Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I'm sorry, I only read books with 99 pages or less. Choose 11 pages I can go without, and I'll run right out to Barnes and Noble.

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.

I'd ask the glaring question, but I'm not sure I want to know...

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I'm sorry, I only read books with 99 pages or less. Choose 11 pages I can go without, and I'll run right out to Barnes and Noble.

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.

I'd ask the glaring question, but I'm not sure I want to know...

Oh, you know alright.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.

Dissidentman wrote:

I'd ask the glaring question, but I'm not sure I want to know...

eyedclaar wrote:

Oh, you know alright.

oh, the shame...

polaris_x

i vote for:

"Read About Jessica Alba's First Lesbian Experience"

as your next thread title ...

eyedclaar

polaris_x wrote:

i vote for:

"Read About Jessica Alba's First Lesbian Experience"

as your next thread title ...

Now we're talkin'! Don't mind if I do steal that at some point...

chadwick

i could use some tutelage in the art of gambling.
i've lost many card games. (money)

note to self...

do not play cards for money while slamming whiskey shots & smoking weed all while writing down what card game is being played so you know where you are from one moment to the next :?

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Me, since you asked.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Me, since you asked.

you care about me losing @ poker games?
you are very kind.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Me, since you asked.

you care about me losing @ poker games?
you are very kind.

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
for you my friend

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
for you my friend

Who has had more plastic surgery, Kenny or Joan Rivers?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
for you my friend

Who has had more plastic surgery, Kenny or Joan Rivers?

i heard kenny's roger is solid latex

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

i heard kenny's roger is solid latex

Wow, an "actual" Ken doll.

eyedclaar

Here is the real Kenny Rogers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu3c6hUqMpk

PearlOfAGirl

chadwick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvm_sCsA7o
hammerdonkeying

Hammerdonkey

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

eyedclaar

Hammerdonkey wrote:

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

You crazy, mang! This is an actual excerpt taken from Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines detailing the last Hammerdonkey hunt I was on.

The Fever

A steady hiss
Of ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole
As blood streams
Across my boots
And I laugh
When we kick his body
Down the mountain
But it wasn’t
My bullet
Stabbing the heart
And deflating it
Like a red balloon

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

You crazy, mang! This is an actual excerpt taken from Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines detailing the last Hammerdonkey hunt I was on.

The Fever

A steady hiss
Of ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole
As blood streams
Across my boots
And I laugh
When we kick his body
Down the mountain
But it wasn’t
My bullet
Stabbing the heart
And deflating it
Like a red balloon

"ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole"

What a coincidence, this just happened to me!

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

You crazy, mang! This is an actual excerpt taken from Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines detailing the last Hammerdonkey hunt I was on.

The Fever

A steady hiss
Of ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole
As blood streams
Across my boots
And I laugh
When we kick his body
Down the mountain
But it wasn’t
My bullet
Stabbing the heart
And deflating it
Like a red balloon

"ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole"

What a coincidence, this just happened to me!

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

We are kindred... now where is my wallet?

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

We are kindred... now where is my wallet?

I didn't take it and I'm pretty sure I might be telling the truth for a change.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.

We are kindred... now where is my wallet?

I didn't take it and I'm pretty sure I might be telling the truth for a change.

And the truth.....shall set you free.

eyedclaar

If you order now, you will receive such classic hits as:

In The Eye

Although the questions
Contradictions
And scattered condemnations
Will surely return
Tonight
The stars are quiet
And I am grateful
To be left
With my bottle of wine
A waning moon candle
And the company
Of sleeping cats

Jo

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

eyedclaar

Jo wrote:

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Jo

eyedclaar wrote:

Jo wrote:

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Why yes, yes I am, thankyou. But I think it is mainly because of my hair do.

Phantom Pain

Jo wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Jo wrote:

Just on the title of this Thread alone, I say bring it on.

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Why yes, yes I am, thankyou. But I think it is mainly because of my hair do.

Is that "Hair Gel?"

ZiggyStar

So you're finally published, eyed....a BIG congratulations from me! :thumbup:

I can't buy yours....because I still haven't bought Chadwick's....but I will buy them both soon! I'm saving to move countries so I'm being tight as fuck right now....

I want my copy signed too....seriously....if I buy your book from wherever and get it shipped to you, will you sign it and then post it to me? I'll pay all postage etc.

I may stalk you though once you tell me your address...but it will only be a few months of the year....I won't go overboard.

ZiggyStar

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me.