plant a whisker grow a viking

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!! :clap:
    similar to gremlins, the vikings you will be growing need certain care.
    do not let them drink alcohol.
    they do like marijuana though and it calms them from destroying your home.

    For some reason I'm picturing short tubby dwarf size vikings with big long red beards! haha

    No chance they'll be getting my alcohol....or my weed....they can get their fucking own! :mrgreen:
    my vikings are not short and tubby.
    tall and tubby... possibly... but never short.
    oh, and some may have reddish beards.
    mostly it's blonde/brownish beards.

    they will smell your weed when you light up so becareful.
    it is said that a viking can sense alcohol being near, even in their sleep, so be cautious.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    my vikings are not short and tubby.
    tall and tubby... possibly... but never short.
    oh, and some may have reddish beards.
    mostly it's blonde/brownish beards.

    they will smell your weed when you light up so becareful.
    it is said that a viking can sense alcohol being near, even in their sleep, so be cautious.

    Phew! Luckily I'm having a break from smoking right now. Do I need to feed them? Or are they tubby enough to not need feeding for a while?

    I want reddish brown beards if possible.....can you try to give me whiskers of that colour along with my book please?
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    my vikings are not short and tubby.
    tall and tubby... possibly... but never short.
    oh, and some may have reddish beards.
    mostly it's blonde/brownish beards.

    they will smell your weed when you light up so becareful.
    it is said that a viking can sense alcohol being near, even in their sleep, so be cautious.

    Phew! Luckily I'm having a break from smoking right now. Do I need to feed them? Or are they tubby enough to not need feeding for a while?

    I want reddish brown beards if possible.....can you try to give me whiskers of that colour along with my book please?

    they are clones of me, my blondish beard.
    after all you are getting my whiskers.
    i can send you a can of red spray paint, yes/no?

    oddly enough, Erik the Red, is my great great great great triple great great grandfather.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWLlZJJJZU
    speaking of berserkers...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWLlZJJJZU
    speaking of berserkers...

    Do all berserkers use inappropriate language?
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWLlZJJJZU
    speaking of berserkers...

    Do all berserkers use inappropriate language?
    i'm pretty sure that berserkers invented inappropriate language.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWLlZJJJZU
    speaking of berserkers...

    Do all berserkers use inappropriate language?
    i'm pretty sure that berserkers invented inappropriate language.

    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.

    Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.

    Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
    i just looked up the word "fuck" and it says dunk's ancestors spelt it phuck and that they invented the "F" sound with the spelling "Ph"
    also it says.... do not phuck phish just eat them...

    weird...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.

    Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
    i just looked up the word "fuck" and it says dunk's ancestors spelt it phuck and that they invented the "F" sound with the spelling "Ph"
    also it says.... do not phuck phish just eat them...

    weird...

    If it smells like phish, eat it.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    If it smells like phish, eat it.
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    If it smells like phish, eat it.
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl

    Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    If it smells like phish, eat it.
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl

    Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
    agreed...
    The Pjeagler/Phjeagler is just crazy... (silent letters & ph f's are weird)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl

    Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
    agreed...
    The Pjeagler/Phjeagler is just crazy... (silent letters & ph f's are weird)

    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
    i suggest getting dunk to help.
    he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
    i suggest getting dunk to help.
    he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.

    Confucius say - man who fall asleep dreaming of sex wake up with solution in hand.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
    i suggest getting dunk to help.
    he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.

    Confucius say - man who fall asleep dreaming of sex wake up with solution in hand.
    btw, berserkers are known to have huge solutions
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, berserkers are known to have huge solutions


    e=mc3... 3 is bigger than 2.

    this thread is insane... well done! :thumbup:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, berserkers are known to have huge solutions


    e=mc3... 3 is bigger than 2.

    this thread is insane... well done! :thumbup:
    i always knew you were a great mathematician.
    also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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