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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Bridesmaid? Fuck I didnt even think of that?!
    Heck, how about maid of honor?

    Dibs on the movie rights!
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    No worries, Dave from Albany.

    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.

    Well, it'aint the dick / vagina and it'aint the asshole but it's somewhere in between..
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    edited August 2011
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    Well, maybe now having read this post, those crazies will just do motions to ask you which deed you chose. But then stop all motion if your fiance catches sight...kind of like Chevy Chase.

    Pantomine amongst yourselves....
    Post edited by rollings on
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    walk around naked...whenever she sees you, sport some wood




    it works but i can't go into any more details :silent:
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    unlost dogs wrote:
    .

    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.

    I thought you were a nurse!!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Yeah. PJ20 incognito now. I'll be introducing myself as Barry from Cold Brook ny.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Lizard wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    .

    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.

    I thought you were a nurse!!! ;)

    I am.

    It's kind of frowned-upon to refer to that as the "taint." I think hospital administration prefers "the perineal area."

    They can be a bit uptight when it comes to things like that.
    :|
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    uptight taint
    good one
    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,403
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
    Are you sure you grew up in W?
    Because between camel toe and taint, you seem much too sheltered to have been "reared" in our little seaside haven.



    :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited November 2011
    .
    Post edited by pinkbutterfly on
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    Too mean, too mean!
    In the world of urban legends,
    this prank only truly succeeds if you
    send her a photo several weeks later
    showing her what you did to the toothbrush.

    I didn't read the whole thread,
    but seriously,
    has anyone ever done something like this?
    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    I kinda follow the rule, 'whatever happens/is spoken of on the boards stays there'

    people are a different breed on the boards than they are off...I won't ask you about anything except for, "did you check out the charging station yet?" :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,724
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,403
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.

    I look forward to shaking your hand, but please, don't ask to borrow my toothbrush!
    It could get "tainted".
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't even know what a "taint" is, but I can imagine.
    Are you sure you grew up in W?
    Because between camel toe and taint, you seem much too sheltered to have been "reared" in our little seaside haven.



    :mrgreen:

    I see what you did there, Poncier!

    "Reared."

    *giggles*

    And yes I most certainly did.

    But I rarely ventured out of The Maze.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I think I'll sniff my toothbrush tonight, just to be sure.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes... :lol::lol:


    ...like in what you say or you really sound like Yoda when you talk?

    :lol::lol: as what I say! Thank goodness I don't sound like Yoda!! I might be short enough though... :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes... :lol::lol:


    ...like in what you say or you really sound like Yoda when you talk?

    :lol::lol: as what I say! Thank goodness I don't sound like Yoda!! I might be short enough though... :lol::lol:

    Good check up at the dentist, had I...
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Good check up at the dentist, had I...

    :lol::lol::lol: YUP
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    edited August 2011
    :|
    Post edited by rollings on
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dang Dang wrote:
    I imagine so named cuz there taint nothing there
    I mean thats obvious right

    I was thinking more like, "tainted." But I wasn't sure by what.


    And please _ do not feel like you need to enlighten me.

    I would really rather not know.

    I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.

    to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"

    :thumbup:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.

    to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"

    :thumbup:

    Also important to know the type of head on that toothbrush.

    Soft: Okay
    Medium: Could be uncomfortable
    Hard: Sweetjesusthatfreakinhurt!
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I do have a question, though _ is the toothbrush manual or electric, because if it's the latter, I wouldn't want Dave From Albany to experience a bit of a shock.

    to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"

    :thumbup:

    Also important to know the type of head on that toothbrush.

    Soft: Okay
    Medium: Could be uncomfortable
    Hard: Sweetjesusthatfreakinhurt!

    The best test strength is to place the vibration on your nose, it's the most sensitive of areas... :shifty:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    [

    to see what happens when that occurs, please search for "jackass movie" "taint"

    :thumbup:

    Also important to know the type of head on that toothbrush.

    Soft: Okay
    Medium: Could be uncomfortable
    Hard: Sweetjesusthatfreakinhurt!

    The best test strength is to place the vibration on your nose, it's the most sensitive of areas... :shifty:

    Thanks, I'll do just that next time I am in CVS
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pics of said chick?
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    81 wrote:
    pics of said chick?

    Was waiting for this. And resisted the urge to ask..
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    voidofman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    pics of said chick?

    Was waiting for this. And resisted the urge to ask..


    i have no shame. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    81 wrote:
    i have no shame. :lol:
    Nor do I, I just don't want my oddness to come off as creepy, it's expected from you sir. lol.
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