Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    dcfaithful wrote:
    JERRY: Really. So uh, what do you do down there all day?

    KRAMER: T.C.B., You know, takin' care o' business.

    You know this is my crazy time of year?!


    :lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    "Looks like a frog"
    seinfeldthefrogger.jpg
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    "Looks like a frog"
    seinfeldthefrogger.jpg

    "So do you"
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    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    seinfeldmervgriffin.jpg
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,442
    GEORGE: So she coughed.
    JERRY: Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man.
    GEORGE: Everything goes with naked.
    JERRY: When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.
    GEORGE: Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?
    JERRY: But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad.

    That was such a good episode! Also with Kramer trying to focus in the shower and that germophobe woman at Elaine's office :lol::lol:
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    GEORGE: So she coughed.
    JERRY: Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man.
    GEORGE: Everything goes with naked.
    JERRY: When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.
    GEORGE: Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?
    JERRY: But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad.

    That was such a good episode! Also with Kramer trying to focus in the shower and that germophobe woman at Elaine's office :lol::lol:


    Kramer: "Oh, just cooking up a little thank you for Puddy. Hey, how do you
    make those radish roses?"
    Jerry: "Insert a knife into the center and twist. Then, to make it bloom,
    soak it in water for thirty to forty minutes."
    Kramer: "No problem there.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Toby the heckler :lol: :x :lol::lol:
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Toby the heckler :lol: :x :lol::lol:
    :lol: I absolutely love that episode. Probably in my top 5.

    Firefighter: (to George) How do you live with yourself?
    George: It's not easy. :lol:
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    YES! the "George is dead, call me back" episode is on!!!
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Its lewd, lacivious, salacious, outrageous"
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    The Bottle Depository Parts 1 & 2. JFK golf clubs. Elaine outbids Sue Ellen. Jerry says, "And I'm here to catch a glimpse....of high society." Classic.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    The Bottle Depository Parts 1 & 2. JFK golf clubs. Elaine outbids Sue Ellen. Jerry says, "And I'm here to catch a glimpse....of high society." Classic.
    I love the way Elaine says "fifteen-thousand!"
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    'why are you returning this?'


    'spite'
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    norm wrote:
    'why are you returning this?'


    'spite'

    "I'm sorry sir, but I don't think we can refund an item for spite"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    "The Serenity Now" was on local TV last night. "Mr. Tomasulo? Wanna buy a computer? Why not?" "Costanza you're white hot!" "You're not giving away our water pick!" "Hoochimama hoochimama!"

    George: what about all those computers Lloyd Braun sold?
    Frank: he was crazy. His phone wasn't even plugged in. He just liked ringing that bell.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Jon Voight
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Newch91 wrote:
    Jon Voight

    The periodontist?
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Always cracks me. :lol::lol:

    [Jerry's Apartment, 5A. Morty and Helen are packing suitcases.]

    Jerry: Are you sure you can't stay longer?

    Morty: No, we just came for the funeral. `

    Helen: Poor Marvin Kessler, he went too early.

    Jerry: He was 96 years old.

    Morty: That had nothing to do with it, the man was out of shape.

    Helen: That's why we joined a program. We walk once around the block three times a week.

    Morty: And every morning I eat a plum.

    Jerry: Well, what ever you do, you're wearing me out.

    Helen: What about you?

    Morty: Yeah, looks like you're getting a little spare tire there, tiger.

    Jerry: Really?

    [Kramer comes in]

    Kramer: Hey, Seinfelds!

    Morty: Hey, Mr. Kramer!

    Kramer: How long are you staying?

    Helen: We just came down for a funeral.

    Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah I heard, Marvin Kessler. Boy, that makes you think. If he could go...

    Kramer's last line always kills me. :lol::lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    vant0037 wrote:
    "You're not giving away our water pick!"

    Classic line. "The Serenity Now" might be one of my absolute favorite Seinfeld episodes.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!!!


    the way Kramer says sack kills me :lol::lol:

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