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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,492
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    dear mr. the juggler,

    i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
    thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.

    poetry forever,
    chadwick


    there's no way i can accept that.
    like your military co-worker?
    you will accept the expensive salami, the Maui trip, and heavy bonus, plus your usual portion.
    you're a successful businessman, the juggler

    but in all honesty... i miss the jeagler
    btw, how is uncle trump?


    donald trump is great. we're watching the game over at ivanka's penthouse tonight. she will be wearing this:
    [img][/img]http://washingtonbureau.typepad.com/pho ... trump3.jpg
    www.myspace.com
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,780
    With all the advances in medical science these days, there simply must be a cream or pill that will clear this right up.
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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    I would like a book of your poetry please Mr Chadwick
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat got me thinking in half priced books. this weekend you could spend 13 cents and get yourself a poetry book. that's right, thirteen cents. if you never got your mitts on this before, now you can, for $0.13
    i'll pay shipping someday.

    uses for poetry: (in association with this book & future works)
    1. muskrat bedding in slough (like the song)
    2. feminine napkins (ect)
    3. fire starter
    4. one could stick poetry up someone's ass (fat or a circumference that is small)
    5. black mamba's enjoy a good licking :evil:
    6. eyed is missing (probably out back writing in the mountainous, bear infested place he calls home)
    7.

    accepting pms...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    I recently found out about this book, and just received it in the mail the other day. I look forward to reading it. (I have already read a few of them and it's good stuff). Good job Chadwick! :thumbup: Nicely done. ;)
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    EmBleve wrote:
    I recently found out about this book, and just received it in the mail the other day. I look forward to reading it. (I have already read a few of them and it's good stuff). Good job Chadwick! :thumbup: Nicely done. ;)
    nicely done, embleve. you are fanfrickintabulous. i thank you. my spiritual guides and my mom's dog stadow man thank you. we all frickin thank you like nobody's business. if i could hug you through the computer screen here i would do just that. then i'd slap the hell out of you for not getting my book 17 years ago. :nono:

    enjoy... and may that pile of mulch in your flower garden shovel itself around so you don't have to
    thank you.................... :mrgreen:

    edit... wait. i don't hurt girls. instead, i'll throw jello at you. thank you for reading and supporting my work.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    chadwick wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    I recently found out about this book, and just received it in the mail the other day. I look forward to reading it. (I have already read a few of them and it's good stuff). Good job Chadwick! :thumbup: Nicely done. ;)
    nicely done, embleve. you are fanfrickintabulous. i thank you. my spiritual guides and my mom's dog stadow man thank you. we all frickin thank you like nobody's business. if i could hug you through the computer screen here i would do just that. then i'd slap the hell out of you for not getting my book 17 years ago. :nono:

    enjoy... and may that pile of mulch in your flower garden shovel itself around so you don't have to
    thank you.................... :mrgreen:

    edit... wait. i don't hurt girls. instead, i'll throw jello at you. thank you for reading and supporting my work.
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    I'm still waiting for the mulch to shovel itself. It's lazy.
    And jello's good.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    I go through these books like crazy.

    I would like to order three more please.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    today i got yet another whopping royalties check
    at $1.71 i am on the edge of my chair
    these are never cashed but more like misplaced after the amazement wears off
    i've had a few & they've gone missing
    perhaps the storage shed holds the answer

    i will say in years past their checks were prettier than today's
    what the frig?

    it just dawned on me, i might-should frame the thing, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    today i got yet another whopping royalties check
    at $1.71 i am on the edge of my chair
    these are never cashed but more like misplaced after the amazement wears off
    i've had a few & they've gone missing
    perhaps the storage shed holds the answer

    i will say in years past their checks were prettier than today's
    what the frig?

    it just dawned on me, i might-should frame the thing, yes/no?

    make copies of the check, frame the copies, cash the checks.

    invest the checks into Vanguard 500 Index Fund

    storage shed? why, that's no way to treat royalty
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    good advice, rollings

    $1.71 actually buys bananas or one mango or a pound of apples or nearly one sack of spinach or a avacado or some kiwi or some oranges or some fruit cocktail or a sack or croutons or some grapes or a cup of coffee
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    cashed the check today & made jokes with the bank teller. i then went on my way & purchased one avocado & one gourmet lollipop.

    see what writing poetry can do for you? just wait until i get the ball rolling & get my act together. i'll actually be cashing in $14 checks one day. fucking A, i'm a ruthless poetic businessman :lol:

    saudi prince, al-waleed, has nothing on me.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    cashed the check today & made jokes with the bank teller. i then went on my way & purchased one avocado & one gourmet lollipop.

    see what writing poetry can do for you? just wait until i get the ball rolling & get my act together. i'll actually be cashing in $14 checks one day. fucking A, i'm a ruthless poetic businessman :lol:

    saudi prince, al-waleed, has nothing on me.


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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    not quite that large. here is a photo of the lollipop stand at the store

    "original gourmet" lollipops
    http://hardwaredistributors.com/sm-lpop ... 7AodMhIADw
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    very pleased the search function is up & working. because i am a ego maniac the first search i made was about me of course.
    no i haven't sent off any new material to a publisher, yes i am spaced out w/ a head full of daydreams, shit & piss. yes i am a asshole w/ nearly zero direction. you might should get my poetry book anyways
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited July 2014
    how the fuck am i going to root through this box of poems, read & edit (if needed) & send out a pile of poetry? to me this is the worst concept i can think of... going over my old writings is like taking an axe to my toes. i'd rather bait a caged rabid beast w/ my face than go over my work
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    let's prepare ourselves maybe just a wee-bit shall we?

    no... actually my editor, my chief surgeon, my badass gal & yours truly are those preparing to step off these cliffs & dive head on into the quagmire that is of my poetic works & madness pit.

    imagehttp://lawhimsy.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/quagmire-word-nerd.jpg

    i will be working extra hard... we will be working really hard to please ourselves through the toiling that is creative-writing-romance & all out craziness

    currently there are several thousand poems starring us in the eyes. this is a massive undertaking with a full box of poetry, three computers full of writing - two of which are broken but can have the poetry recovered.

    when all is said & done with this exact project there should be something like 12-27 books in this series. all with simple titles & series or volume numbered on them. something like this, but im no surgeon or badass gal so i really have no idea what i'm even saying about 'series or volume number'

    this is not a quick & easy task. this project may take another year or two maybe longer. plus always new writing is added to some pile somewhere. i will be looking into self publishing as i have been given advice from my pal, johnny pistachio

    maybe someone wants a poetry book today? see my signature? thank you

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    This must be heaven, tonight I cross the line.
    You must be the angel, I though I might never find.
    Was it you I heard singing, Oh while I was chasin' dreams.
    Driven by the wind, like the dust that blows around,
    And the rain fallin' down, but I never know.
    Got to be heaven, cause here's where the rainbow ends.
    If this ain't the real thing, then it's close enough to pretend.
    When that wind blows, when the night's about to fall.
    You can hear the silence call, it's a certain sort of sound,
    Like the rain fallin' down.

    Holes in what's left of my reason, holes in the knees of my blues.
    Odds against me been increasin', but I'll pull through.
    I never could read no road map, I don't know what the weather might do.
    But when that rich wind whines and I see the dark star shine,
    I got a feeling there's no time to lose, no time to lose.

    Never know now, just don't never know, no.
    Well it's been heaven, but even the rainbows will end.
    Now my sails are fillin' and the wind is willin'.
    And I'm as good as gone again.
    I'm still walkin', so I'm sure that I can dance.
    Just a Saint of Circumstance, just a tiger in a trance.
    And the rain fallin' down, well, you never know, just don't know.
    Listen, sure don't know what I going for, but I'm gonna go for it for sure...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOaSrnd6mPE



  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    terrapin station: lady w/ a fan

    Let my inspiration flow
    in token lines suggesting rhythm
    that will not forsake me
    till my tale is told and done

    While the firelight's aglow
    strange shadows in the flames will grow
    till things we've never seen
    will seem familiar

    Shadows of a sailor forming
    winds both foul and fair all swarm
    down in Carlisle he loved a lady
    many years ago

    Here beside him stands a man
    a soldier by the looks of him
    who came through many fights
    but lost at love

    While the storyteller speaks
    a door within the fire creaks
    suddenly flies open
    and a girl is standing there

    Eyes alight with glowing hair
    all that fancy paints as fair
    she takes her fan and throws it
    in the lion's den

    "Which of you to gain me, tell
    will risk uncertain pains of Hell?
    I will not forgive you
    if you will not take the chance"

    The sailor gave at least a try
    the soldier being much too wise
    strategy was his strength
    and not disaster

    The sailor coming out again
    the lady fairly lept at him
    that's how it stands today
    you decide if he was wise

    The storyteller makes no choice
    soon you will not hear his voice
    his job is to shed light
    and not to master

    Since the end is never told
    we pay the teller off in gold
    in hopes he will come back
    but he cannot be bought or sold

    terrapin station: terrapin station

    Inspiration, move me brightly
    light the song with sense and color,
    hold away despair
    More than this I will not ask
    faced with mysteries dark and vast
    statements just seem vain at last
    some rise, some fall, some climb
    to get to Terrapin

    Counting stars by candlelight
    all are dim but one is bright:
    the spiral light of Venus
    rising first and shining best,
    From the northwest corner
    of a brand-new crescent moon
    crickets and cicadas sing
    a rare and different tune

    Terrapin Station
    in the shadow of the moon
    Terrapin Station
    and I know we'll be there soon

    Terrapin - I can't figure out
    Terrapin - if it's an end or the beginning
    Terrapin - but the train's got its brakes on
    and the whistle is screaming: TERRAPIN
    (i've got a terrapin station tshirt that shows this scene...turtles counting stars by candlelight)



    http://youtu.be/k77EE3a7DUg

    if the dead can not inspire one to be creative, i believe one is already dead
    also, if there is something going on after this life, i want to be jerry's friend
    he's only the fucking best...
    fuck!!!

    http://youtu.be/xCgZxrf8nrU

    "i wish i was a headlight on a north bound train
    i wish i was a headlight on a north bound train
    i'd shine my light through the cool colorado rain"

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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