Seinfeld "Sufferings"

Newch91

I should also add that I did paint my chest once with the letter "C" during my senior year at the state championship game for basketball.

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Puddy: Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner.

No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

Elaine: We have to break up.

Puddy: What?

Elaine: I can't take this anymore! I don't want to hear how interesting the

change with the hole in it is! And if you tell me what time it is in New York

again, you are going home in a body bag!

----

My wife loses it watching Elaine lose it, just before she explodes at Puddy with "we have to break up!" So good.

vant0037

I propose we do a "daily tribute" to certain characters, aspects, themes, jokes, episodes etc. Today can be Puddy's day.

Tomorrow can be...I don't know...a tribute to Mickey and Kramer (underrated physical comedy between those two). And go from there.

Anyone?

Newch91

vant0037 wrote:

Puddy: Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner.

No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

Elaine: We have to break up.

Puddy: What?

Elaine: I can't take this anymore! I don't want to hear how interesting the

change with the hole in it is! And if you tell me what time it is in New York

again, you are going home in a body bag!

----

My wife loses it watching Elaine lose it, just before she explodes at Puddy with "we have to break up!" So good.

Elaine losing it is hysterical! My favorites are her calling Kramer a "stupid, hipster doofus" and throwing George's wig out the window.

vant0037

Newch91 wrote:

vant0037 wrote:

Puddy: Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner.

No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

Elaine: We have to break up.

Puddy: What?

Elaine: I can't take this anymore! I don't want to hear how interesting the

change with the hole in it is! And if you tell me what time it is in New York

again, you are going home in a body bag!

----

My wife loses it watching Elaine lose it, just before she explodes at Puddy with "we have to break up!" So good.

Elaine losing it is hysterical! My favorites are her calling Kramer a "stupid, hipster doofus" and throwing George's wig out the window.

You don't ask, you tell!

dcfaithful

Heisenberg wrote:

Elaine: "You've never said it?"

George: "Once to a dog...he licked himself and left the room."

I watched that episode on TV last night and thought "I have to post that!"

You beat me to it Heisenberg! Shouldn't you be making meth somewhere? :P

GivenToJam88

vant0037 wrote:

I propose we do a "daily tribute" to certain characters, aspects, themes, jokes, episodes etc. Today can be Puddy's day.

Tomorrow can be...I don't know...a tribute to Mickey and Kramer (underrated physical comedy between those two). And go from there.

Anyone?

Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned and
the symptoms you will need to exhibit.

Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!

Kramer: Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?

Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea,
delusions, it's got everything.

Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade?

Man: Sure.

Kramer: Okay, what do you got?

Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me.

Kramer: Good luck with that.

Newch91

GivenToJam88 wrote:

vant0037 wrote:

I propose we do a "daily tribute" to certain characters, aspects, themes, jokes, episodes etc. Today can be Puddy's day.

Tomorrow can be...I don't know...a tribute to Mickey and Kramer (underrated physical comedy between those two). And go from there.

Anyone?

Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned and
the symptoms you will need to exhibit.

Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!

Kramer: Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?

Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea,
delusions, it's got everything.

Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade?

Man: Sure.

Kramer: Okay, what do you got?

Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me.

Kramer: Good luck with that.

Kramer: Well, I got Gonorrhea. They gave me Gonorrhea.
George: They? Who? The government?

The way George says that all paranoid kills me every time.

Newch91

From Rolling Stone on Twitter:

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Mickey: I said sit DOWN you big stupid ape!

From the same episode:

iamica

A George divided against himself cannot stand!

dcfaithful

George: Siena, I love you.

Siena: Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time.

George: Yeah. Just confirming.

Newch91

I don't remember seeing this Frank Costanza scene posted before.


[Setting: The Coffee shop]

(George and his father, Frank, are sitting at a booth)

FRANK: George, as you may be aware, your mother and I are not moving to Del Boca Vista, Florida.

GEORGE: (Resenting the fact. Nodding) I am aware.

FRANK: So, I was wondering, would it be okay if I turned your room into a billiard parlor?

GEORGE: A billiard parlor?

FRANK: Regulation table, the hi-fi, maybe even a bar.. Give it real authenticity..

(Elaine enters. George spots her in mid-sentence)

GEORGE: Well, that's.. Elaine!

ELAINE: Oh, hi, Frank.

GEORGE: (Sliding over to make room for her) Sit down. Join us, please.

ELAINE: (Trying to come up with an excuse not to sit with them) Actually, I gotta get to the.. uh.. thing.

GEORGE: (Somewhat stern) Oh, the thing's cancelled. Sit down.

ELAINE: (Giving up) Okay.. (Sits, George laughs) So.. (Trying to think up something to talk about) Frank, did George ever show you that photo?

GEORGE: (Confused) What photo?

ELAINE: You know, the photo I took in Tuscany of the little man in front of the sign that said "Costanza"?

FRANK: (Interested) There's a Costanza in Tuscany? (Elaine nods) Did he look like me? Did you talk to him?

ELAINE: I didn't talk to anyone - I was just walking by, and I saw the sign, and I thought George might get a kick out of it.

FRANK: I gotta get that picture - it could be my cousin, Carlo.

ELAINE: Who is that?

GEORGE: (Muttering out, not really wanting to talk about his family) When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind.

FRANK: I played with him every day until the age of four - and then we separated.

ELAINE: So, you weren't born here?

FRANK: No. That's why I can never be president.. It always irked me. That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. (Yelling out) They don't want me, I don't want them!

GEORGE: I don't know what you're getting all riled up about. There are probably a million Costanzas-

FRANK: (Cutting him off) Don't bring me down. (To Elaine) Do you have another copy of that photo?

ELAINE: No, I, I don't. But.. Well, the Maestro might.

FRANK: The Maestro? What Maestro?

ELAINE: He's this guy that I went to Tuscany with. He's a great guy, but I just wouldn't feel comfortable calling him.

GEORGE: Really? Why?

ELAINE: (Explaining) Because he hasn't called me since we got back.. I spilled wine on his 8 by 10 photo of one of his favorite Italian opera stars.

GEORGE: Who?

ELAINE: You know the Three Tenors?

GEORGE: Yeah.. (Trying to remember) Poverotti.. Domingo.. and.. uh.. the other guy.

ELAINE: (Nodding) The other guy.

(Scene ends)

LloydXmas

Vincent, gene, Milosh and Jerk Store. has to be a top 5 episode.

Newch91

LloydXmas wrote:

Vincent, gene, Milosh and Jerk Store. has to be a top 5 episode.

I have a Kramer pick.

dcfaithful

Newch91 wrote:

I don't remember seeing this Frank Costanza scene posted before.


[Setting: The Coffee shop]

(George and his father, Frank, are sitting at a booth)

FRANK: George, as you may be aware, your mother and I are not moving to Del Boca Vista, Florida.

GEORGE: (Resenting the fact. Nodding) I am aware.

FRANK: So, I was wondering, would it be okay if I turned your room into a billiard parlor?

GEORGE: A billiard parlor?

FRANK: Regulation table, the hi-fi, maybe even a bar.. Give it real authenticity..

(Elaine enters. George spots her in mid-sentence)

GEORGE: Well, that's.. Elaine!

ELAINE: Oh, hi, Frank.

GEORGE: (Sliding over to make room for her) Sit down. Join us, please.

ELAINE: (Trying to come up with an excuse not to sit with them) Actually, I gotta get to the.. uh.. thing.

GEORGE: (Somewhat stern) Oh, the thing's cancelled. Sit down.

ELAINE: (Giving up) Okay.. (Sits, George laughs) So.. (Trying to think up something to talk about) Frank, did George ever show you that photo?

GEORGE: (Confused) What photo?

ELAINE: You know, the photo I took in Tuscany of the little man in front of the sign that said "Costanza"?

FRANK: (Interested) There's a Costanza in Tuscany? (Elaine nods) Did he look like me? Did you talk to him?

ELAINE: I didn't talk to anyone - I was just walking by, and I saw the sign, and I thought George might get a kick out of it.

FRANK: I gotta get that picture - it could be my cousin, Carlo.

ELAINE: Who is that?

GEORGE: (Muttering out, not really wanting to talk about his family) When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind.

FRANK: I played with him every day until the age of four - and then we separated.

ELAINE: So, you weren't born here?

FRANK: No. That's why I can never be president.. It always irked me. That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. (Yelling out) They don't want me, I don't want them!

GEORGE: I don't know what you're getting all riled up about. There are probably a million Costanzas-

FRANK: (Cutting him off) Don't bring me down. (To Elaine) Do you have another copy of that photo?

ELAINE: No, I, I don't. But.. Well, the Maestro might.

FRANK: The Maestro? What Maestro?

ELAINE: He's this guy that I went to Tuscany with. He's a great guy, but I just wouldn't feel comfortable calling him.

GEORGE: Really? Why?

ELAINE: (Explaining) Because he hasn't called me since we got back.. I spilled wine on his 8 by 10 photo of one of his favorite Italian opera stars.

GEORGE: Who?

ELAINE: You know the Three Tenors?

GEORGE: Yeah.. (Trying to remember) Poverotti.. Domingo.. and.. uh.. the other guy.

ELAINE: (Nodding) The other guy.

(Scene ends)

Is this from "The Maestro"? Damn, I gotta watch this again.

Newch91

I think so. It was the episode with the pool table.

Newch91

I think so. It was the episode with the pool table.

Heisenberg

"You ask me here to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine and then say you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I've got no place to go...you're not in the mood? WELL YOU GET IN THE MOOD!"

dcfaithful

JERRY: Really. So uh, what do you do down there all day?

KRAMER: T.C.B., You know, takin' care o' business.