Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I imagine so named cuz there taint nothing there
I mean thats obvious right
As I recall the phrasing..."taint p****, taint a**h***, taint nothing at all.
And when I was a wee lad, taint was used only for the female anatomy, on a male it was referred to as the "Oh boy spot"...
cause when your girlfriend licked it you said "OhBoy!"
OK I've done enough psychological damage for one day...time to slide down my dinosaur and commute home, taking Mini-Ponce to see the demolition derby at the Marshfield Fair tonight...I'll be thinking of this train wreck of a thread.
I imagine so named cuz there taint nothing there
I mean thats obvious right
As I recall the phrasing..."taint p****, taint a**h***, taint nothing at all.
And when I was a wee lad, taint was used only for the female anatomy, on a male it was referred to as the "Oh boy spot"...
cause when your girlfriend licked it you said "OhBoy!"
OK I've done enough psychological damage for one day...time to slide down my dinosaur and commute home, taking Mini-Ponce to see the demolition derby at the Marshfield Fair tonight...I'll be thinking of this train wreck of a thread.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I imagine so named cuz there taint nothing there
I mean thats obvious right
As I recall the phrasing..."taint p****, taint a**h***, taint nothing at all.
And when I was a wee lad, taint was used only for the female anatomy, on a male it was referred to as the "Oh boy spot"...
cause when your girlfriend licked it you said "OhBoy!"
OK I've done enough psychological damage for one day...time to slide down my dinosaur and commute home, taking Mini-Ponce to see the demolition derby at the Marshfield Fair tonight...I'll be thinking of this train wreck of a thread.
I say pranks work the best...especially if she is uptight...taint harmful or nuthin'...just good clean fun...
I know. Deflating all of her tires is considered a prank right?
as long as it's done without slashing the tires with sharp tools....just uncap the valve..."Oops! I think you lost some valves there..."
EDIT: :think: If you are going to do this...be sure you let out enough she has to call a tow truck or something...otherwise she would drive and that would be as bad as going blind...
I'd share some ideas, but when peeps piss me off I tend to get evil, like scrubbing the toilet- after a nice gnarly shit-with her toothbrush sorta evil..So I will decline to share anymore..
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A secret to anyone? Show of hands...
:?
yes, you in the back there....
oh wait, you are a newb.
:P
I can't do that.
…right now.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
And when I was a wee lad, taint was used only for the female anatomy, on a male it was referred to as the "Oh boy spot"...
cause when your girlfriend licked it you said "OhBoy!"
OK I've done enough psychological damage for one day...time to slide down my dinosaur and commute home, taking Mini-Ponce to see the demolition derby at the Marshfield Fair tonight...I'll be thinking of this train wreck of a thread.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
:shock: just :shock:
unlost just learned something new.
I have learned several new things today, all of them quite shocking.
I will stop you there...if you blind her...that would not be good at all..."vengeance has no place"... stay strong!
Geez..you are like yoda??
Be, yes, I can...
You should put flattened tin foil in her pillow...it would crinkle like crazy...my niece did that to her grandpa...my goodness, it was so funny!
hmm :think:
I say pranks work the best...especially if she is uptight...taint harmful or nuthin'...just good clean fun...
I know. Deflating all of her tires is considered a prank right?
as long as it's done without slashing the tires with sharp tools....just uncap the valve..."Oops! I think you lost some valves there..."
EDIT: :think: If you are going to do this...be sure you let out enough she has to call a tow truck or something...otherwise she would drive and that would be as bad as going blind...
You're so very right! Being an ass is not the way at all. I'll just move or hide some of her stuff. I think I'll hide her keys on the neighbor's roof.
And her car isn't blocking anything. :thumbup:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
swear to god that made me laugh
you folks are crazier than i am... now that's bad
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
pretty comical
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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