Seinfeld "Sufferings"
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Newch91 wrote:"Look at us. What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing??"
We should be having lunch with our sons when we're 60!7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So, let’s not just say things that are obvious fabrications!7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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I'd like to stop at the duty free shop.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
"I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:"I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time.
I shed tears the first time I saw him down that beer with the cigarette at the same time and his attempt to hold it all down.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
SALES WOMAN: Right this way, Mr. Vandelay.
GEORGE: Well, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely! My kids are gonna go crazy. I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. Preferably one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags?
SALES WOMAN: It's down the hall.
George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry.
JERRY: Oh, hello...
GEORGE: Art.
JERRY: Mr. Vandelay, of course.
SALES WOMAN: You two know each other?
Kramer bursts through the door.
SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker!
KRAMER: Uh, yes, uh, I--I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello.
SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen
KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.
JERRY: Pennypacker.
KRAMER: Vandelay.
GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.
JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?
KRAMER: The factory?
JERRY: The Saab factory?
KRAMER: Jerry, that's in Sweden.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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dcfaithful wrote:Newch91 wrote:"I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time.
I shed tears the first time I saw him down that beer with the cigarette at the same time and his attempt to hold it all down.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Jerry: Myanmar.
Kramer: What? Isn't that the discount pharmacy?Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Must re-post this because it is one of my favorite Kramer lines ever..
"I woke up in the East River, IN A SACK!!"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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Newch91 wrote:Jerry: Myanmar.
Kramer: What? Isn't that the discount pharmacy?
I love when Peterman yells and the child in the cave and he then tells Elaine it was just gibberish.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
Kramer: The masquerade is over, Jerry. Let's face it. You're thin, neat, late 30s...
Jerry: So are you.Chicago 2000 : Chicago 2003 : Chicago 2006 : Summerfest 2006 : Lollapalooza 2007 : Chicago 2009 : Noblesville (Indy) 2010 : PJ20 (East Troy) 2011 : Wrigley Field 2013 : Milwaukee (Yield) 2014 : Wrigley Field 20160 -
iamica wrote:Kramer: The masquerade is over, Jerry. Let's face it. You're thin, neat, late 30s...
Jerry: So are you.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
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"My mother caught me."Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Elaine: Newman plays tennis?
Jerry: He's fantastic!
The way Jerry says that line kills me.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
"Give me a schtickle of flouride"0
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"Elaine, I once told a woman I coined the phrase: 'pardon my French!'"Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Caveeze wrote:Must re-post this because it is one of my favorite Kramer lines ever..
"I woke up in the East River, IN A SACK!!"
I freaking love that one too!Gimli 1993
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
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bindy123 wrote:
Thanks heaps for the info Hugh...it seemed like such a big coincidence...of course there are no big coincidences or small coincidences, just coincidences!
no, there are degrees of coincidences.
would you please put out that cigarette??!!!
HOW ABOUT I PUT IT OUT ON YOUR FACE!!!Gimli 1993
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 20140 -
Heisenberg wrote:"Give me a schtickle of flouride"
if I wasn't at my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.Gimli 1993
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 20140
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