Feels weird to promote yourself, huh? Writers are better at hiding in the shadows. However, it is the absolute right thing to do. Chadwick, soon I will arrange a transfer of writing goods with you... or I'll just buy a copy of your book. However, I want it autographed. You hear me? I'm bossy!
yeah it does feel weird promoting myself.
i am a bit shy about myself and i am reclusive.
am i a hermit?
could be.
i know i like being alone so i can write.
i have a great time being left alone so i can write.
i tell people i am boring and yet they do not believe me.
edit:
yeah let's get you a copy of my book and vice versa.
I want signed copies from the both of you!!
Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
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I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
For those who don't remember, send your check or money order to:
I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
For those who don't remember, send your check or money order to:
Eyed
3
Idaho USA
Ahhhh, I love that joke.
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sent out a couple books today :evil: :twisted:
beware of the illegal drugs in your book orders.
Did you send me one? Hmmmm, maybe not..... :?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
i think he's the greek dude famous for "why now you no bitching"
don't know much about this dimitrious dude.
we're suppose to get ahold of dimitrious to get your address?
hhhmmt.. nicely done.
how do i find this dimitrious dude?
hey man, we need boo boo's address, dude.
I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
i think he's the greek dude famous for "why now you no bitching"
don't know much about this dimitrious dude.
we're suppose to get ahold of dimitrious to get your address?
hhhmmt.. nicely done.
how do i find this dimitrious dude?
hey man, we need boo boo's address, dude.
Well, Boo Boo lives in Jellystone, but I'm not sure exactly where that is...
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
i am chewing ass and taking names (i been all over the phone just trippin ass on folks)
the last thing i will accept is someone jerking me off about my work
i am about to throttle my current publisher and Barnes & Noble.
i need to take a timeout before i ask eyed to please bring me his wolverines
matter of fact, right this moment, with the state my mind is in, my determination to conquer something like a planet or a pile of marijuana i could eat 3 live wolverines, hands tied behind my back.
fuckers.......
im out to get a joint
i am trippin and haven't been high in 8 or 10 days
cock fuck shit piss dog poop and ejaculated elephant semen
son of a bitch :evil:
i thought i'd wear you good folks out some more again. do you wanna burn something? do you wanna throw a book at someone (like the game karate in the dark) while devoid of light? sometimes i use my poetry as a coaster when drinking a favorite beverage. perhaps you enjoy complete shit poetry, yes/no? if you wanna get back at me for when i was harsh, i suggest blowing your nose inside the pages of this book and using it as a voodoo doll. :wtf:
for just $10.00 you get 101 chadwick certified original poems in lovely paperback.
within in 1 hour from now the sales price will no doubt skyrocket by at least 400%.
all taxes, tips, insurance bounds, and telemarketing ploys and charges will be billed as Frontier Circus Company.
all shipping fees are X's 7
@ least
1 small book shipped per x-lrg box
in closing, we only accept pocket change; quarters, dimes, nickles, and pennies.
i thought i'd wear you good folks out some more again. do you wanna burn something? do you wanna throw a book at someone (like the game karate in the dark) while devoid of light? sometimes i use my poetry as a coaster when drinking a favorite beverage. perhaps you enjoy complete shit poetry, yes/no? if you wanna get back at me for when i was harsh, i suggest blowing your nose inside the pages of this book and using it as a voodoo doll. :wtf:
for just $10.00 you get 101 chadwick certified original poems in lovely paperback.
within in 1 hour from now the sales price will no doubt skyrocket by at least 400%.
all taxes, tips, insurance bounds, and telemarketing ploys and charges will be billed as Frontier Circus Company.
all shipping fees are X's 7
@ least
1 small book shipped per x-lrg box
in closing, we only accept pocket change; quarters, dimes, nickles, and pennies.
thank you for your time and change.
poetry forever,
chadwick
so people only have until 11:47 to order your book before the price rises at least 400%?
there will be so many people who are going to miss out on this deal chadwick? you should reconsider your marketing efforts...
for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.
dear mr. the juggler,
i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.
for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.
dear mr. the juggler,
i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.
for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.
dear mr. the juggler,
i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.
poetry forever,
chadwick
there's no way i can accept that.
like your military co-worker?
you will accept the expensive salami, the Maui trip, and heavy bonus, plus your usual portion.
you're a successful businessman, the juggler
but in all honesty... i miss the jeagler
btw, how is uncle trump?
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Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
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Eyed
3
Idaho USA
Ahhhh, I love that joke.
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it's warm and calming
yet exciting
sent out a couple books today :evil:
beware of the illegal drugs in your book orders.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Did you send me one?
- Christopher McCandless
don't know much about this dimitrious dude.
we're suppose to get ahold of dimitrious to get your address?
hhhmmt.. nicely done.
how do i find this dimitrious dude?
hey man, we need boo boo's address, dude.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Well, Boo Boo lives in Jellystone, but I'm not sure exactly where that is...
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wait a minute!!!!!
WHERE'S MY PICNIC BASKET?????
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
What are the bears like in Greece? Well oiled I presume... I don't even know what that means.
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
i am on fire
i am chewing ass and taking names (i been all over the phone just trippin ass on folks)
the last thing i will accept is someone jerking me off about my work
i am about to throttle my current publisher and Barnes & Noble.
i need to take a timeout before i ask eyed to please bring me his wolverines
matter of fact, right this moment, with the state my mind is in, my determination to conquer something like a planet or a pile of marijuana
fuckers.......
im out to get a joint
i am trippin and haven't been high in 8 or 10 days
cock fuck shit piss dog poop and ejaculated elephant semen
son of a bitch :evil:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
wait until i run my car through this bastards shopping mall
ever burn a publishing house down to the ground?
they thought back in the day that the raiders of the sea were horrible
:evil: fuck that.......
ever felt your blood pump through your veins like fire or pure gasoline?
that's me...
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
for just $10.00 you get 101 chadwick certified original poems in lovely paperback.
within in 1 hour from now the sales price will no doubt skyrocket by at least 400%.
all taxes, tips, insurance bounds, and telemarketing ploys and charges will be billed as Frontier Circus Company.
all shipping fees are X's 7
@ least
1 small book shipped per x-lrg box
in closing, we only accept pocket change; quarters, dimes, nickles, and pennies.
thank you for your time and change.
poetry forever,
chadwick
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
yes, I would like one of those "special" books
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
so people only have until 11:47 to order your book before the price rises at least 400%?
there will be so many people who are going to miss out on this deal chadwick? you should reconsider your marketing efforts...
IS
RUNNING
OUT
PEOPLE!!!!!
ONLY 18 MINUTES LEFT!!!
not a good sales tactic, the juggler?
i'm pretty sure we all use toilet paper. here's your chance to read while knowing you are regular.
yes/no?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
people have literally 6 minutes left before prices skyrocket.
are operators standing by?
11:47....how'd we do?
the bombardment of calls is heavy this evening.
literally hundreds of thousands of dollars are being saved by these thrifty book shoppers.
i for one can not keep up.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.
dear mr. the juggler,
i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.
poetry forever,
chadwick
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
there's no way i can accept that.
you will accept the expensive salami, the Maui trip, and heavy bonus, plus your usual portion.
you're a successful businessman, the juggler
but in all honesty... i miss the jeagler
btw, how is uncle trump?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce