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Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.

Is there any other kind?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.

Is there any other kind?

no there is not.
i think dunk works at Scotland's NASA.

chadwick

I have an announcement.
On October 6th through the 10th in Frankfurt, Germany
a copy of my book will be at the "Frankfurt, Germany Book Fair."
I'm pretty excited.

http://www.frankfurt-book-fair.com/en/fbf/general/

Venue:
Messegelände
Ludwig-Erhard-Anlage 1
60327 Frankfurt am Main
Germany

Fair Organiser:
Ausstellungs- und Messe-GmbH des Börsenvereins des Deutschen Buchhandels
Reineckstr. 3
60313 Frankfurt am Main
Germany
Phone: +49 (0) 69 2102-0
Fax: +49 (0) 69 2102-227/-277
E-mail: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:info@book-fair.com">info@book-fair.com</a><!-- e -->

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.

Is there any other kind?

no there is not.
i think dunk works at Scotland's NASA.

Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.

nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.

nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.

Whatever this is, Scotland invented it.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.

nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.

Whatever this is, Scotland invented it.

i'm not surprised, Scotland invents everything.

chadwick

look what i just found by looking around for my book.
very nice.

Deliverable Countries: This product ships to United Arab Emirates, Australia, Belgium, Bahrain, Switzerland, China, Germany, Spain, Finland, France, Hong Kong, Indonesia, India, Japan, Kenya, Kuwait, Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Thailand, South Africa.

http://wwww.infibeam.com/Books/info/C-J ... 88407.html

Nothingman54

How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?

chadwick

Nothingman54 wrote:

How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?

it has 101 poems.
something like 107 pages in total.

the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.

i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.

also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.

it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.

i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.

im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.

are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

Nothingman54 wrote:

How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?

it has 101 poems.
something like 107 pages in total.

the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.

i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.

also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.

it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.

i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.

im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.

are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.

It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

Nothingman54 wrote:

How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?

it has 101 poems.
something like 107 pages in total.

the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.

i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.

also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.

it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.

i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.

im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.

are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.

It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.

Ever killed a man with an 8 pound book of poetry?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.

Ever killed a man with an 8 pound book of poetry?

it's 13 pounds not 8.
and yeah this morning i dropped the soon to be book on my foot.
luckily i was wearing my iron boots or i am sure i'd be one less foot.

btw, anything less than 8 pounds of poetry is generally bullshit writing.

PearlOfAGirl

chadwick wrote:

the wolf wrote:

I feel like such a whore promoting myself. Big reason why my band broke up on the eve of signing a record deal.

at some point it must be done though.

I'm at the cross roads right now, self promotion, or just go back into the shadows again for a few years.

everyone should buy a copy of Chadwicks book !

wolf: wouldn't that be incredible?
it would be huge and i'd trip out big time.

btw, i'd like to hear your music sometime.

I'd love to hear your music too Steve!!!

chadwick

i have a box of books sitting here.
if anyone is interested in reading my book please do not hesitate to pm me.
every order gets either a clutch of spitting cobra eggs or black mamba eggs.
unlike cobras and black mambas rattle snakes are born live and ready to rock...
the iowa timber rattle snakes are going to eyed.

warning...
the books and snakes will be shipped in thin ass cardboard boxes.

btw, the black mamba is the longest poisonous snake in africa.
and now thanks to me, you can have one in your home.

chadwick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmre5kI49rI
black mamba training video

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmre5kI49rI
black mamba training video

I can't believe you've been sitting on this video for so long... WE NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT!

PearlOfAGirl

I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

You made this mess BP!!! You fucking pay up assholes!!! :evil: :x :twisted:

Dissidentman

HeartShapedBox wrote:

I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

I believe it's called a 6 pack of Corona, if I'm not mistaken.

PearlOfAGirl

Dissidentman wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

I believe it's called a 6 pack of Corona, if I'm not mistaken.

Good one D'Man!!!