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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    cdp1223 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Also....am I wrong in thinking that ants in the panties might be an improvement to the day?

    Maybe thats just me..... :?
    suppose it depends on the ant.
    Fire ants? Umm , would think no.
    Common black ant, quite possibly.
    Somehow I don't think I want to be the guinea pig on this one.

    Good decision.

    Trust me.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mickeyrat wrote:
    satans kitchen wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*


    Dammit that sux!!!
    Any word if we can hang and stone Black Diamond for the fraud??
    Man , what wrong with you people? Unlost lobs one over the plate and this is all we get in 4 pages? WTF?!?!?!!

    Ants in her pant(ie)s. Rich with possiblilities

    I like a challenge...I'll leave t-ball to the kiddies
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    I like a challenge...I'll leave t-ball to the kiddies
    So....what was this you were saying about masochism a few pages back? :think: :twisted:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,024
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.


    Some smaller than others :twisted:
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    KoMyAss wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    bitching thread.....grggrgrgrr :twisted:


    U N I T Y, who ya callin a Bitch?
    Fuck your couch
    I'll be back
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.
    i'll be damned.
    this is mind boggling.
    what do i do?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.


    seriously....the guy gives up being mean for like 2 days....he comes back, his jabs sporadic and weak.....i mean, you get credit for your poem a few pages back...but now im not so sure this is the real chad...can someone check under the hood???
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    chadwick wrote:
    i'll be damned.
    this is mind boggling.
    what do i do?
    The options are really endless. :shock:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    satans kitchen wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.


    seriously....the guy gives up being mean for like 2 days....he comes back, his jabs sporadic and weak.....i mean, you get credit for your poem a few pages back...but now im not so sure this is the real chad...can someone check under the hood???
    NOT IT!
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i'll be damned.
    this is mind boggling.
    what do i do?

    Lick It Flip it
    Stick it and Spank it.
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Sigh......back to our regularly scheduled hating.
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    KoMyAss wrote:
    i'll be damned.
    this is mind boggling.
    what do i do?

    Lick It Flip it
    Stick it and Spank it.

    wheres norm when u need a pic :o
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    satans kitchen wrote:
    KoMyAss wrote:
    i'll be damned.
    this is mind boggling.
    what do i do?

    Lick It Flip it
    Stick it and Spank it.

    wheres norm when u need a pic :o
    I don't think any of us want to know the answer to that queston..... :shock:
  • elvistheking44elvistheking44 Posts: 4,450
    76 just today? Boss not around? How crappy can it really be? :roll:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    ofthegirl99 wrote:
    76 just today? Boss not around? How crappy can it really be? :roll:
    You wanna get shanked? :lol:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.

    Hating you both right now for making me snort with laughter at my desk, thus tipping off the ever-disapproving colleague that I am not, in fact, writing a report about cardiovascular surgery.
    "No, really, I was writing about ventricular septal defects and just cracked myself up!"
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    ofthegirl99 wrote:
    76 just today? Boss not around? How crappy can it really be? :roll:
    And no, he isn't. :lol:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ants in the panties.
    what a fantastic time to be an ant.

    this could be part of ed's little wish tune.

    i wish i was an ant in her panties.
    i'd dig a hole and move in.

    :? :crazy: :wtf:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.

    Hating you both right now for making me snort with laughter at my desk, thus tipping off the ever-disapproving colleague that I am not, in fact, writing a report about cardiovascular surgery.
    "No, really, I was writing about ventricular septal defects and just cracked myself up!"


    i never understood the whole snorting bit.
    please explain.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Umm Chad?
    How long since you've been with a woman?
    There's no need to dig a hole.
    They come ready made that way.

    Hating you both right now for making me snort with laughter at my desk, thus tipping off the ever-disapproving colleague that I am not, in fact, writing a report about cardiovascular surgery.
    "No, really, I was writing about ventricular septal defects and just cracked myself up!"


    i never understood the whole snorting bit.
    please explain.

    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    DEFINITE NO!
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    cdp1223 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    DEFINITE NO!

    Hmmm. I suspect Chadwick is capable of finding beauty in that... ;)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Hmmm. I suspect Chadwick is capable of finding beauty in that... ;)
    Touche.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,024
    cdp1223 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    DEFINITE NO!
    but Chad,
    when it happens you KNOW
    you've hit the laughter G-spot!
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    mickeyrat wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    DEFINITE NO!
    but Chad,
    when it happens you KNOW
    you've hit the laughter G-spot!

    :thumbup:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Hmmm. I suspect Chadwick is capable of finding beauty in that... ;)
    i am.

    question.....
    is there beauty in some chic passing gas?
    laughing so hard she snorts, funny, this kinda beautiful fun?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat wrote:
    but Chad,
    when it happens you KNOW
    you've hit the laughter G-spot!
    g-spot?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Hmmm. I suspect Chadwick is capable of finding beauty in that... ;)
    i am.

    question.....
    is there beauty in some chic passing gas?
    laughing so hard she snorts, funny, this kinda beautiful fun?

    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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