Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Look at us. What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing??"

    We should be having lunch with our sons when we're 60!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So, let’s not just say things that are obvious fabrications!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'd like to stop at the duty free shop.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time. :lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    "I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time. :lol:

    I shed tears the first time I saw him down that beer with the cigarette at the same time and his attempt to hold it all down. :lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    SALES WOMAN: Right this way, Mr. Vandelay.

    GEORGE: Well, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely! My kids are gonna go crazy. I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. Preferably one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags?

    SALES WOMAN: It's down the hall.

    George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry.

    JERRY: Oh, hello...

    GEORGE: Art.

    JERRY: Mr. Vandelay, of course.

    SALES WOMAN: You two know each other?

    Kramer bursts through the door.

    SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker!

    KRAMER: Uh, yes, uh, I--I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello.

    SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen

    KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.

    JERRY: Pennypacker.

    KRAMER: Vandelay.

    GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.

    JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

    KRAMER: The factory?

    JERRY: The Saab factory?

    KRAMER: Jerry, that's in Sweden.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    "I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time. :lol:

    I shed tears the first time I saw him down that beer with the cigarette at the same time and his attempt to hold it all down. :lol::lol:
    The fact that he does it in one sip, smoking, and the accountant doesn't break character is all amazing. I wish they kept the "blooper" one and used that in the episode. Kramer burping and letting out that scream is hilarious. :lol:
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Jerry: Myanmar.
    Kramer: What? Isn't that the discount pharmacy?
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Must re-post this because it is one of my favorite Kramer lines ever..

    "I woke up in the East River, IN A SACK!!"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Jerry: Myanmar.
    Kramer: What? Isn't that the discount pharmacy?

    :lol:

    I love when Peterman yells and the child in the cave and he then tells Elaine it was just gibberish. :lol:
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  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Kramer: The masquerade is over, Jerry. Let's face it. You're thin, neat, late 30s...

    Jerry: So are you.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    iamica wrote:
    Kramer: The masquerade is over, Jerry. Let's face it. You're thin, neat, late 30s...

    Jerry: So are you.
    Kramer's reaction always kills me. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Newch91 wrote:
    iamica wrote:
    Kramer: The masquerade is over, Jerry. Let's face it. You're thin, neat, late 30s...

    Jerry: So are you.
    Kramer's reaction always kills me. :lol:

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "My mother caught me."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Elaine: Newman plays tennis?
    Jerry: He's fantastic!

    The way Jerry says that line kills me. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Give me a schtickle of flouride"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Elaine, I once told a woman I coined the phrase: 'pardon my French!'"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Caveeze wrote:
    Must re-post this because it is one of my favorite Kramer lines ever..

    "I woke up in the East River, IN A SACK!!"

    I freaking love that one too!
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    bindy123 wrote:

    Thanks heaps for the info Hugh...it seemed like such a big coincidence...of course there are no big coincidences or small coincidences, just coincidences!

    no, there are degrees of coincidences.

    would you please put out that cigarette??!!!
    HOW ABOUT I PUT IT OUT ON YOUR FACE!!!
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Give me a schtickle of flouride"

    if I wasn't at my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.
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