Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

chadwick

eyed...
you're a god damn comedian

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

eyed...
you're a god damn comedian

My real father is no doubt rolling over in his grave. Ah well, I'd still kill a motherfucker; I'd just make jokes while doing so.

Claireack

Really surprised - mine has arrived in blighty already . WEAR A MASK WHILE OPENING THE PARCEL - I think my free gift must have been a virus, as there was nothing else in the package, if I'm not on the board for a while it's because I'm being decontaminated. I wish I'd got it signed as well now - oh well too late.

Anyway, look forward to reading it

eyedclaar

Claireack wrote:

Really surprised - mine has arrived in blighty already . WEAR A MASK WHILE OPENING THE PARCEL - I think my free gift must have been a virus, as there was nothing else in the package, if I'm not on the board for a while it's because I'm being decontaminated. I wish I'd got it signed as well now - oh well too late.

Anyway, look forward to reading it

That's so cool. Guess what? I don't even have a copy of my own book yet. I'm still waiting for my shipment to arrive. Yeah, when you order the book directly, it never passes through my hands, so I can't sign it, or stuff the package full of spitting cobras.

Maybe one day, we'll meet in person and I'll sign it for you then. Let me know what you think and if there is a particular poem you really like.

Thanks, Claireack!

norm

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Dissidentman

norm wrote:

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Have a big tarp ready...

eyedclaar

norm wrote:

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Very soon, my western amigo. How was the east coast? Would I really feel obligated to punch everyone in the throat, or is that just my imagination at work?

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

norm wrote:

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Have a big tarp ready...

Plastic tarps don't work, you still leave a trail of blood. You need something absorbent, like a roll of Brawny papertowels or something. :twisted:

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

norm wrote:

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Very soon, my western amigo. How was the east coast? Would I really feel obligated to punch everyone in the throat, or is that just my imagination at work?

it's a requirement...check out my knuckles



but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

eyedclaar

norm wrote:

but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

Interesting. If these NYC goats are literate, I may have to actually focus on some marketing efforts in that region. They'd be interested in what their Idahoan brethren are up to, I'm almost positive.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

norm wrote:

but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

Interesting. If these NYC goats are literate, I may have to actually focus on some marketing efforts in that region. They'd be interested in what their Idahoan brethren are up to, I'm almost positive.

"Idahoan brethren"

All 8 of you???

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

norm wrote:

but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

Interesting. If these NYC goats are literate, I may have to actually focus on some marketing efforts in that region. They'd be interested in what their Idahoan brethren are up to, I'm almost positive.

"Idahoan brethren"

All 8 of you???

It makes it easier to find us. Here is my address:

eyedclaar
#3
Idaho

My phone number is (208)000-0007

Yeah, I got an address early on, but held out on the whole phone technology.
I

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

It makes it easier to find us. Here is my address:

eyedclaar
#3
Idaho

My phone number is (208)000-0007

Yeah, I got an address early on, but held out on the whole phone technology.
I

lol...that's good shit!

I feel bad for #2.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

It makes it easier to find us. Here is my address:

eyedclaar
#3
Idaho

My phone number is (208)000-0007

Yeah, I got an address early on, but held out on the whole phone technology.
I

lol...that's good shit!

I feel bad for #2.

Don't. That crusty old bastard lives in a cave about 50 miles over and every three months like clockwork he sends a messenger pigeon telling me to turn my music down.

chiquimonkey

norm wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

norm wrote:

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Very soon, my western amigo. How was the east coast? Would I really feel obligated to punch everyone in the throat, or is that just my imagination at work?

it's a requirement...check out my knuckles



but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

Awwww did they get more goats since the last time I went? :( *tear*

Eyed I will definitely check your book out!

eyedclaar

chiquimonkey wrote:

Awwww did they get more goats since the last time I went? :( *tear*

Eyed I will definitely check your book out!

Yay! I was actually hoping to orchestrate some kind of trade for one of your shirts or something. Maybe something slinky for the wife? Got anything like that?

chiquimonkey

eyedclaar wrote:

chiquimonkey wrote:

Awwww did they get more goats since the last time I went? :( *tear*

Eyed I will definitely check your book out!

Yay! I was actually hoping to orchestrate some kind of trade for one of your shirts or something. Maybe something slinky for the wife? Got anything like that?

Hmmm I have tank tops, not really slinky though! Haven't ventured into the PJ-nitie world yet

eyedclaar

chiquimonkey wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

chiquimonkey wrote:

Awwww did they get more goats since the last time I went? :( *tear*

Eyed I will definitely check your book out!

Yay! I was actually hoping to orchestrate some kind of trade for one of your shirts or something. Maybe something slinky for the wife? Got anything like that?

Hmmm I have tank tops, not really slinky though! Haven't ventured into the PJ-nitie world yet

Alright, a tank top will most likely do. We'll chat pm style soon.

eyedclaar

Alright, who wants some?

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright, who wants some?

I'll take 1/2 a pound.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright, who wants some?

I'll take 1/2 a pound.

I assume that's just for Memorial Day, otherwise you'd be buying in real quantity, yes?

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright, who wants some?

I'll take 1/2 a pound.

I assume that's just for Memorial Day, otherwise you'd be buying in real quantity, yes?

That's just for my next bathroom break.

ZiggyStar

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

eyedclaar

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

hmmm.... you sure it wasn't one of these parties you stumbled on?

ZiggyStar

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

hahahaha!!! I haven't been paranoid like that for a long time. I remember when I was about 18 my friend got the most awesome acid I'd had so I had three tabs....it was a white room with white tiles and Mario Kart on Nintendo 64 had just come out and we played that ALLLL night long! Sooo fucking cool! Rainbow Road kicked arse that night. Anyway, we were all sitting there in this WHITE room which probably wasn't that white but you know how bright shit gets when you've had acid...about 6 of us are talking and suddenly we all look down at the the bright white tiles at the same time and see this black and white striped caterpiller slowly making it's way across the floor between out feet...about 2.5 inches long....but with THREE black antennas with curls on the end?! Three of them!? It was the craziest caterpiller we'd ever seen....and we followed it for what seemed like hours. We actually had turns following it while we went to smoke pot in shifts so we wouldn't lose this caterpiller! For the REST of the night, all I could see were imaginary black and white caterpillers against the white tiles and white walls. Your bear story just reminded me of that. One of the best nights of my life! Thanks for jogging that memory.

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

you're the only person i know that when told there are grizzlies near by decides to smoke chronic and go all leonard nimoy in search of

eyedclaar

norm wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

you're the only person i know that when told there are grizzlies near by decides to smoke chronic and go all leonard nimoy in search of

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them? Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them? Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

SPOILER ALERT


turned out to be a pile of poop.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them? Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

SPOILER ALERT


turned out to be a pile of poop.

it was probably the jeagler's neighbor's dog shitting in the mountains out near eyed's home.