Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

We are kindred... now where is my wallet?

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

We are kindred... now where is my wallet?

I didn't take it and I'm pretty sure I might be telling the truth for a change.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

We are kindred... now where is my wallet?

I didn't take it and I'm pretty sure I might be telling the truth for a change.

And the truth.....shall set you free.

eyedclaar

If you order now, you will receive such classic hits as:

In The Eye

Although the questions
Contradictions
And scattered condemnations
Will surely return
Tonight
The stars are quiet
And I am grateful
To be left
With my bottle of wine
A waning moon candle
And the company
Of sleeping cats

Jo

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

eyedclaar

Jo wrote:

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Jo

eyedclaar wrote:

Jo wrote:

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Why yes, yes I am, thankyou. But I think it is mainly because of my hair do.

Phantom Pain

Jo wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Jo wrote:

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Why yes, yes I am, thankyou. But I think it is mainly because of my hair do.

Is that "Hair Gel?"

ZiggyStar

So you're finally published, eyed....a BIG congratulations from me! :thumbup:

I can't buy yours....because I still haven't bought Chadwick's....but I will buy them both soon! I'm saving to move countries so I'm being tight as fuck right now....

I want my copy signed too....seriously....if I buy your book from wherever and get it shipped to you, will you sign it and then post it to me? I'll pay all postage etc.

I may stalk you though once you tell me your address...but it will only be a few months of the year....I won't go overboard.

ZiggyStar

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me. 8-)

Jo

Phantom Pain wrote:

Jo wrote:

[quote="eyedclaar

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Why yes, yes I am, thankyou. But I think it is mainly because of my hair do.

Is that "Hair Gel?"[/quote]

It is a little something we like to call Pearl Jam

Claireack

How to Seduce Australia's Finest Sheilas???? What about all us English Roses?

eyedclaar

ZiggyStar wrote:

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me. 8-)

My own mother wouldn't buy my book if it cost $30. Anyhoo, you're awesome. Thanks for supporting my writing efforts. I don't even have a copy of my book yet, but the first shipment should arrive this week. Then I will send you a pm and we'll work out the details.

Weeeeee! Oh sorry, forgot who I was talking to. I meant, goddamn fuckin'-a right.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me. 8-)

My own mother wouldn't buy my book if it cost $30. Anyhoo, you're awesome. Thanks for supporting my writing efforts. I don't even have a copy of my book yet, but the first shipment should arrive this week. Then I will send you a pm and we'll work out the details.

Weeeeee! Oh sorry, forgot who I was talking to. I meant, goddamn fuckin'-a right.

I agree - the way you turned out, your mother doesn't deserve a free copy.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me. 8-)

My own mother wouldn't buy my book if it cost $30. Anyhoo, you're awesome. Thanks for supporting my writing efforts. I don't even have a copy of my book yet, but the first shipment should arrive this week. Then I will send you a pm and we'll work out the details.

Weeeeee! Oh sorry, forgot who I was talking to. I meant, goddamn fuckin'-a right.

I agree - the way you turned out, your mother doesn't deserve a free copy.

Hey she did what she could. She found me as an infant living amongst the C.H.U.D.'s.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

Hey she did what she could. She found me as an infant living amongst the C.H.U.D.'s.

that's C.H.A.D.'s not C.H.U.D.'s.

Claireack

Sexual origami - fantastic!! I'll go and buy the paper.

Dissidentman

Claireack wrote:

Sexual origami - fantastic!! I'll go and buy the paper.

if you have paper wouldn't it just be "regular" origami?

Claireack

Dissidentman wrote:

Claireack wrote:

Sexual origami - fantastic!! I'll go and buy the paper.

if you have paper wouldn't it just be "regular" origami?

It depends what you are doing at the same time as the origami, or what you are making with the paper I guess.

Ooooo found this;

http://www.trendhunter.com/photos/4928

Can't wait until the instructions arrive

eyedclaar

It is now available on Amazon if that is easier for anyone. Thanks gang! You guys kick much ass.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 606&sr=1-1