In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:
Yeah...but I still want to pee on her toothbrush.
Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know.
what's wrong with this girl using your fiancee's bathroom? She really should be using the the other bathroom.
I suggest:
*leave the toilet seat up
*'accidentally forgetting' to flush the brown stuff a couple of times
*leave your whisker shavings all over the sink and counter...better yet, all over her toothbrush. Don't forget to leave shaving cream all over the mirror and counter and 'oops' on some of her stuff too.
*leave your dirty laundry/towels on the floor
*leave the TP roll empty and don't leave any extra rolls in the cabinet
basically be a messy gross guy (even if you're not) and she won't want to share a bathroom with you for much longer.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
what's wrong with this girl using your fiancee's bathroom? She really should be using the the other bathroom.
I suggest:
*leave the toilet seat up
*'accidentally forgetting' to flush the brown stuff a couple of times
*leave your whisker shavings all over the sink and counter...better yet, all over her toothbrush. Don't forget to leave shaving cream all over the mirror and counter and 'oops' on some of her stuff too.
*leave your dirty laundry/towels on the floor
*leave the TP roll empty and don't leave any extra rolls in the cabinet
basically be a messy gross guy (even if you're not) and she won't want to share a bathroom with you for much longer.
My fiancee's bathroom is actually in the master bedroom so having her in and out of that room is a mucho no go.
In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:
Yeah...but I still want to pee on her toothbrush.
Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
throw her toothbrush away before pissing all over it. why not confront her with your mouth?
Julie, i do not like you, please go away. simple, direct, and deserving to your notion. she may disappear out of your life all together.
pissing on her toothbrush is cowardly because it is not confronting her at all. what if she shits in your bed?
she didn't want to confront you because she's scared but she feels you're a prick so she craps in your shoes or something.
My fiancee's bathroom is actually in the master bedroom so having her in and out of that room is a mucho no go.
then I assume you don't have double sinks in there...that's why my bathroom is the guest bathroom...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Confronting her is not an option. That would only piss my fiancé off. Fuck it. If I drink enough beer I can tolerate anyone.
You have an entire lifetime off pissing her off ahead of you. Establish now that you don't tolerate douchebags, or your life will be a parade of doucehbags.
I'm sure she'll convince your sweetie to honeymoon in France so she can play tour guide too!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
I also just realized I pretty much kind of ruined PJ20 for myself with this thread There's no way now I can introduce myself to anyone and be like "hi I'm David from albany…you know DS1119" because you know one of you crazy fuckers will ask "hey did you decide to piss on Julies toothbrush or rub it on your taint"? Not good in front of the fiancé…not good at all.
That's why you need to be honest with your significant other, I know it may seem bad at first but she will understand as I'm sure she can't stand her either in some respects.
Odds are your girl farted in her friend's suitcase before she left.
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Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know.
Holy crap...you're like this guy from the Karate Kid!
I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes...
...like in what you say or you really sound like Yoda when you talk?
You can pick your nose
But don't pick your friends nose.
Lift it the first time after she's called it a night. Maybe she'll fall in first thing in the morning.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
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I suggest:
*leave the toilet seat up
*'accidentally forgetting' to flush the brown stuff a couple of times
*leave your whisker shavings all over the sink and counter...better yet, all over her toothbrush. Don't forget to leave shaving cream all over the mirror and counter and 'oops' on some of her stuff too.
*leave your dirty laundry/towels on the floor
*leave the TP roll empty and don't leave any extra rolls in the cabinet
basically be a messy gross guy (even if you're not) and she won't want to share a bathroom with you for much longer.
- Christopher McCandless
My fiancee's bathroom is actually in the master bedroom so having her in and out of that room is a mucho no go.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vR ... re=related
Most likely, they will both be offended and leave. Hmmm...
Julie, i do not like you, please go away. simple, direct, and deserving to your notion. she may disappear out of your life all together.
pissing on her toothbrush is cowardly because it is not confronting her at all. what if she shits in your bed?
she didn't want to confront you because she's scared but she feels you're a prick so she craps in your shoes or something.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
- Christopher McCandless
yeah! bite her! She'll get the picture
You have an entire lifetime off pissing her off ahead of you. Establish now that you don't tolerate douchebags, or your life will be a parade of doucehbags.
you drink enough beer that you can piss at will
clean your fingernails with her toothbrush
scratch your taint
then piss on it
at will
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
or don't pick it up in the first place and pee all over the seat
it's so much worse to sit in pee that to have to put the seat down
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
Please, please tell me she's going to be a bridesmaid.
We need more threads like this.
:thumbup: :wave:
I'm sure she'll convince your sweetie to honeymoon in France so she can play tour guide too!
- Christopher McCandless
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
That's why you need to be honest with your significant other, I know it may seem bad at first but she will understand as I'm sure she can't stand her either in some respects.
Odds are your girl farted in her friend's suitcase before she left.