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  • Cool Face Ryan
    Cool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    really, though. Like right in the vagina. Just like a punter in the NFL.
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Be really nice.. wait to get invited to her house.. That is where some real damage could be done.. Ever hear of a double decker?

    I thought it was called an Upper Decker... :lol::lol:


    Shimmy must have experience...

    ;)

    :lol::lol: Yeah...I know some shtuf! :lol:
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:

    Or with weapons.... :lol:;) But that wouldn't be a good idea. Use her toothbrush as your own personal foot brush.... :mrgreen:
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    ShimmyMommy wrote:

    :lol::lol: Yeah...I know some shtuf! :lol:

    This is too funny!! lol
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D

    BWAHAHAHAHA
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D


    And actually I take this back...I wouldn't hit a woman...I don't know what this means...I guess I would have been more direct and just layed it out that "I don't fucking like you. Get the fuck out of my house!!"
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Oh, DS1119...kill her with kindness... :lol:


    I know. That's what I do now. It's just so frickin boring. Five years ago I would have "hit her where the good Lord split her". :D


    And actually I take this back...I wouldn't hit a woman...I don't know what this means...I guess I would have been more direct and just layed it out that "I don't fucking like you. Get the fuck out of my house!!"

    It was funny, and it conveyed just how upset you are. ;)

    In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:


    Yeah...but I still want to pee on her toothbrush. :lol:
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    In the end, honesty is the best policy, after all. You can still say it's time for her to go. Bring in the big guns...tell to your fiancee...it's her friend. :think:


    Yeah...but I still want to pee on her toothbrush. :lol:


    Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know. ;):lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:

    Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know. ;):lol:


    Holy crap...you're like this guy from the Karate Kid!

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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:

    Well...only you will know, my friend. Only you will know. ;):lol:


    Holy crap...you're like this guy from the Karate Kid!

    miyagi.jpg


    :lol::lol::lol: Mr. Myagi...he's just awesome!!

    I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes... :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    I had a dentist tell me that I talk like Yoda sometimes... :lol::lol:


    ...like in what you say or you really sound like Yoda when you talk?
  • aNiMaL
    aNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Really funny thread, DS1119! I say pee on that toothbrush! :thumbup:
  • Gibson72
    Gibson72 Posts: 1,245
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Don't piss on the toothbrush, just keep the seat up in there. That seems to tick them off.

    Lift it the first time after she's called it a night. Maybe she'll fall in first thing in the morning.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Don't piss on the toothbrush, just keep the seat up in there. That seems to tick them off.

    Lift it the first time after she's called it a night. Maybe she'll fall in first thing in the morning.


    :thumbup:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    what's wrong with this girl using your fiancee's bathroom? She really should be using the the other bathroom.

    I suggest:

    *leave the toilet seat up
    *'accidentally forgetting' to flush the brown stuff a couple of times
    *leave your whisker shavings all over the sink and counter...better yet, all over her toothbrush. Don't forget to leave shaving cream all over the mirror and counter and 'oops' on some of her stuff too.
    *leave your dirty laundry/towels on the floor
    *leave the TP roll empty and don't leave any extra rolls in the cabinet

    basically be a messy gross guy (even if you're not) and she won't want to share a bathroom with you for much longer.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's wrong with this girl using your fiancee's bathroom? She really should be using the the other bathroom.

    I suggest:

    *leave the toilet seat up
    *'accidentally forgetting' to flush the brown stuff a couple of times
    *leave your whisker shavings all over the sink and counter...better yet, all over her toothbrush. Don't forget to leave shaving cream all over the mirror and counter and 'oops' on some of her stuff too.
    *leave your dirty laundry/towels on the floor
    *leave the TP roll empty and don't leave any extra rolls in the cabinet

    basically be a messy gross guy (even if you're not) and she won't want to share a bathroom with you for much longer.


    My fiancee's bathroom is actually in the master bedroom so having her in and out of that room is a mucho no go. :)

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