Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "boutros boutros ghali"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Sal Bass
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    that's why i'm different. i can sense the slightest human suffering.
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    are ya sensing anything right about now?
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Elaine Benes: I was sittin' there, making Cup-a-Soup, singing that song from The Lion King.
    Jerry Seinfeld: "Hakuna Matata"?
    Elaine Benes: [ashamedly] I thought I was alone.
    Jerry Seinfeld: That doesn't make it right.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Kramer: You know, I've faked it before.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Kramer: You know, I've faked it before.

    Well ya know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Elaine: There's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kramer! You cannot abandon someone in the middle of an airport pick-up. It's a binding social contract.

    We.... must move forward.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Longer promo for Jerry's new web series.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=526iGwVd ... e=youtu.be
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • GivenToJam88
    GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    Love it when Kramer is talking to the high talker when he thinks he's in love with Jerry:


    Kramer: Look, I'm not judging you. In fact, we here at PBS, we have many
    programs celebrating your lifestyle. Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City,
    Gender Bending and Swinging in San Francisco. Before Stonewall about those dark
    ages when you couldn't come out of the closet, lest you be persecuted because of
    your, you know.

    Dan: No, I don't.
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Alright can we just drop all the pee pipe stuff here?"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "The Chinese Restaurant" is one of the best episodes of the series. George's Tatiana/bathroom story kills me every time. "Intestinal Requirement" :lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • GivenToJam88
    GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    This was on last night:

    George: Alright, alright ,I'll call Heather, you'll get your hat back, I will

    get a second date. Ha ha. Now watch the magic.

    [George tries to dial but gets a busy tone] Elaine: Dial 9- MERLIN.

    [George dials again and Heather picks up the phone]

    Heather: Hello?

    George: Heather Hi, it's George Costanza.

    Heather: Oy!

    When she says "Oy!" and the face that Elaine makes is priceless!
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    First episode of Jerry's new web series has Larry David.

    http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Newch91 wrote:
    First episode of Jerry's new web series has Larry David.

    http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/

    watched it earlier...meh

    hope the next one is better
    81 is now off the air

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  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    I thought it was solid. So many exchanges reminded me of the show.

    Liked how nonchalant he was with the Larry David intro..."and we did a tv series together in the 90s"
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • GivenToJam88
    GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    dcfaithful wrote:
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    Great exchange between George & Jerry:

    Jerry (picking at his moustache): You know I cannot stand this thing anymore.

    George: I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.

    Jerry: I told you, we should have taken some kind of vacation.

    George: Well why didn't we?

    Jerry: Because you said this would be better. Remember? A vacation from

    ourselves. That's what you said.

    George: What if we grew muttonchops?

    Jerry: No.

    George: Buzz cuts? Parachute pants!

    Jerry: Stop it, George. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've gotta get a job.

    George(resigned): Dammit.
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "There is a George Bonanza here to see you."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful

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