Everything is terrible.

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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Me too...but on my ass cheek.

    I'll tattoo your signature.
    Is there even enough room on your scrawny ass for that? :twisted:

    I've got some major junk in the trunk honey. Where do you think all that beer goes to?
    HA!
    This thread is useless without pic...........wait......ahem. Nevermind. :?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i have zero poetic shit for such terribleness
    i cant come close

    everything is shit
    shit is everything

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    shit is everything

    With your approval, I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass cheek.

    Right or left? :problem:

    taint
    omg omg omg omg omg omg
    omelets melt glue omelets melt glue omelets melt glue
    omg omg omg

    normy, you are sick.
    sick si ck sick
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    HA!
    This thread is useless without pic...........wait......ahem. Nevermind. :?

    I'm 21 and extremely immature. You've just opened the floodgates.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    omelets melt glue omelets melt glue omelets melt glue

    i always wondered what 'omg' meant...thanks chad!!
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    HA!
    This thread is useless without pic...........wait......ahem. Nevermind. :?

    I'm 21 and extremely immature. You've just opened the floodgates.
    goggles.jpg
    THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    omelets melt glue omelets melt glue omelets melt glue

    i always wondered what 'omg' meant...thanks chad!!
    He is truly a font of knowledge.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    omelets melt glue omelets melt glue omelets melt glue

    i always wondered what 'omg' meant...thanks chad!!
    He is truly a font of knowledge.


    sans serif or true type?
  • dcfaithful wrote:
    I take that shit recreationally.

    For giggles, I like to run down supermarket aisles knocking all the products to the floor. Nobody cares because their distracted by...uhh....


    Youve inspired me...my new band name in the next Rock Band will be

    ..............drumroll please................




    Recreational Boners :lol:
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    OH....and another thing that is terrible.....hot girls with TERRIBLE TERRIBLE laughs. The girl across from me looks like a model and sounds like a howler monkey.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:

    sans serif or true type?

    Anything but fucking comic sans please.

    :evil: :evil: :evil:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I take that shit recreationally.

    For giggles, I like to run down supermarket aisles knocking all the products to the floor. Nobody cares because their distracted by...uhh....


    Youve inspired me...my new band name in the next Rock Band will be

    ..............drumroll please................




    Recreational Boners :lol:

    :lol::lol:

    600full-airheads-screenshot.jpg
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I take that shit recreationally.

    For giggles, I like to run down supermarket aisles knocking all the products to the floor. Nobody cares because their distracted by...uhh....


    Youve inspired me...my new band name in the next Rock Band will be

    ..............drumroll please................




    Recreational Boners :lol:

    I wan fucking royalties.

    Or at least to be a member of your new band. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    don't office ppl have that upright needle thing for slamming papers onto, like impaling one's co-workers?
    yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:

    :lol::lol:

    600full-airheads-screenshot.jpg

    Oh god...I'm afraid to know which one I'll be.... :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    don't office ppl have that upright needle thing for slamming papers onto, like impaling one's co-workers?
    yes/no?


    dc has one..what with all that viagra :P
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:

    sans serif or true type?
    font1    /fɒnt/ Show Spelled[font] Show IPA
    –noun
    ....
    3. a productive source: The book is a font of useful tips for travelers.
    ...

    Don't fuck with me....I was an English major. :lol:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    chadwick wrote:
    don't office ppl have that upright needle thing for slamming papers onto, like impaling one's co-workers?
    yes/no?
    OH god....I wish!!!!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:

    sans serif or true type?
    font1    /fɒnt/ Show Spelled[font] Show IPA
    –noun
    ....
    3. a productive source: The book is a font of useful tips for travelers.
    ...

    Don't fuck with me....I was an English major. :lol:


    yeah well don't fuck with me i was a smartass major!!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    don't office ppl have that upright needle thing for slamming papers onto, like impaling one's co-workers?
    yes/no?


    dc has one..what with all that viagra :P


    Feel free to use it at your own risk. I've got a repair guy coming later this week to fix the spicket...

    Did I go too far??? :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    yeah well don't fuck with me i was a smartass major!!
    Don't make me come over there.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:

    sans serif or true type?
    font1    /fɒnt/ Show Spelled[font] Show IPA
    –noun
    ....
    3. a productive source: The book is a font of useful tips for travelers.
    ...

    Don't fuck with me....I was an English major. :lol:


    yeah well don't fuck with me i was a smartass major!!

    I'm here to take your crown. :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    don't office ppl have that upright needle thing for slamming papers onto, like impaling one's co-workers?
    yes/no?


    dc has one..what with all that viagra :P


    Feel free to use it at your own risk. I've got a repair guy coming later this week to fix the spicket...

    Did I go too far??? :?
    Is there such a thing?

    Too far? hmm.....does not compute....
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Is there such a thing?

    Too far? hmm.....does not compute....

    There is no such thing as too far when taking Viagra.... :P
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    yeah well don't fuck with me i was a smartass major!!
    Don't make me come over there.


    good luck...you'd have to drive a car :P
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited July 2010
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    yeah well don't fuck with me i was a smartass major!!
    Don't make me come over there.


    good luck...you'd have to drive a car :P


    cdp....what's worse, fertilizer or that homeless B.O. smell often associated with public transportation?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    yeah well don't fuck with me i was a smartass major!!
    Don't make me come over there.


    good luck...you'd have to drive a car :P
    Not a problem....I can actually do that, you know. Dickweed.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    good luck...you'd have to drive a car :P
    Not a problem....I can actually do that, you know. Dickweed.


    all evidence to the contrary :mrgreen:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:

    cdp....what's worse, fertilizer or that homeless B.O. smell often associated with public transportation?
    Hmmmmmm.....I'm gonna go with B.
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    good luck...you'd have to drive a car :P
    Not a problem....I can actually do that, you know. Dickweed.


    all evidence to the contrary :mrgreen:
    Ohhhh it's so good to be back, you insufferable assholes.
  • norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I take that shit recreationally.

    For giggles, I like to run down supermarket aisles knocking all the products to the floor. Nobody cares because their distracted by...uhh....


    Youve inspired me...my new band name in the next Rock Band will be

    ..............drumroll please................




    Recreational Boners :lol:

    :lol::lol:

    600full-airheads-screenshot.jpg




    :lol::lol::lol: Brenden Fraser.....i couldnt have chosen better :lol::lol::lol:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



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