Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

eyedclaar

Time to start shipping folks a copy!


Hello, people of the pit. I am proud and excited to unveil my first book. I humbly ask that you might consider reading the works of the certifiably insane. I hope you'll find my writing to be funny, heart-breaking, thought provoking, and inspiring. Beneath all of eyed's crust is a chewy, gooey, nutritional filling... possibly made of huckleberries.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 991&sr=1-1

https://www.createspace.com/3437020

You can order directly from these links if you want. Or, if you want a signed copy, send me a PM and we'll work it out.

Please support a starving writer... seriously, I just ate one of my socks.

Daniel

arq

It has zombies!?! Sign me up!

theserialthrilla

is the main character named bono the vamire killer ..with his sdie kick eddie

polaris_x

eyedclaar wrote:

Please support a starving writer... seriously, I just ate one of my socks.

i will buy one ... but seriously - every survivalist knows that underwear has more nutrients ... socks are for when you run out of tp ...

eyedclaar

arq wrote:

It has zombies!?! Sign me up!

You can't create a work of art without zombies. It just wouldn't make sense...

eyedclaar

polaris_x wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Please support a starving writer... seriously, I just ate one of my socks.

i will buy one ... but seriously - every survivalist knows that underwear has more nutrients ... socks are for when you run out of tp ...

I picked the wrong day to go commando.

eyedclaar

theserialthrilla wrote:

is the main character named bono the vamire killer ..with his sdie kick eddie

Yes, and every time Bono snaps his fingers a vampire dies... along with a starving orphan.

Claireack

Available in the UK?

eyedclaar

Claireack wrote:

Available in the UK?

I assume so. Do me a favor and try to order one and see what happens... Actually, try to order like a 100.

Claireack

eyedclaar wrote:

Claireack wrote:

Available in the UK?

I assume so. Do me a favor and try to order one and see what happens... Actually, try to order like a 100.

Ummmmm, maybe after pay day, until then I'm living on socks. (will try and order one on that site later this eve)

dimitrispearljam

congrats for your work!!!
is this available in Greekglish??

decides2dream

kudos eyed! :thumbup:


so i expect my signed copy pronto, what with all the book title help and all.

chadwick

congratulations.
we're still trading books right?
all we have to do is trade addresses and stuff.
i'll have to order myself some of my books then send you one.
PMs are open.

when i can i donate my book to different libraries.
example:
when sending someone my book i may send them two copies suggesting they donate the extra copy to their public library.

all i'm saying is you'll feel good when doing so.

i look forward to reading your book.

norm

i'll wait for the audiobook

pandora

Congrats! That must feel so good
Now we call you Author,
just got a little chill
Author

eyedclaar

dimitrispearljam wrote:

congrats for your work!!!
is this available in Greekglish??

As I barely even understand myself half the time, I think it might already be written in Greeklish.

eyedclaar

decides2dream wrote:

kudos eyed! :thumbup:


so i expect my signed copy pronto, what with all the book title help and all.

I couldn't have done it without you, dream!

decides2dream

eyedclaar wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

kudos eyed! :thumbup:


so i expect my signed copy pronto, what with all the book title help and all.

I couldn't have done it without you, dream!

i always knew you were a smart man.

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

congratulations.
we're still trading books right?
all we have to do is trade addresses and stuff.
i'll have to order myself some of my books then send you one.
PMs are open.

when i can i donate my book to different libraries.
example:
when sending someone my book i may send them two copies suggesting they donate the extra copy to their public library.

all i'm saying is you'll feel good when doing so.

i look forward to reading your book.

Yes, we are still trading books. I will send gladly acept two copies and donate one to the public library. Our public library actually contacted me recently wanting me to put on a couple hour presentation on exploring Idaho, so I'll be doing that soon and can arrange the book drop then.

My presentation on exploring Idaho will go something like, "I don't like people, and I especially don't like them when I am out in the woods trying to get away from people. So, in summary, do not let me catch you out there exploring my state, or so help me Waffle!

eyedclaar

norm wrote:

i'll wait for the audiobook

Why you lazy...

I'll spare you some time and just let you know the zebra did it.

eyedclaar

pandora wrote:

Congrats! That must feel so good
Now we call you Author,
just got a little chill
Author

From now on I will only answer to Mr. Author.

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

norm wrote:

i'll wait for the audiobook

Why you lazy...

I'll spare you some time and just let you know the zebra did it.

i knew it!!

thanks for saving me the time in trying to read

small town beck

I read it while trapped in your basement.



Good for you! I will try to get a copy

eyedclaar

small town beck wrote:

I read it while trapped in your basement.



Good for you! I will try to get a copy

Sorry about the poor lighting down there. I have a new reading lamp if you ever want to come back...

Lizard

Very cool.....

small town beck

eyedclaar wrote:

small town beck wrote:

I read it while trapped in your basement.



Good for you! I will try to get a copy

Sorry about the poor lighting down there. I have a new reading lamp if you ever want to come back...

yeah like I would fall for that line again :roll:

Claireack

Tried ordering on that site you gave, think it went through OK for ordering from the UK :thumbup:

eyedclaar

Claireack wrote:

Tried ordering on that site you gave, think it went through OK for ordering from the UK :thumbup:

Awesome! I thought it was supposed to work for you good folk across the pond.

eyedclaar

small town beck wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

small town beck wrote:

I read it while trapped in your basement.



Good for you! I will try to get a copy

Sorry about the poor lighting down there. I have a new reading lamp if you ever want to come back...

yeah like I would fall for that line again :roll:

There's a bottle of wine too...

small town beck

Well if there is wine I could be convinced...but I am not putting that suit back on. I draw the line.

Jearlpam0925

Sign it 'Sonofabitch' please?













.....sonofabitch.....