Woman dies saving her dog...

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

it is true.
anyone living in iowa or the midwest will tell you that a pig's john is curly.

also, some weird ass hillbillies have raccoon dick toothpicks.
i am sure some fucked in the head Scotsman has and uses a raccoon dick toothpick.

Suddenly I'm embarrased to be an American...

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/crazyokiestruetales/toothpicks.html

the day i use a raccoon schlong toothpick is the day hell freezes over.
i think that Cory dude sells them out of his garage.

But he explains it so eloquently...

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

But he explains it so eloquently...

He can turn what should be a sense of revulsion into a subject of tantalizing temptation. I have several boxes ordered...

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

But he explains it so eloquently...

He can turn what should be a sense of revulsion into a subject of tantalizing temptation. I have several boxes ordered...

Gold plated I should hope!

decides2dream

chadwick wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

dunkman wrote:

a pig's penis works best as a fuse, it appears short but the curlyness gives you more time to run away.

Ziggy taught me this.

i just realized....wtf is this about? :wtf:
upon first reading, i just read it as 'tail'....b/c yea, pig's tails are usually curly. upon second glance, i am thinking....dunky knows a HELLUVA lot more about pigs and their anatomy then i would ever care to know. :shock:

it is true.
anyone living in iowa or the midwest will tell you that a pig's john is curly.

also, some weird ass hillbillies have raccoon dick toothpicks.
i am sure some fucked in the head Scotsman has and uses a raccoon dick toothpick.

ANYone?
that's a bold statement.


well, ya learn something new every day. idk if i actually wanted to learn this, but now i know.





so they are curly and great fire-starters. good to know.

eyedclaar

decides2dream wrote:

ANYone?
that's a bold statement.


well, ya learn something new every day. idk if i actually wanted to learn this, but now i know.





so they are curly and great fire-starters. good to know.

Don't forget, after they burst into flames, you can eat them too. They are the perfect gift for the backpacker in your life.

decides2dream

eyedclaar wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

ANYone?
that's a bold statement.


well, ya learn something new every day. idk if i actually wanted to learn this, but now i know.





so they are curly and great fire-starters. good to know.

Don't forget, after they burst into flames, you can eat them too. They are the perfect gift for the backpacker in your life.

mmmmmmmmmmmm....bacon!
actually, i guess hot dogs would be more appropriate.