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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    You're on your cell phone at Starbucks and the barista asks you, "What can I get for you?" and you ignore her and keep talking on your phone and she asks you again, "What can I get for you?" and you give her a dirty look like shut up bitch and go back to your cell phone conversation even though the line is very long, but you don't care because your phone call is more important and the barista asks you one more time and you finally shout out an order at her and go back to your call.

    You are a rat fuck.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Great thread DC!

    You are at a concert or game and in your enthusiasm knock over someone else's drink and you don't A) help to clean up and/or B) offer to replace drink. ...you are a Rat Fuck Bastard if you notice you have knocked the drink and then walk/run away.

    Not to be a rat fuck, but I'm going to run with this and add a special caviat from a personal experience.

    PJ, 2009... SLC... I was rocking out, having a great time. Short side of the story, dude behind me is too drunk, and obviously can't drink like a man and stop when he knows he should and the rat fuck pukes on me. Yup. Violent vomit spray on the back of my favorite PJ shirt.

    Fucker didn't even offer to buy me a shirt, beer, or anything... he and his rat fuck friend ran away after I turned around and told him off.

    Am I rat fuck for still wearing that shirt to this day?? :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Anyone who wears a shirt that says "rat fuck" on it to PJ20 is definitely NOT a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Great thread DC!

    You are at a concert or game and in your enthusiasm knock over someone else's drink and you don't A) help to clean up and/or B) offer to replace drink. ...you are a Rat Fuck Bastard if you notice you have knocked the drink and then walk/run away.

    Not to be a rat fuck, but I'm going to run with this and add a special caviat from a personal experience.

    PJ, 2009... SLC... I was rocking out, having a great time. Short side of the story, dude behind me is too drunk, and obviously can't drink like a man and stop when he knows he should and the rat fuck pukes on me. Yup. Violent vomit spray on the back of my favorite PJ shirt.

    Fucker didn't even offer to buy me a shirt, beer, or anything... he and his rat fuck friend ran away after I turned around and told him off.

    Am I rat fuck for still wearing that shirt to this day?? :?

    I believe that falls under the "I survived a rat fuck" category.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    You use a public restroom and release a mighty load that is obviously challenging for the toilet's flushing system. You use much more toilet paper than needed because you're already an idiot. You clog the toilet and make a janitor's job just that much worse.

    You are a major rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who use the last piece of paper in the copier and don't refill it are rat fucks.
    This just happened to you, didn't it? :lol:

    But yes, definitely a rat fuck.


    Not too recent but at least a hundred times in the past. Pisses me off every time too! :lol:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who use the last piece of paper in the copier and don't refill it are rat fucks.
    This just happened to you, didn't it? :lol:

    But yes, definitely a rat fuck.


    Not too recent but at least a hundred times in the past. Pisses me off every time too! :lol:

    Based on your post, and my last one...

    If you do not replace toilet paper after depleting ... sorry, you're a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    If you hold the joint for more than one (good) toke and don't pass it in the circle, you're a fucking rat fuckedy fuck fucker.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Am I rat fuck for still wearing that shirt to this day?? :?


    Nope. You're what's called a "gamer". 8-)
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    If you hold the joint for more than one (good) toke and don't pass it in the circle, you're a fucking rat fuckedy fuck fucker.

    I'll give a rat fucking amen to that.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Don't bogart that joint my rat fuck friend, pass it over to me.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    It doesn't matter how "nice" your car is, if you park like a doucher and take up more than one spot... you're a rat fuck.

    Also, if you have a huge truck that you obviously don't use for any logical reason (e.g., towing, hauling, etc.) and you don't know how to park it correctly.... again, a rat fuck you are.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chicago drivers that blow thru red lights at every intersection, every day at ever intersection.....

    i feel bad for you newbs that are coming to town.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    It doesn't matter how "nice" your car is, if you park like a doucher and take up more than one spot... you're a rat fuck.


    hehe.....

    i like parking beside those people with my dirty dented truck.

    does that make me a rat fuck
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    chicago drivers that blow thru red lights at every intersection, every day at ever intersection.....

    i feel bad for you newbs that are coming to town.

    Michael Jordan is a rat fuck for pushing off of Russell (even though Russell might be a rat fuck himself)

    Okay, I don't mean that.

    MJ = rat fuck killer.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    It doesn't matter how "nice" your car is, if you park like a doucher and take up more than one spot... you're a rat fuck.


    hehe.....

    i like parking beside those people with my dirty dented truck.

    does that make me a rat fuck

    No, that makes you an honorable and upstanding citizen.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    People who tailgate you while you are in a single lane going ten to fifteen miles over the speed limit are rat fucks.
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    dcfaithful wrote:
    It doesn't matter how "nice" your car is, if you park like a doucher and take up more than one spot... you're a rat fuck.

    Also, if you have a huge truck that you obviously don't use for any logical reason (e.g., towing, hauling, etc.) and you don't know how to park it correctly.... again, a rat fuck you are.

    Love this one. It's like all the crazy suburban moms in LA who drive those crazy big ass SUVs and can't park at all.
  • Slap upside the head
    Slap upside the head Posts: 904
    Discussing the criteria of what defines a rat fuck on a message board rockets you
    to the top of the rat fuckery mountain.
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    I seriously resent being associated with any of these rat fucks.

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