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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    hello happy fuckers,.
    Hey shithead :wave:
    i didn't think ppl from utah used such language
    well done mr. dcfaithful
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    true, but when she does that, just throw skittles at her...settles her right down
    I can't argue with the truth.

    Or Reese's Pieces.
    et-reeses.jpg
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    hello happy fuckers,.
    Hey shithead :wave:
    i didn't think ppl from utah used such language
    well done mr. dcfaithful

    Ask cdp, she knows all about the Utah mis-conceptions.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*
    EXACTLY.
    Glad we could bring you down to our level. You're welcome for ruining your day. :D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    satans kitchen wrote:

    theres always Viagra if u miss your calling ;)
    and that would be terrible (just to try and stay on topic here :lol: )


    I take that shit recreationally.

    For giggles, I like to run down supermarket aisles knocking all the products to the floor. Nobody cares because their distracted by...uhh....

    back on topic. :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Ask cdp, she knows all about the Utah mis-conceptions.
    I'll never tell!!!!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Ask cdp, she knows all about the Utah mis-conceptions.
    I'll never tell!!!!

    Secrets aren't allowed out here on the prairie.

    Good luck keeping it from my other 7 wives.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Ask cdp, she knows all about the Utah mis-conceptions.
    I'll never tell!!!!

    yes you will
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Ask cdp, she knows all about the Utah mis-conceptions.
    I'll never tell!!!!

    yes you will
    NUH UH!!!!
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Ask cdp, she knows all about the Utah mis-conceptions.
    I'll never tell!!!!

    Secrets aren't allowed out here on the prairie.

    Good luck keeping it from my other 7 wives.
    Is CDP gonna have to choke a bitch?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    satans kitchen wrote:

    theres always Viagra if u miss your calling ;)
    and that would be terrible (just to try and stay on topic here :lol: )


    I take that shit recreationally.

    For giggles, I like to run down supermarket aisles knocking all the products to the floor. Nobody cares because their distracted by...uhh....

    back on topic. :twisted:

    a 21 year old taking viagra is the very definition of overkill!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dcfaithful wrote:
    satans kitchen wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    hello happy fuckers,.

    :clap:

    its official...the party has started
    glad u could make it....this is the only place where your complaints will be heard :D

    Yes, but damnit, I expect it to be poetic. :evil:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*


    Dammit that sux!!!
    Any word if we can hang and stone Black Diamond for the fraud??
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything
    Oh how I've missed you.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    satans kitchen wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    hello happy fuckers,.

    :clap:

    its official...the party has started
    glad u could make it....this is the only place where your complaints will be heard :D
    i am very sad to be here.
    i hope to be leaving soon.
    this is terrible.

    everything is shit.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    satans kitchen wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*


    Dammit that sux!!!
    Any word if we can hang and stone Black Diamond for the fraud??
    I will approve this motion.
    Can I get a second?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    a 21 year old taking viagra is the very definition of overkill!


    It's the key to my mom rampage.

    Suck it bitches.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    satans kitchen wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I was going to inject a post of pure sunshine and rainbows here.

    I went out at lunch and sat on the giant gnarled root of a gorgeous tree, in the shade in the lovely garden. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and thinking, "Today doesn't suck!"

    Then I realized there were ants crawling all over me. Including up my skirt.

    Went back to the office, feeling like my skin is crawling, and had a voice mail from the bank saying cheerfully, "This is the fraud division. Please call us right away."

    Maybe it does suck after all.

    *goes to bathroom to shake ants out of panties*




    Dammit that sux!!!
    Any word if we can hang and stone Black Diamond for the fraud??

    I'm thinking we should do that anyway. I'm sure he's done something to deserve it.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    With your approval, I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass cheek.

    Right or left? :problem:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    chadwick wrote:
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    masterpiece...even when ur not trying
    can i get this framed and signed?
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    With your approval, I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass cheek.

    Right or left? :problem:


    I'd go left
    I think right is the gay cheek :lol:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    satans kitchen wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    masterpiece...even when ur not trying
    can i get this framed and signed?


    Me too...but on my ass cheek.

    I'll tattoo your signature.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    satans kitchen wrote:


    I'd go left
    I think right is the gay cheek :lol:

    It definitely is the one that gets the most smacking.

    :shock: :?

    Did I just say that?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    With your approval, I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass cheek.

    Right or left? :problem:
    half & half
    one side gets one half
    the other gets the other
    and you'll need my signature.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    With your approval, I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass cheek.

    Right or left? :problem:

    taint
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Me too...but on my ass cheek.

    I'll tattoo your signature.
    Is there even enough room on your scrawny ass for that? :twisted:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    With your approval, I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass cheek.

    Right or left? :problem:

    taint
    Ah.....is it taint o' clock already??
    Time is flying today!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Me too...but on my ass cheek.

    I'll tattoo your signature.
    Is there even enough room on your scrawny ass for that? :twisted:

    I've got some major junk in the trunk honey. Where do you think all that beer goes to?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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