Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I'm sorry, I only read books with 99 pages or less. Choose 11 pages I can go without, and I'll run right out to Barnes and Noble.

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.

I'd ask the glaring question, but I'm not sure I want to know...

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I'm sorry, I only read books with 99 pages or less. Choose 11 pages I can go without, and I'll run right out to Barnes and Noble.

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.

I'd ask the glaring question, but I'm not sure I want to know...

Oh, you know alright.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

You are in luck, 11 of the pages are actually pop-up pictures.

Dissidentman wrote:

I'd ask the glaring question, but I'm not sure I want to know...

eyedclaar wrote:

Oh, you know alright.

oh, the shame...

polaris_x

i vote for:

"Read About Jessica Alba's First Lesbian Experience"

as your next thread title ... 8-)

eyedclaar

polaris_x wrote:

i vote for:

"Read About Jessica Alba's First Lesbian Experience"

as your next thread title ... 8-)

Now we're talkin'! Don't mind if I do steal that at some point...

chadwick

i could use some tutelage in the art of gambling.
i've lost many card games. (money)

note to self...

do not play cards for money while slamming whiskey shots & smoking weed all while writing down what card game is being played so you know where you are from one moment to the next :?

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Me, since you asked.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Me, since you asked.

you care about me losing @ poker games?
you are very kind.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

but truly
who gives a fuck?

Me, since you asked.

you care about me losing @ poker games?
you are very kind.

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
for you my friend

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
for you my friend

Who has had more plastic surgery, Kenny or Joan Rivers?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

yes, i'm deeply saddened by this. You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
for you my friend

Who has had more plastic surgery, Kenny or Joan Rivers?

i heard kenny's roger is solid latex

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

i heard kenny's roger is solid latex

Wow, an "actual" Ken doll.

eyedclaar

Here is the real Kenny Rogers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu3c6hUqMpk

PearlOfAGirl

chadwick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvm_sCsA7o
hammerdonkeying

Hammerdonkey

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

eyedclaar

Hammerdonkey wrote:

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

You crazy, mang! This is an actual excerpt taken from Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines detailing the last Hammerdonkey hunt I was on.

The Fever

A steady hiss
Of ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole
As blood streams
Across my boots
And I laugh
When we kick his body
Down the mountain
But it wasn’t
My bullet
Stabbing the heart
And deflating it
Like a red balloon

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

You crazy, mang! This is an actual excerpt taken from Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines detailing the last Hammerdonkey hunt I was on.

The Fever

A steady hiss
Of ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole
As blood streams
Across my boots
And I laugh
When we kick his body
Down the mountain
But it wasn’t
My bullet
Stabbing the heart
And deflating it
Like a red balloon

"ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole"

What a coincidence, this just happened to me!

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

What a load of shit. I think we all know a hammerdonkey can't be hunted.

It can only be admired for the mythical creature it is.

You crazy, mang! This is an actual excerpt taken from Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines detailing the last Hammerdonkey hunt I was on.

The Fever

A steady hiss
Of ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole
As blood streams
Across my boots
And I laugh
When we kick his body
Down the mountain
But it wasn’t
My bullet
Stabbing the heart
And deflating it
Like a red balloon

"ripe
Warm air
Escapes the hole"

What a coincidence, this just happened to me!

And here you've been pretending that you have nothing in common with my writing. Just buy the book already.