I know, I was fixated by your diatribe about glue.
well next week i shall be discussing 'good' bacteria.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I know, I was fixated by your diatribe about glue.
well next week i shall be discussing 'good' bacteria.
Is there prereading? Will there be handouts?
Scottish people don't do handouts...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm going to CVS with coupons for the wrong items. While I write a check, I hope I'm not embarrassed while my cell phone rings like a rotary phone, meanwhile I hold up the line while the clerk tells me my coupons are for the wrong brand of Depends
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I'm going to CVS with coupons for the wrong items. While I write a check, I hope I'm not embarrassed while my cell phone rings like a rotary phone, meanwhile I hold up the line while the clerk tells me my coupons are for the wrong brand of Depends
I'm going to CVS with coupons for the wrong items. While I write a check, I hope I'm not embarrassed while my cell phone rings like a rotary phone, meanwhile I hold up the line while the clerk tells me my coupons are for the wrong brand of Depends
this is awesome
i hope you are in front of me
lol I was being sarcastic.
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I have many twenties and I'm not a dealer I do think money is filthy, however...
would you turn me down if I offered you some twenties?
money is filthy in all ascepts of being filthy.
up many strippers' underwear vaginas bras and rolled up bills for cocaine straws.
lots of drug residue on money.
old people and their bad habits.
I have many twenties and I'm not a dealer I do think money is filthy, however...
would you turn me down if I offered you some twenties?
money is filthy in all ascepts of being filthy.
up many strippers' underwear vaginas bras and rolled up bills for cocaine straws.
lots of drug residue on money.
old people and their bad habits.
oh I didn't think of that. an old woman at a retirement party could have put one of my twenties in a male dancer's g string. and now it is in my purse. I could wash my money and hang it out to dry?
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Years ago when my grandmother died we were emptying out the house she'd lived in since about 1940. She had a big, black metal telephone downstairs. You could kill someone with it, it was so heavy. Andwhen it rang you could hear it outside.
We all had a good laugh... until later when we were settling her estate and found out that she had been renting that phone from the phone company for all those years.Literally decades.
Can't even tell you how many phones she could have bought with what she paid for rent... :(
you are hilarious.
my great uncle had the exact phone only it wasn't metal.
black plastic rotary phone 4 ft long coil twisted cord.
in a phone mounting station built into the kitchen wall beside the kitchen table.
rented phones.
i remember it was like a couple bucks, maybe 3 or 4 bucks per month forever. over time inflation no doubt.
my dad discovered the fee on uncle's
phone bill.
he was shocked, we're talking 30-90 or more years of phone renting.
uncle thought it was great.
I literally cannot stop laughing right this minute reading this post by you and unlost! I am suppost to be sleeping but hadd to check this thread!
I dig the rotary phone but I think it's soooooo dumb that people now have the old black rotary phone ringtone on their cell phones!!! WTF!
senrock, that annoying ring tone (free) is the only one my husband likes. he is only 41. but
if he paid for a ring tone, isn't that just as bad as when people had to pay to rent a land line in the OLD days?
(is pjammin' still here?)
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
So, what's worse...waiting for someone to write a check, or counting coins to the exact amount??
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
What's that? Speak up. You young people mumble. That's what's wrong with your generation. None of you know how to properly e-nun-ci-ate.
*adjusts hearing aid for the 1,000th time, causing everyone in a 50 foot radius to drop to their knees and clutch their bleeding ears as piercing whistles are emitted*
I think the speed limit thing is a little more frustrating.
I'd hate to drive in Floirda....I'd freak the fuck out man.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
oh I didn't think of that. an old woman at a retirement party could have put one of my twenties in a male dancer's g string. and now it is in my purse. I could wash my money and hang it out to dry?
You could in Australia or NZ - our notes are plastic Just don't put them through the dryer or iron them :?
So, what's worse...waiting for someone to write a check, or counting coins to the exact amount??
Counting coins is worse IF after an initial counting, that old hand has to go back into that old back & search around for more pennies. Personally, that when I shift legs.
oh I didn't think of that. an old woman at a retirement party could have put one of my twenties in a male dancer's g string. and now it is in my purse. I could wash my money and hang it out to dry?
You could in Australia or NZ - our notes are plastic Just don't put them through the dryer or iron them :?
you forgot to say how pretty they are... the aussie ones that is.. ive not ever seen nz money except for coins.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I'm going to CVS with coupons for the wrong items. While I write a check, I hope I'm not embarrassed while my cell phone rings like a rotary phone, meanwhile I hold up the line while the clerk tells me my coupons are for the wrong brand of Depends
the only more boring video on the web must be a video of paint drying
that dude is the cure for insomnia!
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I think the speed limit thing is a little more frustrating.
I'd hate to drive in Floirda....I'd freak the fuck out man.
It's not just old people at all that slow down driving.
Also, it's not just the speed limit that slows things down. Driving in the left lane next to someone, not negotiating intersections properly, not understanding how to merge/yield, etc., etc.
People....all people it seems infringe on the efficiency of others.
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
I think the speed limit thing is a little more frustrating.
I'd hate to drive in Floirda....I'd freak the fuck out man.
It's not just old people at all that slow down driving.
Also, it's not just the speed limit that slows things down. Driving in the left lane next to someone, not negotiating intersections properly, not understanding how to merge/yield, etc., etc.
People....all people it seems infringe on the efficiency of others.
I notice the majority of people are not aware of what is happening in the space immediately around them.
People will be walking right towards me, I see them coming, I stop and they act startled when they get my shoulder in their teeth.
I think the speed limit thing is a little more frustrating.
I'd hate to drive in Floirda....I'd freak the fuck out man.
It's not just old people at all that slow down driving.
Also, it's not just the speed limit that slows things down. Driving in the left lane next to someone, not negotiating intersections properly, not understanding how to merge/yield, etc., etc.
People....all people it seems infringe on the efficiency of others.
I saw a young guy texting on the BW parkway with a big space in front of him and he held up traffic while he busily had both hands on his phone and did not look up. he was not old. so I agree with your last statement.
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
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I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
This world owes me so fuck you
Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me so fuck you
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideas
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideas
I had a young and optimistic point of view
I've decomposed yet my gut's getting fat
Oh my God, I'm turning out like my Dad
I'm always rude, I've a bad attitude
The world owes me so fuck you
The wife's a nag and the kids fucking up
I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me so fuck you
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well next week i shall be discussing 'good' bacteria.
Is there prereading? Will there be handouts?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Scottish people don't do handouts...
White people don't carry cash any more. But black people pay for everything in cash. One of my life observations.
lots of $20.00 bills in a dope dealers pocket.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I have many twenties and I'm not a dealer
would you turn me down if I offered you some twenties?
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
i hope you are in front of me
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
lol
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
up many strippers' underwear vaginas bras and rolled up bills for cocaine straws.
lots of drug residue on money.
old people and their bad habits.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
oh I didn't think of that. an old woman at a retirement party could have put one of my twenties in a male dancer's g string. and now it is in my purse. I could wash my money and hang it out to dry?
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
senrock, that annoying ring tone (free) is the only one my husband likes. he is only 41. but
if he paid for a ring tone, isn't that just as bad as when people had to pay to rent a land line in the OLD days?
(is pjammin' still here?)
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
"Hope you die before you get old."
Just kidding. Staying alive.
I hate it when people try to cash their Yugoslavian (Now Bosnian) Travels Checks at the Quick Mart.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
*adjusts hearing aid for the 1,000th time, causing everyone in a 50 foot radius to drop to their knees and clutch their bleeding ears as piercing whistles are emitted*
I think the speed limit thing is a little more frustrating.
I'd hate to drive in Floirda....I'd freak the fuck out man.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
You could in Australia or NZ - our notes are plastic
perhaps, your chances are a tad bit better at actually getting to see the band play ~
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
Counting coins is worse IF after an initial counting, that old hand has to go back into that old back & search around for more pennies. Personally, that when I shift legs.
you forgot to say how pretty they are... the aussie ones that is.. ive not ever seen nz money except for coins.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
That's because you get to smoke a J
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Oy Vey!
It's not just old people at all that slow down driving.
Also, it's not just the speed limit that slows things down. Driving in the left lane next to someone, not negotiating intersections properly, not understanding how to merge/yield, etc., etc.
People....all people it seems infringe on the efficiency of others.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
I notice the majority of people are not aware of what is happening in the space immediately around them.
People will be walking right towards me, I see them coming, I stop and they act startled when they get my shoulder in their teeth.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
This world owes me so fuck you
Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me so fuck you
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideas
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideas
I had a young and optimistic point of view
I've decomposed yet my gut's getting fat
Oh my God, I'm turning out like my Dad
I'm always rude, I've a bad attitude
The world owes me so fuck you
The wife's a nag and the kids fucking up
I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me so fuck you
the grouch - Green Day