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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlostdogs wrote:
    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    but Chad
    when it happens you KNOW
    you've hit the laughter G-spot!

    Agreed.

    When the snort hits, its uncontrollable, and embarassing, but its the epitification of funny.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:


    My AC was at 58 degrees when I got to work. Now it's 63 degrees. ...that's probably not helping you, eh? :P
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:


    My AC was at 58 degrees when I got to work. Now it's 63 degrees. ...that's probably not helping you, eh? :P
    Awwww......you old rat bastard. I didn't miss you one bit. :twisted:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    Hmmm. I suspect Chadwick is capable of finding beauty in that... ;)
    i am.

    question.....
    is there beauty in some chic passing gas?
    laughing so hard she snorts, funny, this kinda beautiful fun?

    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...

    what would be that funny to make you do that? :think:
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,031
    norm wrote:
    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...

    what would be that funny to make you do that? :think:
    You asked for a challenge, didn't you? :mrgreen:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS DAY ALREADY! Fuckin busy to, This is BullShit!

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  • FUCK this day is right...and every other day that includes working for that matter

    what is it about other people, that make them decide they dont want to do their job....even tho they have the easiest job in the world..instead they want to leave it for the next person to pick up....who is ALWAYS me....the next person...pickin up all the pieces that you shitholes left behind you cocksmoking fuckholes i swear to the DUDE
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    that im gonna go apeshit someday and lash out on these motherfuckers...

    oh, you have to leave work early cuz your kid's bullshit....oh, thats nice..i'll work harder, i'll work longer...just bend me over i'll finish your shit u left behind u bitch ass mofo

    aaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

    CDP.....wheres that ballpoint pen at?!?!?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    FUCK this day is right...and every other day that includes working for that matter

    what is it about other people, that make them decide they dont want to do their job....even tho they have the easiest job in the world..instead they want to leave it for the next person to pick up....who is ALWAYS me....the next person...pickin up all the pieces that you shitholes left behind you cocksmoking fuckholes i swear to the DUDE
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    that im gonna go apeshit someday and lash out on these motherfuckers...

    oh, you have to leave work early cuz your kid's bullshit....oh, thats nice..i'll work harder, i'll work longer...just bend me over i'll finish your shit u left behind u bitch ass mofo

    aaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

    CDP.....wheres that ballpoint pen at?!?!?

    So, um, you're upset about something?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    mickeyrat wrote:
    norm wrote:
    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...

    what would be that funny to make you do that? :think:
    You asked for a challenge, didn't you? :mrgreen:

    *avoids eye contact*
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  • FUCK this day is right...and every other day that includes working for that matter

    what is it about other people, that make them decide they dont want to do their job....even tho they have the easiest job in the world..instead they want to leave it for the next person to pick up....who is ALWAYS me....the next person...pickin up all the pieces that you shitholes left behind you cocksmoking fuckholes i swear to the DUDE
    the_dude_abides.jpg

    that im gonna go apeshit someday and lash out on these motherfuckers...

    oh, you have to leave work early cuz your kid's bullshit....oh, thats nice..i'll work harder, i'll work longer...just bend me over i'll finish your shit u left behind u bitch ass mofo

    aaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

    CDP.....wheres that ballpoint pen at?!?!?

    So, um, you're upset about something?

    i said that out loud huh :oops: :lol: fuckers
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    The way this morning just started, you're probably right.
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  • pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    maybe if you started it on a Friday afternoon...By then we'll all be completly fed up with our co-workers and bosses and maybe, just maybe partake in some workplace violence....shank a few co workers....then Everthing would be Amazing....and I would find my way to your thread :angel: :twisted:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    That is my motto, so I would reply.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    maybe if you started it on a Friday afternoon...By then we'll all be completly fed up with our co-workers and bosses and maybe, just maybe partake in some workplace violence....shank a few co workers....then Everthing would be Amazing....and I would find my way to your thread :angel: :twisted:
    :shock:
    Maybe a Saturday would be better ;):lol:
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    perfect! that was hilarious, love that guy! thank you for posting!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    depends how you quantify "everything" ... cos leprosy isnt amazing... neither is Mick Hucknall... but if Mick Hucknall actually got leprosy, then yes, it'd be amazing.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    *avoids eye contact*

    Ha-Ha! Your doggy head IS turned afterall.

    Is that your beagle?
  • LauriLauri Posts: 748
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:

    dude, I have functioning AC in my office and I've been feeling this way for months.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Lauri wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:

    dude, I have functioning AC in my office and I've been feeling this way for months.
    you ppl are violent
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    DangDang wrote:
    *avoids eye contact*

    Ha-Ha! Your doggy head IS turned afterall.

    Is that your beagle?

    Even dogs can be embarrassed. :lol:

    She isn't a beagle, she's a Treeing Walker Coonhound. They've got the same coloring as beagles, but are much bigger, and more lightly built. Kind of like a streamlined foxhound. If asked, she'd say that she's hers and hers alone (but we'd all acknowledge that she's actually mine) ;) .
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  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    That is my motto, so I would reply.


    I thought your motto was: "I'm so smart! S-m-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t!"
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinFrog wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    That is my motto, so I would reply.


    I thought your motto was: "I'm so smart! S-m-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t!"

    It was until I noticed the spelling errors...
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    BinFrog wrote:
    That is my motto, so I would reply.


    I thought your motto was: "I'm so smart! S-m-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t!"

    It was until I noticed the spelling errors...

    Ooh, you are smart!
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    BinFrog wrote:
    That is my motto, so I would reply.


    I thought your motto was: "I'm so smart! S-m-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t!"

    It was until I noticed the spelling errors...

    I stand korectid
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
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