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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,820
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:


    Yeah...but I still want to pee on her toothbrush. :lol:


    Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know. ;):lol:
    Not true Shimmy. we'll know too!!!! :mrgreen:
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    Suggest a threesome...either she gets completely offended and leaves, or she's into it and you have the weekend of your life...its a win win.

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    Suggest a threesome...either she gets completely offended and leaves, or she's into it and you have the weekend of your life...its a win win.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vR ... re=related

    Most likely, they will both be offended and leave. Hmmm...
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Suggest a threesome...either she gets completely offended and leaves, or she's into it and you have the weekend of your life...its a win win.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vR ... re=related

    Most likely, they will both be offended and leave. Hmmm...
    Weekend at home alone with the pizza guy on speed dial. Win.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    throw her toothbrush away before pissing all over it. why not confront her with your mouth?

    Julie, i do not like you, please go away. simple, direct, and deserving to your notion. she may disappear out of your life all together.

    pissing on her toothbrush is cowardly because it is not confronting her at all. what if she shits in your bed?
    she didn't want to confront you because she's scared but she feels you're a prick so she craps in your shoes or something.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DS1119 wrote:


    My fiancee's bathroom is actually in the master bedroom so having her in and out of that room is a mucho no go. :)

    :| then I assume you don't have double sinks in there...that's why my bathroom is the guest bathroom...
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    chadwick wrote:
    why not confront her with your mouth?

    yeah! bite her! She'll get the picture
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Confronting her is not an option. That would only piss my fiancé off. Fuck it. If I drink enough beer I can tolerate anyone. :)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DS1119 wrote:
    Confronting her is not an option. That would only piss my fiancé off. Fuck it. If I drink enough beer I can tolerate anyone. :)

    You have an entire lifetime off pissing her off ahead of you. Establish now that you don't tolerate douchebags, or your life will be a parade of doucehbags.
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    DS1119 wrote:
    Confronting her is not an option. That would only piss my fiancé off. Fuck it. If I drink enough beer I can tolerate anyone. :)

    you drink enough beer that you can piss at will
    clean your fingernails with her toothbrush
    scratch your taint
    then piss on it
    at will
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Don't piss on the toothbrush, just keep the seat up in there. That seems to tick them off.

    Lift it the first time after she's called it a night. Maybe she'll fall in first thing in the morning.

    or don't pick it up in the first place and pee all over the seat
    it's so much worse to sit in pee that to have to put the seat down
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    Dissidentman wrote:
    a parade of doucehbags.
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    So she's one of your fiance's best friends?

    Please, please tell me she's going to be a bridesmaid.

    We need more threads like this.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Bridesmaid? Fuck I didnt even think of that?!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    So she's one of your fiance's best friends?

    Please, please tell me she's going to be a bridesmaid.

    We need more threads like this.
    :thumbup: :wave:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Bridesmaid? Fuck I didnt even think of that?!

    I'm sure she'll convince your sweetie to honeymoon in France so she can play tour guide too! :lol:
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    DS1119 wrote:
    Bridesmaid? Fuck I didnt even think of that?!
    Heck, how about maid of honor?
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Are you planning on having any kids? What if she's the fuckin babysitter? Godmother??
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    You need to get her a man! That way she won't have an excuse to visit you and your girl all the damn time!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    That's why you need to be honest with your significant other, I know it may seem bad at first but she will understand as I'm sure she can't stand her either in some respects.

    Odds are your girl farted in her friend's suitcase before she left.

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