Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

Fifthelement

Congratulations

pm sent

mickeyrat

wait......


I was supposed to be waiting? Awww , fuck, no one told me. I had to go. If I had known I might have been able to work this waiting business in. But as it is.............

eyedclaar

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Sign it 'Sonofabitch' please?





.....sonofabitch.....

Can and will do.

catefrances

eyedclaar wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Sign it 'Sonofabitch' please?





.....sonofabitch.....

Can and will do.

untold riches??????????????

thats a bold claim mister eyed.

eyedclaar

catefrances wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Sign it 'Sonofabitch' please?





.....sonofabitch.....

Can and will do.

untold riches??????????????

thats a bold claim mister eyed.

Just wait until you see all the things I claim reading my book can do... Need bigger, redder tomatos in the garden? That's right, just read my book.

catefrances

eyedclaar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

untold riches??????????????

thats a bold claim mister eyed.

Just wait until you see all the things I claim reading my book can do... Need bigger, redder tomatos in the garden? That's right, just read my book.

tomatoes is not what i need bigger of.

eyedclaar

catefrances wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

untold riches??????????????

thats a bold claim mister eyed.

Just wait until you see all the things I claim reading my book can do... Need bigger, redder tomatos in the garden? That's right, just read my book.

tomatoes is not what i need bigger of.

Alright fine, reading my book will also work like Viagra on men and increase the bust size of women.

catefrances

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright fine, reading my book will also work like Viagra on men and increase the bust size of women.

hahaha the last thing i need is a bigger bust..... and viagra is good and all so long as the guy knows what hes doing.

mikalina

Congrats to you !!!

I've always wanted a book that can make "wishes" come true !!!

Black Diamond

Mazel Tov Dad!!!!

Can you make it out to your first kill?

chadwick

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you;re a crazy fucker :crazy:


































































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sorta

Claireack

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright fine, reading my book will also work like Viagra on men and increase the bust size of women.

I fancy a flat stomach and longer legs - can it help with those?

eyedclaar

Claireack wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright fine, reading my book will also work like Viagra on men and increase the bust size of women.

I fancy a flat stomach and longer legs - can it help with those?

It can now!

Lizard

Can't wait. Who needs a stinkin' gym and leg stretcher anyway.!!!

Claireack

Woo hoo!! Can't wait for the results!

81

if i buy two today, can i sell one tommorrow to cover the cost of the one i keep

eyedclaar

81 wrote:

if i buy two today, can i sell one tommorrow to cover the cost of the one i keep

I wholeheartedly approve of this money making venture. My signature basically looks like a child writing with a crayon (easy to duplicate), so you can even sell "signed" copies if you like.

eyedclaar

Claireack wrote:

Woo hoo!! Can't wait for the results!

1% of people tested did show symptoms of monsterism.

eyedclaar

Black Diamond wrote:

Mazel Tov Dad!!!!

Can you make it out to your first kill?

Did you get your time machine working? Wait, what are YOU talking about?

PearlOfAGirl

eyedclaar wrote:

Hello, people of the pit. I am proud and excited to unveil my first book. I humbly ask that you might consider reading the works of the certifiably insane. I hope you'll find my writing to be funny, heart-breaking, thought provoking, and inspiring. Beneath all of eyed's crust is a chewy, gooey, nutritional filling... possibly made of huckleberries.

https://www.createspace.com/3437020

You can order directly from this link if you want. Also, it will be available on Amazon in the next week or so. Or, if you want a signed copy, send me a PM and we'll work it out.

Please support a starving writer... seriously, I just ate one of my socks.

Daniel

Can I get mine autographed and is there a picture of you?

eyedclaar

HeartShapedBox wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Hello, people of the pit. I am proud and excited to unveil my first book. I humbly ask that you might consider reading the works of the certifiably insane. I hope you'll find my writing to be funny, heart-breaking, thought provoking, and inspiring. Beneath all of eyed's crust is a chewy, gooey, nutritional filling... possibly made of huckleberries.

https://www.createspace.com/3437020

You can order directly from this link if you want. Also, it will be available on Amazon in the next week or so. Or, if you want a signed copy, send me a PM and we'll work it out.

Please support a starving writer... seriously, I just ate one of my socks.

Daniel

Can I get mine autographed and is there a picture of you?

Of course you can and sorry, no pic. For once I am trying to advertise my brains rather than my stunning good looks.


Send me a pm, to remind me.

Who Princess

Kudos! :thumbup:

When does your book tour start? I'm betting that your charm, wit, and sparkling personality can only be appreciated fully in person.

mickeyrat

whoprincess wrote:

Kudos! :thumbup:

When does your book tour start? I'm betting that your charm, wit, and sparkling personality can only be appreciated fully in person.

coming to a wilderness near you!!

Dissidentman

I'm sorry, I only read books with 99 pages or less. Choose 11 pages I can go without, and I'll run right out to Barnes and Noble.

pickupyourwill

eyedclaar wrote:

Hello, people of the pit. I am proud and excited to unveil my first book. I humbly ask that you might consider reading the works of the certifiably insane. I hope you'll find my writing to be funny, heart-breaking, thought provoking, and inspiring. Beneath all of eyed's crust is a chewy, gooey, nutritional filling... possibly made of huckleberries.

https://www.createspace.com/3437020

You can order directly from this link if you want. Also, it will be available on Amazon in the next week or so. Or, if you want a signed copy, send me a PM and we'll work it out.

Please support a starving writer... seriously, I just ate one of my socks.

Daniel

sweet, dude! I will definitely buy a copy within this next month. can it really give me a flat stomach and longer legs? just joshin'.

mickeyrat

courtesy of "shit my dad says"

“YOU, a published writer?..Internet don’t count. Any asshole can throw shit up on there.”

ajedigecko

books are stupid........watch tv.

eyedclaar

whoprincess wrote:

Kudos! :thumbup:

When does your book tour start? I'm betting that your charm, wit, and sparkling personality can only be appreciated fully in person.

I think you may be right. In person, people only want to punch me, not run me over.

eyedclaar

mickeyrat wrote:

whoprincess wrote:

Kudos! :thumbup:

When does your book tour start? I'm betting that your charm, wit, and sparkling personality can only be appreciated fully in person.

coming to a wilderness near you!!

I gave a reading to a wayward badger just yesterday. Halfway through he stormed off in a huff.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

I'm sorry, I only read books with 99 pages or less. Choose 11 pages I can go without, and I'll run right out to Barnes and Noble.

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.