had marshmallow vodka when I was in college, I would have probably kept a bottle on hand. "Hey ladies, wanna come back to my place? I have marshmallow vodka!" :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    3629369388_waffle_flavored_vodka_xlarge.jpeg

    vomit.gif
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mca47 wrote:
    Actually, if they had marshmallow vodka when I was in college, I would have probably kept a bottle on hand. "Hey ladies, wanna come back to my place? I have marshmallow vodka!" :lol:

    substitute 'bartels and james' for 'marshmallow vodka' and that was high school :lol:

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