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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Bridesmaid? Fuck I didnt even think of that?!
    Heck, how about maid of honor?

    Dibs on the movie rights!
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    No worries, Dave from Albany.

    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.

    Well, it'aint the dick / vagina and it'aint the asshole but it's somewhere in between..
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited August 2011
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    Well, maybe now having read this post, those crazies will just do motions to ask you which deed you chose. But then stop all motion if your fiance catches sight...kind of like Chevy Chase.

    Pantomine amongst yourselves....
    Post edited by rollings on
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    walk around naked...whenever she sees you, sport some wood




    it works but i can't go into any more details :silent:
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    unlost dogs wrote:
    .

    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.

    I thought you were a nurse!!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Yeah. PJ20 incognito now. I'll be introducing myself as Barry from Cold Brook ny.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Lizard wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    .

    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.

    I thought you were a nurse!!! ;)

    I am.

    It's kind of frowned-upon to refer to that as the "taint." I think hospital administration prefers "the perineal area."

    They can be a bit uptight when it comes to things like that.
    :|
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    uptight taint
    good one
    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
    Are you sure you grew up in W?
    Because between camel toe and taint, you seem much too sheltered to have been "reared" in our little seaside haven.



    :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited November 2011
    .
    Post edited by pinkbutterfly on
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Dru_Cortez
    Dru_Cortez Posts: 953
    Too mean, too mean!
    In the world of urban legends,
    this prank only truly succeeds if you
    send her a photo several weeks later
    showing her what you did to the toothbrush.

    I didn't read the whole thread,
    but seriously,
    has anyone ever done something like this?
    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    I kinda follow the rule, 'whatever happens/is spoken of on the boards stays there'

    people are a different breed on the boards than they are off...I won't ask you about anything except for, "did you check out the charging station yet?" :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
    It could get "tainted".
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
    Are you sure you grew up in W?
    Because between camel toe and taint, you seem much too sheltered to have been "reared" in our little seaside haven.



    :mrgreen:

    I see what you did there, Poncier!

    "Reared."

    *giggles*

    And yes I most certainly did.

    But I rarely ventured out of The Maze.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I think I'll sniff my toothbrush tonight, just to be sure.
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes... :lol::lol:


    ...like in what you say or you really sound like Yoda when you talk?

    :lol::lol: as what I say! Thank goodness I don't sound like Yoda!! I might be short enough though... :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes... :lol::lol:


    ...like in what you say or you really sound like Yoda when you talk?

    :lol::lol: as what I say! Thank goodness I don't sound like Yoda!! I might be short enough though... :lol::lol:

    Good check up at the dentist, had I...
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Good check up at the dentist, had I...

    :lol::lol::lol: YUP
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!

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