Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

Jo

Phantom Pain wrote:

Jo wrote:

[quote="eyedclaar

Wait a second. Aren't you already one of Aussie's finest sheilas? Ooooooooh!

Why yes, yes I am, thankyou. But I think it is mainly because of my hair do.

Is that "Hair Gel?"[/quote]

It is a little something we like to call Pearl Jam

Claireack

How to Seduce Australia's Finest Sheilas???? What about all us English Roses?

eyedclaar

ZiggyStar wrote:

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me.

My own mother wouldn't buy my book if it cost $30. Anyhoo, you're awesome. Thanks for supporting my writing efforts. I don't even have a copy of my book yet, but the first shipment should arrive this week. Then I will send you a pm and we'll work out the details.

Weeeeee! Oh sorry, forgot who I was talking to. I meant, goddamn fuckin'-a right.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me.

My own mother wouldn't buy my book if it cost $30. Anyhoo, you're awesome. Thanks for supporting my writing efforts. I don't even have a copy of my book yet, but the first shipment should arrive this week. Then I will send you a pm and we'll work out the details.

Weeeeee! Oh sorry, forgot who I was talking to. I meant, goddamn fuckin'-a right.

I agree - the way you turned out, your mother doesn't deserve a free copy.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

WTF? I just clicked your link for the first time and saw it's only $10? I was thinking it would be $30 or so....probably because that's the price of most of the new books I buy in Australia.

I'll buy it now....but firstly let's figure out how I can get it signed and which months are better for me to stalk you! PM me.

My own mother wouldn't buy my book if it cost $30. Anyhoo, you're awesome. Thanks for supporting my writing efforts. I don't even have a copy of my book yet, but the first shipment should arrive this week. Then I will send you a pm and we'll work out the details.

Weeeeee! Oh sorry, forgot who I was talking to. I meant, goddamn fuckin'-a right.

I agree - the way you turned out, your mother doesn't deserve a free copy.

Hey she did what she could. She found me as an infant living amongst the C.H.U.D.'s.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

Hey she did what she could. She found me as an infant living amongst the C.H.U.D.'s.

that's C.H.A.D.'s not C.H.U.D.'s.

Claireack

Sexual origami - fantastic!! I'll go and buy the paper.

Dissidentman

Claireack wrote:

Sexual origami - fantastic!! I'll go and buy the paper.

if you have paper wouldn't it just be "regular" origami?

Claireack

Dissidentman wrote:

Claireack wrote:

Sexual origami - fantastic!! I'll go and buy the paper.

if you have paper wouldn't it just be "regular" origami?

It depends what you are doing at the same time as the origami, or what you are making with the paper I guess.

Ooooo found this;

http://www.trendhunter.com/photos/4928

Can't wait until the instructions arrive

eyedclaar

It is now available on Amazon if that is easier for anyone. Thanks gang! You guys kick much ass.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 606&sr=1-1

PearlOfAGirl

Hey Dan!
What about us ladies from the USA???? :shock:

Claireack

You want me to kick your ass???? Are you kinky???

PearlOfAGirl

Claireack wrote:

You want me to kick your ass???? Are you kinky???

No to the ass kicking, and yes to the kinky!

eyedclaar

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Hey Dan!
What about us ladies from the USA???? :shock:

I'm building up to something epic. Trust me. It depends on gender/race data I receive from product sales. You better help represent the hot USA women.

PearlOfAGirl

eyedclaar wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Hey Dan!
What about us ladies from the USA???? :shock:

I'm building up to something epic. Trust me. It depends on gender/race data I receive from product sales. You better help represent the hot USA women.

You know I will Sugarlips purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Hey Dan!
What about us ladies from the USA???? :shock:

I'm building up to something epic. Trust me. It depends on gender/race data I receive from product sales. You better help represent the hot USA women.

I think you have the paranoid schizophrenic males aged 18-45 demographic locked up.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

It is now available on Amazon if that is easier for anyone. Thanks gang! You guys kick much ass.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 606&sr=1-1

yes they do. when you get your book overseas you'll shit. it is fantastic. so far i'm counting 6 or 7 countries for mine. soon enough we are going to conquer the world. eyed's next book will be available in Mongolian.

PearlOfAGirl

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Hey Dan!
What about us ladies from the USA???? :shock:

I'm building up to something epic. Trust me. It depends on gender/race data I receive from product sales. You better help represent the hot USA women.

I think you have the paranoid schizophrenic males aged 18-45 demographic locked up.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Hey Dan!
What about us ladies from the USA???? :shock:

I'm building up to something epic. Trust me. It depends on gender/race data I receive from product sales. You better help represent the hot USA women.

I think you have the paranoid schizophrenic males aged 18-45 demographic locked up.

That's not the demographic I tend to lock up. More like, Women age whatever - whatever, must be gullible in situations involving smarmy men and creepy vans with tinted windows.

Claireack

eyedclaar wrote:

must be gullible in situations involving smarmy men and creepy vans with tinted window

Oh! So you've met my husband.

eyedclaar

Claireack wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

must be gullible in situations involving smarmy men and creepy vans with tinted window

Oh! So you've met my husband.

We're pen pals.

eyedclaar

The orders are starting to roll in. Thanks, good people! This will be fun. Like with Chadwick, you can expect free gifts to be included...

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

The orders are starting to roll in. Thanks, good people! This will be fun. Like with Chadwick, you can expect free gifts to be included...

Should I even ask???

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

The orders are starting to roll in. Thanks, good people! This will be fun. Like with Chadwick, you can expect free gifts to be included...

This one time
someone in Istanbul, Turkey
bought a signed copy of my book
so i sent them a 15 pound frozen turkey.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

The orders are starting to roll in. Thanks, good people! This will be fun. Like with Chadwick, you can expect free gifts to be included...

This one time
someone in Istanbul, Turkey
bought a signed copy of my book
so i sent them a 15 pound frozen turkey.

Was the irony lost on them?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

The orders are starting to roll in. Thanks, good people! This will be fun. Like with Chadwick, you can expect free gifts to be included...

This one time
someone in Istanbul, Turkey
bought a signed copy of my book
so i sent them a 15 pound frozen turkey.

Was the irony lost on them?

yeah man it was...
they sent it back to me all thawed out and rotten with a note tagged to it saying we have enough turkeys over here... but thank you anyway..

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

yeah man it was...
they sent it back to me all thawed out and rotten with a note tagged to it saying we have enough turkeys over here... but thank you anyway..

Ungrateful pricks. Send them a ham next time.

eyedclaar

Ever feel like this?

In The Red Corner

I wake up
From the same nightmare
Every night
Breathing heavy and
Stuck to the sheets

Never recall who
What or how many
I have been fighting
But a third degree black belt
In dream karate
Is far from enough

All I can do is uppercut
And hook
Block and kick
Jab jab jab
And in the morning
Wash the bedding
Hoping one day
They let me retire
And at least respect
The heart
I always brought
To the cage

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

yeah man it was...
they sent it back to me all thawed out and rotten with a note tagged to it saying we have enough turkeys over here... but thank you anyway..

Ungrateful pricks. Send them a ham next time.

Or maybe a blanket laced with smallpox. That's how we do it 'round here!

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

The orders are starting to roll in. Thanks, good people! This will be fun. Like with Chadwick, you can expect free gifts to be included...

Should I even ask???

Just aim the package away from your face when opening. Or, even better, point it at someone you don't like.