Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    Were any of you aware that Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones) was an uncredited voice over artist on "The Wink" episode? I think every actor in Hollywood appeared on Seinfeld in some form or fashion.
  • vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,113
    dcfaithful wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:
    My wife emailed me today and said she had this in her head all day:

    Kramer: (knocks on desk) Is this oak?

    Manager: 'think it's pine.

    Kramer: Pine is good.
    (pause)
    Manager: Yeah. pine's okay.

    Love Stephen Root (AKA Jimmy James on "News Radio" AKA Milton on "Office Space" AKA Bill Dauterive on "King of the Hill").

    Is that the episode where Kramer tries to get $ from the bank because the guy says "Hey" instead of "Hello"?

    Yes!
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
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    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
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    2013-07-19 Wrigley
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    2014-10-09 Lincoln
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    2018-06-18 London 1
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  • vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,113
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Jon Voight
    The dentist?

    Sometimes I spell Jerry...with a G! And an I!
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
    2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
    2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
    2022-09-16 Nashville
    2023-08-31 St. Paul
    2023-09-02 St. Paul
    2023-09-05 Chicago 1
    2024-08-31 Wrigley 2
    2024-09-15 Fenway 1
    2024-09-27 Ohana 1
    2024-09-29 Ohana 2
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,029
    Gotta support the team.
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    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Gotta support the team.
    ab57f821.jpg
    :lol::lol: I could not stop laughing the first time I watched that episode. If you go back a ton of pages, you will that I, myself, was a face painter.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,029
    Newch91 wrote:
    Gotta support the team.

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    I was a face painter.
    Nice. :lol::lol::lol:
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Newch91 wrote:
    Gotta support the team.

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    I was a face painter.
    Nice. :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol: You found it! :lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,113
    Newch91 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Gotta support the team.

    dscf1496no.jpg

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    I was a face painter.
    Nice. :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol: You found it! :lol::lol:

    How old are you in that picture??? And what was the occasion? :lol:;)
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
    2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
    2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
    2022-09-16 Nashville
    2023-08-31 St. Paul
    2023-09-02 St. Paul
    2023-09-05 Chicago 1
    2024-08-31 Wrigley 2
    2024-09-15 Fenway 1
    2024-09-27 Ohana 1
    2024-09-29 Ohana 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    vant0037 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Nice. :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol: You found it! :lol::lol:

    How old are you in that picture??? And what was the occasion? :lol:;)
    17, my junior year of high school, state championship game for the basketball team. The team won, which made it better and of course, I supported the team all season.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Cat fight :corn: :corn:
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,323
    JERRY :So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
    PUDDY :I don't much care for that term.
    JERRY :Oh. Sorry, I didn't know...
    PUDDY :No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
    JERRY :I saw one once that could do sign language.
    PUDDY :Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
    JERRY :Yeah, Koko.
    PUDDY :Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five

    And my favourite Puddy line :I'll be back. We'll make out.
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Feels like an Arby's night.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • bindy123bindy123 Posts: 210
    Austicman wrote:
    JERRY :So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
    PUDDY :I don't much care for that term.
    JERRY :Oh. Sorry, I didn't know...
    PUDDY :No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
    JERRY :I saw one once that could do sign language.
    PUDDY :Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
    JERRY :Yeah, Koko.
    PUDDY :Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five

    And my favourite Puddy line :I'll be back. We'll make out.

    :D:D:D:D:D
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 Posts: 1,187
    Austicman wrote:
    JERRY :So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
    PUDDY :I don't much care for that term.
    JERRY :Oh. Sorry, I didn't know...
    PUDDY :No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
    JERRY :I saw one once that could do sign language.
    PUDDY :Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
    JERRY :Yeah, Koko.
    PUDDY :Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five

    And my favourite Puddy line :I'll be back. We'll make out.

    The Dealership is one of my favorite episodes!

    "Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! Let’s stuff Le George in Le Locker!"
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 Posts: 1,187
    TWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    How did George get the twix samples if he didn't have another $. Why wouldn't he just eat the twix. That he used in the sample testing ??? :lol::lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    LloydXmas wrote:
    How did George get the twix samples if he didn't have another $. Why wouldn't he just eat the twix. That he used in the sample testing ??? :lol::lol:

    There is really no way to explain George's dementia. :lol::lol:

    I give you... "The Candy Line-up". :corn:
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    How did George get the twix samples if he didn't have another $. Why wouldn't he just eat the twix. That he used in the sample testing ??? :lol::lol:

    There is really no way to explain George's dementia. :lol::lol:

    I give you... "The Candy Line-up". :corn:
    :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    How did George get the twix samples if he didn't have another $. Why wouldn't he just eat the twix. That he used in the sample testing ??? :lol::lol:

    There is really no way to explain George's dementia. :lol::lol:

    I give you... "The Candy Line-up". :corn:
    :lol:

    On second thought, the writing is brilliant in a sense because it just drives home how petty and low George will go in an attempt to defeat someone, or prove a very miniscule point. :lol:

    As he once said, "Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic."

    At least he is aware...

    "I am aware?!?!?!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Look at us. What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing??"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Look at us. What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing??"

    We should be having lunch with our sons when we're 60!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So, let’s not just say things that are obvious fabrications!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'd like to stop at the duty free shop.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    "I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time. :lol:

    I shed tears the first time I saw him down that beer with the cigarette at the same time and his attempt to hold it all down. :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    SALES WOMAN: Right this way, Mr. Vandelay.

    GEORGE: Well, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely! My kids are gonna go crazy. I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. Preferably one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags?

    SALES WOMAN: It's down the hall.

    George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry.

    JERRY: Oh, hello...

    GEORGE: Art.

    JERRY: Mr. Vandelay, of course.

    SALES WOMAN: You two know each other?

    Kramer bursts through the door.

    SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker!

    KRAMER: Uh, yes, uh, I--I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello.

    SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen

    KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.

    JERRY: Pennypacker.

    KRAMER: Vandelay.

    GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.

    JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

    KRAMER: The factory?

    JERRY: The Saab factory?

    KRAMER: Jerry, that's in Sweden.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    "I suck them down like Coca Cola." The way he says "Coca Cola" kills me every time. :lol:

    I shed tears the first time I saw him down that beer with the cigarette at the same time and his attempt to hold it all down. :lol::lol:
    The fact that he does it in one sip, smoking, and the accountant doesn't break character is all amazing. I wish they kept the "blooper" one and used that in the episode. Kramer burping and letting out that scream is hilarious. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Jerry: Myanmar.
    Kramer: What? Isn't that the discount pharmacy?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Must re-post this because it is one of my favorite Kramer lines ever..

    "I woke up in the East River, IN A SACK!!"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Jerry: Myanmar.
    Kramer: What? Isn't that the discount pharmacy?

    :lol:

    I love when Peterman yells and the child in the cave and he then tells Elaine it was just gibberish. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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