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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    81 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    :shock: just :shock:


    unlost just learned something new.

    I have learned several new things today, all of them quite shocking.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I may have had a little too much to drink tonight and I'm thinking about her contact lens cases. 8-)
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    I may have had a little too much to drink tonight and I'm thinking about her contact lens cases. 8-)

    I will stop you there...if you blind her...that would not be good at all..."vengeance has no place"... stay strong!
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I may have had a little too much to drink tonight and I'm thinking about her contact lens cases. 8-)

    I will stop you there...if you blind her...that would not be good at all..."vengeance has no place"... stay strong!


    Geez..you are like yoda?? :lol:
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I may have had a little too much to drink tonight and I'm thinking about her contact lens cases. 8-)

    I will stop you there...if you blind her...that would not be good at all..."vengeance has no place"... stay strong!


    Geez..you are like yoda?? :lol:

    Be, yes, I can... :lol::lol:

    You should put flattened tin foil in her pillow...it would crinkle like crazy...my niece did that to her grandpa...my goodness, it was so funny! :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    You should put flattened tin foil in her pillow...it would crinkle like crazy...my niece did that to her grandpa...my goodness, it was so funny! :lol::lol:


    hmm :think:
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    You should put flattened tin foil in her pillow...it would crinkle like crazy...my niece did that to her grandpa...my goodness, it was so funny! :lol::lol:


    hmm :think:

    I say pranks work the best...especially if she is uptight...taint harmful or nuthin'...just good clean fun...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I say pranks work the best...especially if she is uptight...taint harmful or nuthin'...just good clean fun...


    I know. Deflating all of her tires is considered a prank right?
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    edited August 2011
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I say pranks work the best...especially if she is uptight...taint harmful or nuthin'...just good clean fun...


    I know. Deflating all of her tires is considered a prank right?

    as long as it's done without slashing the tires with sharp tools....just uncap the valve..."Oops! I think you lost some valves there..." :lol:

    EDIT: :think: If you are going to do this...be sure you let out enough she has to call a tow truck or something...otherwise she would drive and that would be as bad as going blind...
    Post edited by ShimmyMommy on
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Sometimes, just moving her stuff around is good fun too...keys...toothbrush...my son loves to hide important stuff on me!! :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Sometimes, just moving her stuff around is good fun too...keys...toothbrush...my son loves to hide important stuff on me!! :lol:


    You're so very right! Being an ass is not the way at all. I'll just move or hide some of her stuff. I think I'll hide her keys on the neighbor's roof. 8-)
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Sometimes, just moving her stuff around is good fun too...keys...toothbrush...my son loves to hide important stuff on me!! :lol:


    You're so very right! Being an ass is not the way at all. I'll just move or hide some of her stuff. I think I'll hide her keys on the neighbor's roof. 8-)

    :lol::lol::lol: make sure it falls in a really high eaves trough... :shifty:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Sometimes, just moving her stuff around is good fun too...keys...toothbrush...my son loves to hide important stuff on me!! :lol:


    You're so very right! Being an ass is not the way at all. I'll just move or hide some of her stuff. I think I'll hide her keys on the neighbor's roof. 8-)

    :lol::lol::lol: make sure it falls in a really high eaves trough... :shifty:


    And her car isn't blocking anything. :thumbup:
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I'd share some ideas, but when peeps piss me off I tend to get evil, like scrubbing the toilet- after a nice gnarly shit-with her toothbrush sorta evil..So I will decline to share anymore.. ;)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I think I'll sniff my toothbrush tonight, just to be sure.
    :lol: this guy here slays me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    DS1119 wrote:
    I may have had a little too much to drink tonight and I'm thinking about her contact lens cases. 8-)
    i just laughed out loud
    swear to god that made me laugh
    you folks are crazier than i am... now that's bad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Sometimes, just moving her stuff around is good fun too...keys...toothbrush...my son loves to hide important stuff on me!! :lol:


    You're so very right! Being an ass is not the way at all. I'll just move or hide some of her stuff. I think I'll hide her keys on the neighbor's roof. 8-)
    this guy makes me laugh...think i'll hide her keys on neighbor's roof
    pretty comical
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • KingJeremyTheWicked82
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 Posts: 725
    Scratch your bum hole with her toothbrush!
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