Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91 wrote:
    You don't even know what a write-off is.

    but they do..........and they're the ones..........writing it off........
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    norm wrote:
    well jerry and ricky produced that hbo special they did with chris rock and louis ck

    nah not that. It was either on The Daily Show or Letterman. Gervias mentioned he was having dinner with Seinfeld and then mentioned something about the development of a show.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Well I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me!
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,860
    Newch91 wrote:
    Well I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me!

    He's somebody!
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  • Newch91 wrote:
    Well I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me!

    He's somebody!

    and what about me?
    you're nobody!
    I'm just as good as him!
    you're worse........MUCH......MUCH......WORSE.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    George's (or Larry's) jealousy of Ted Danson always kills me.

    [George's car]

    GEORGE: So, I'm uh, I'm afraid we're going to have to pass.

    SUSAN: You're passing?

    GEORGE: Well, it's . . . much too low.

    SUSAN: Are you and Jerry in complete agreement on this?

    GEORGE: Ah, yeah, . . . I believe I can speak for the both of us on this.

    SUSAN: Because you know, because this is your first show this is a pretty standard deal.

    GEORGE: Standard?

    SUSAN: Yeah.

    GEORGE: Is Ted Danson's deal standard?

    SUSAN: Ted Danson?

    GEORGE: You know, the guy from Cheers.

    SUSAN: Yeah, I know who he is. (laughs) You're not Ted Danson.

    GEORGE: I didn't say I was Ted Danson.

    SUSAN: All right, I'll tell Russell tomorrow.

    GEORGE: -

    SUSAN: Oh, uh, before I forget, . . . cigars. A present from my father.

    GEORGE: Oh, uh, do I have to write him a note or something?

    SUSAN: Yeah, I am sure he'd appreciated that.

    GEORGE: But what do I say in the note?

    SUSAN: Ah, you're a writer. You'll think of something.

    GEORGE: Oh, uh, yeah, I'm a writer, (laughs)
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Lloyd Braun can do anything he wants to.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Lloyd Braun can do anything he wants to.
    :lol: Watching right now
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  • it's been in the bathroom.
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "Kruger...you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot dade with a babe...I lost my train of though"

    :lol:

    I love Frank
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,860
    Hey gum buddy
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Kruger...you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot dade with a babe...I lost my train of though"

    :lol:

    I love Frank
    :lol: Frank is the best parent in TV history. Everything out of his mouth is gold.

    "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner is here! George is dead! Call me back!"
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Kruger...you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot dade with a babe...I lost my train of though"

    :lol:

    I love Frank
    :lol: Frank is the best parent in TV history. Everything out of his mouth is gold.

    "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner is here! George is dead! Call me back!"

    Runners up:
    Homer Simpson
    Randy Marsh
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Kruger...you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot dade with a babe...I lost my train of though"

    :lol:

    I love Frank
    :lol: Frank is the best parent in TV history. Everything out of his mouth is gold.

    "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner is here! George is dead! Call me back!"

    Runners up:
    Homer Simpson
    Randy Marsh
    Terrific additions.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "You want a piece of me!?!"
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Get a good look costanza?!
  • Kramer: Frank, you have seperate beds?
    Frank: yep. that's me on the left. Estelle has the jimmy arms.
    Kramer: you can get that in your arms?
    Frank: like you wouldn't BLEEF!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kramer: Frank, you have seperate beds?
    Frank: yep. that's me on the left. Estelle has the jimmy arms.
    Kramer: you can get that in your arms?
    Frank: like you wouldn't BLEEF!

    Is that the same episode where Frank gets a pool table in a room that is far too small? :lol::lol:
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  • there's nuthin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum!
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  • dcfaithful wrote:
    Kramer: Frank, you have seperate beds?
    Frank: yep. that's me on the left. Estelle has the jimmy arms.
    Kramer: you can get that in your arms?
    Frank: like you wouldn't BLEEF!

    Is that the same episode where Frank gets a pool table in a room that is far too small? :lol::lol:

    no, but coincidentally, if you notice, that's the same room that Frank turned into "the place to be" but it was supposedly George's old room.

    it was the episode where Estelle and Frank move down to Del Boca Vista to blow through their savings, and Kramer stays there because of the fearless cat burgler trying to open his apartment door (Morty Seinfeld using his exercise equipment). It was the one where Kramer was dating Sarah Silverman.

    "you scream in your sleep". :lol:
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "Look to the cookie"
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,833
    "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

    "Who are you George Costanza?"...

    "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

    "Who are you George Costanza?"...

    "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."
    One of the best episodes ever.

    "How about I take you outside and show you what it's like!!"
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  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 Posts: 1,187
    Gotta love Regis and Kelly..."did I tell u this guy was bonkos!"
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "You stole my Jesus fish didn't you?"
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

    Festvius_Poles_296x264.jpg


    Many Christmases ago
    I went to buy a doll for my son.


    I reached for the last one they had,
    but so did another man...

    As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be

    another way
    .


    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I have seen the nipple on your soul!
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