I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
No worries, Dave from Albany.
I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
Well, maybe now having read this post, those crazies will just do motions to ask you which deed you chose. But then stop all motion if your fiance catches sight...kind of like Chevy Chase.
Too mean, too mean!
In the world of urban legends,
this prank only truly succeeds if you
send her a photo several weeks later
showing her what you did to the toothbrush.
I didn't read the whole thread,
but seriously,
has anyone ever done something like this?
Cheers.
'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
I kinda follow the rule, 'whatever happens/is spoken of on the boards stays there'
people are a different breed on the boards than they are off...I won't ask you about anything except for, "did you check out the charging station yet?"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
I imagine so named cuz there taint nothing there
I mean thats obvious right
I was thinking more like, "tainted." But I wasn't sure by what.
And please _ do not feel like you need to enlighten me.
I would really rather not know.
I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.
I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.
to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"
I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.
to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"
:thumbup:
Also important to know the type of head on that toothbrush.
Soft: Okay
Medium: Could be uncomfortable
Hard: Sweetjesusthatfreakinhurt!
I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.
to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"
:thumbup:
Also important to know the type of head on that toothbrush.
Soft: Okay
Medium: Could be uncomfortable
Hard: Sweetjesusthatfreakinhurt!
The best test strength is to place the vibration on your nose, it's the most sensitive of areas... :shifty:
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Dibs on the movie rights!
No worries, Dave from Albany.
I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
Well, it'aint the dick / vagina and it'aint the asshole but it's somewhere in between..
Well, maybe now having read this post, those crazies will just do motions to ask you which deed you chose. But then stop all motion if your fiance catches sight...kind of like Chevy Chase.
Pantomine amongst yourselves....
it works but i can't go into any more details :silent:
I thought you were a nurse!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
I am.
It's kind of frowned-upon to refer to that as the "taint." I think hospital administration prefers "the perineal area."
They can be a bit uptight when it comes to things like that.
good one
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
Because between camel toe and taint, you seem much too sheltered to have been "reared" in our little seaside haven.
You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!
At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
In the world of urban legends,
this prank only truly succeeds if you
send her a photo several weeks later
showing her what you did to the toothbrush.
I didn't read the whole thread,
but seriously,
has anyone ever done something like this?
Cheers.
I kinda follow the rule, 'whatever happens/is spoken of on the boards stays there'
people are a different breed on the boards than they are off...I won't ask you about anything except for, "did you check out the charging station yet?"
- Christopher McCandless
I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
I see what you did there, Poncier!
"Reared."
*giggles*
And yes I most certainly did.
But I rarely ventured out of The Maze.
Good check up at the dentist, had I...
I was thinking more like, "tainted." But I wasn't sure by what.
And please _ do not feel like you need to enlighten me.
I would really rather not know.
I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.
to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"
:thumbup:
Also important to know the type of head on that toothbrush.
Soft: Okay
Medium: Could be uncomfortable
Hard: Sweetjesusthatfreakinhurt!
The best test strength is to place the vibration on your nose, it's the most sensitive of areas... :shifty:
Thanks, I'll do just that next time I am in CVS
Was waiting for this. And resisted the urge to ask..
i have no shame.