How to tell if you're a....

dimitrispearljam

Carey wrote:

Yes I would like to beat him in the face for this. But then I would be the RF, and I don't want to go there!
or do I..... :? :(

im right about this one too..and you know it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3BlQca-d8

of.the.girl

photogirlliz wrote:

Carey wrote:

Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF

Maybe the RF in your life and the RF in my life should meet. I'm sure they'd be best friends given their shared interest in RFery.

my RF, your RF, and Carey's RF...must be in the RFery business. RF this time of year is for the birds.

Wobbie

StillHere wrote:

that "friend" who offers to leave the tip for the relatively nice meal you just treated him to and then can only manage to leave a dollar and a few pennies for the excellent waitress so that you have to go and leave the tip anyway....why even offer? is on top of my list

crappy tippers, in general, are ratfucks.

dimitrispearljam

sheila0225 wrote:

photogirlliz wrote:

Carey wrote:

Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF

Maybe the RF in your life and the RF in my life should meet. I'm sure they'd be best friends given their shared interest in RFery.

my RF, your RF, and Carey's RF...must be in the RFery business. RF this time of year is for the birds.

i know atleast 2 of 3 of you and i know you are smart women..leave those RF in their shitholes and start dealing with the GF already...

rick1zoo2

if you are consistently late, constantly changing schedules at the last minute, totally unreliable to the point where your kids can't depend on you and then you blame them for not respecting you and then you tell me I need to teach them to respect you well then you just might be a RF

of.the.girl

rick1zoo2 wrote:

if you are consistently late, constantly changing schedules at the last minute, totally unreliable to the point where your kids can't depend on you and then you blame them for not respecting you and then you tell me I need to teach them to respect you well then you just might be a RF

Total RF!!

photogirlliz

Carey wrote:

Yes I would like to beat him in the face for this. But then I would be the RF, and I don't want to go there!
or do I..... :? :(

Oh, I'm sure you WANT to...but WILL you? Those are entirely different questions. I want to beat my RF ex in the face almost daily, but I don't. I guess there's this thing called a "high road" and, from what I've seen, only one person (me) in the former relationship takes it. It gets really old...

HesCalledDyer

To the person who is in such a hurry that they just can't wait 'til one more car (yours) passes by and just HAS to pull out in front of you...and then proceed to go 5-10 mph UNDER the speed limit... you, sir, are a RF.

DS1119

HesCalledDyer wrote:

To the person who is in such a hurry that they just can't wait 'til one more car (yours) passes by and just HAS to pull out in front of you...and then proceed to go 5-10 mph UNDER the speed limit... you, sir, are a RF.

Oh I HATE that shit!!!! :x

photogirlliz

If you see I'm waiting for a parking spot (with my blinker on, no less) and when the person pulls out, you hit the gas and pull into the spot before I do...then you are most definitely a RF :x

voidofman

photogirlliz wrote:

If you see I'm waiting for a parking spot (with my blinker on, no less) and when the person pulls out, you hit the gas and pull into the spot before I do...then you are most definitely a RF :x

Skip ahead to 5:18 and do this next time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkqEgh4dzQ

photogirlliz

voidofman wrote:

photogirlliz wrote:

If you see I'm waiting for a parking spot (with my blinker on, no less) and when the person pulls out, you hit the gas and pull into the spot before I do...then you are most definitely a RF :x

Skip ahead to 5:18 and do this next time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkqEgh4dzQ

Got it...smack my knees twice So funny! Thanks for this...

Thoughts_Arrive

You don't return a sms or call but when you want to go out for a Sat night you will hound me.
And you only want to do what you like not what others like.

Carey

The RF in my life has only seen our kids three hours so far this month. And he thinks he is going to get them from me for Christmas Eve :evil:

dimitrispearljam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVDoHFiuYfA

StillHere

if you spend all your waking hours, day and night
screaming top of your lungs at some shoot 'em up video game
to the exclusion of all other activities
including attempting to look for, oh let's say....a JOB??
instigating toddlers and finding that amusing
adding to the expense of but not contributing to the household
while trying to make up ALL the rules as you go along

you just might fit into that category

and maybe you should move along

just sayin'

(i can't be the only one who sees the real you right?)

if you know me at all you know that i do my best to see the good in everyone
but sometimes its just really really difficult ... still trying :silent:

twisted thoughts

if you hack into my email and send out bogus Canadian pharmacy links to EVERYONE i have ever sent an email to, you are for sure a rat fuck :evil:

StillHere

twisted thoughts wrote:

if you hack into my email and send out bogus Canadian pharmacy links to EVERYONE i have ever sent an email to, you are for sure a rat fuck :evil:

+1

top of the list

Wobbie

StillHere wrote:

if you spend all your waking hours, day and night
screaming top of your lungs at some shoot 'em up video game
to the exclusion of all other activities
including attempting to look for, oh let's say....a JOB??
instigating toddlers and finding that amusing
adding to the expense of but not contributing to the household
while trying to make up ALL the rules as you go along

you just might fit into that category

and maybe you should move along

time to go!

DS1119

The people on The Price is Right who either bid one dollar or one dollar higher than the highest bid are rat fucks.