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DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
So one of my fiance's best friends is staying with us for a second straight long weekend and I despise her. She's one of those people who travels the World and loves France (enough said right there IMO). Her job pretty much allows her to set up shop anywhere she wants. Long story short, she has taken over our second bathroom (my bathroom) with all of her stuff. I resisted last weekend but I'm not so sure I can this weekend. Should I pee on her toothbrush? I despise her so bad. The toothbrush just sits there and the urge is so great. Is this totally wrong? Will I feel better? :?
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    personally i would scratch the taint area
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Haha, on so many counts. But I'd think of something more devious than just peeing on the toothbrush! She probably wouldn't even notice that. ;)
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    personally i would scratch the taint area

    hers or yours ?
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    personally i would scratch the taint area

    hers or yours ?


    mine in this situation....then her's to make peace :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    fart on her pillow, she'll get pink eye and never want to stay at your house again :P
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    "Accidentally" drop her toothbrush in the toilet and don't tell her about it.

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I just can't stand her. All I fuckin wanted to do was watch Saving Private Ryan on TV tonight and she wouldn't shut the fuck up. She said I need more art where I live. Is writing fuck you Julie on the wall considered art?
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    DS1119 wrote:
    Is writing fuck you Julie on the wall considered art?
    yes it is, you should do that
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    conman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Is writing fuck you Julie on the wall considered art?
    yes it is, you should do that

    Make sure you frame it though.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    DS1119 wrote:
    I just can't stand her. All I fuckin wanted to do was watch Saving Private Ryan on TV tonight and she wouldn't shut the fuck up. She said I need more art where I live. Is writing fuck you Julie on the wall considered art?


    You should have watched the other version

    Shaving Ryans Privates

    She would have left you alone
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • PHATJPHATJ Posts: 348
    pee? poop on that fucking thing!
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  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    do it. she sounds like a rat fuck anyways so piss away
    Just, not enough.
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  • Cool Face RyanCool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    just kick her in the vagina
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    do it. she sounds like a rat fuck anyways so piss away


    She is a rat fuck! How do you really walk into someone's house and say I need more art?? Maybe I could piss on her toothbrush and take a picture of it while I'm doing it...wait a few weeks and then email the picture to her? Let her put two and two together. :think: :shifty:
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Sounds like jelousy. :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Be really nice.. wait to get invited to her house.. That is where some real damage could be done.. Ever hear of a double decker?
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Gob wrote:
    Sounds like jelousy. :lol:


    No. It's really not.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Be really nice.. wait to get invited to her house.. That is where some real damage could be done.. Ever hear of a double decker?

    I thought it was called an Upper Decker... :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Be really nice.. wait to get invited to her house.. That is where some real damage could be done.. Ever hear of a double decker?

    I thought it was called an Upper Decker... :lol::lol:


    Shimmy must have experience...

    ;)
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    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Be really nice.. wait to get invited to her house.. That is where some real damage could be done.. Ever hear of a double decker?


    I have not. She doesn't have a house right now btw. She lives out of hotels.
  • Cool Face RyanCool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    really, though. Like right in the vagina. Just like a punter in the NFL.
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Be really nice.. wait to get invited to her house.. That is where some real damage could be done.. Ever hear of a double decker?

    I thought it was called an Upper Decker... :lol::lol:


    Shimmy must have experience...

    ;)

    :lol::lol: Yeah...I know some shtuf! :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:

    Or with weapons.... :lol:;) But that wouldn't be a good idea. Use her toothbrush as your own personal foot brush.... :mrgreen:
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    ShimmyMommy wrote:

    :lol::lol: Yeah...I know some shtuf! :lol:

    This is too funny!! lol
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D

    BWAHAHAHAHA
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D


    And actually I take this back...I wouldn't hit a woman...I don't know what this means...I guess I would have been more direct and just layed it out that "I don't fucking like you. Get the fuck out of my house!!"
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D


    And actually I take this back...I wouldn't hit a woman...I don't know what this means...I guess I would have been more direct and just layed it out that "I don't fucking like you. Get the fuck out of my house!!"

    It was funny, and it conveyed just how upset you are. ;)

    In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:


    Yeah...but I still want to pee on her toothbrush. :lol:
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