plant a whisker grow a viking

Dissidentman

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

I believe it's called a 6 pack of Corona, if I'm not mistaken.

Good one D'Man!!!

Thank you H'Box

PearlOfAGirl

Dissidentman wrote:

Thank you H'Box

You're on a roll today D'Man
Thanks for making me laugh. I needed that..

PearlOfAGirl

They are actually burning turtles alive!!! :wtf: This is just making my blood boil!!! :evil:

chadwick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=004SIRMozd8
how to milk your own death adder.
this is what poetry can do for you.

chadwick

i am excited.
over the last few weeks i've been sending books all over the place.
this is a fucking blast.

thank you everyone.

Ziggy, what's the word?
pm me please.

RKCNDY

chadwick wrote:

i am excited.
over the last few weeks i've been sending books all over the place.
this is a fucking blast.

thank you everyone.

Ziggy, what's the word?




pm me please.

That's pretty f'ing cool Mr. Chad...next time the Unenjoyment Department busts out my next check, I will contact you for a book.

81

i read your review on amazon.

eyedclaar

4and20 wrote:

chadwick wrote:

i am excited.
over the last few weeks i've been sending books all over the place.
this is a fucking blast.

thank you everyone.

Ziggy, what's the word?




pm me please.

That's pretty f'ing cool Mr. Chad...next time the Unenjoyment Department busts out my next check, I will contact you for a book.

Shit, you live so close to my cave, I could throw you one of my books. When I was in highschool, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile...

RKCNDY

eyedclaar wrote:

Shit, you live so close to my cave, I could throw you one of my books. When I was in highschool, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile...

and now? how far can you throw that pigskin? I'll buy a book from you as well, just don't stuff any bears in the package

eyedclaar

4and20 wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Shit, you live so close to my cave, I could throw you one of my books. When I was in highschool, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile...

and now? how far can you throw that pigskin? I'll buy a book from you as well, just don't stuff any bears in the package

Unless it is the hibernating season, there is no way to stuff a bear in an envelope. That is something they have to want to do. I usually send wolverines and/or weasels. Oh, and I stopped throwing pigskins altogether. See, I had just heard the term and didn't realize people were talking about footballs. PETA came down on me pretty hard for that one...

RKCNDY

eyedclaar wrote:

4and20 wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Shit, you live so close to my cave, I could throw you one of my books. When I was in highschool, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile...

and now? how far can you throw that pigskin? I'll buy a book from you as well, just don't stuff any bears in the package

Unless it is the hibernating season, there is no way to stuff a bear in an envelope. That is something they have to want to do. I usually send wolverines and/or weasels. Oh, and I stopped throwing pigskins altogether. See, I had just heard the term and didn't realize people were talking about footballs. PETA came down on me pretty hard for that one...

thanks, but I already have too many pets as it is. Wolverines and weasels would not like it here, my dog would torture it to death...on the other hand, I could breed them together to make a Weaserine...I hear bears like Rainer beer and donuts though, if you put that in the package, you could convince a bear to get in the box. "The bear in the box"

chadwick

81 wrote:

i read your review on amazon.

i have a review?

81

chadwick wrote:

81 wrote:

i read your review on amazon.

i have a review?

it's on amazon if you want to choose to read it.

RKCNDY

and you have 3 on barnes and noble:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/My-Fee ... eview#TABS

chadwick

81 wrote:

it's on amazon if you want to choose to read it.

that is mind boggling
and thank you whoever you are

thank you 81

81

soooo, and you don't have to answer this....

how many copies have sold.

Enkidu

And how do we get autographed copies?

RKCNDY

Enkidu wrote:

And how do we get autographed copies?

PM Mr. Chad and send him some money, he will send you one autographed!

chadwick

Enkidu wrote:

And how do we get autographed copies?

send me your order.

eyedclaar

Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.

chadwick

81 wrote:

soooo, and you don't have to answer this....

how many copies have sold.

you know i don't know.
100?
150?
200?

i'd guess less than 200 and more than 80.
i've donated copies to libraries and different people all over the world.
i can't keep up with recording data and storing information like that.

today i received a royalty check.
what a crock of horseshit.
what a waste of time, paper, and ink.
i fucking swear to god i am getting fucked by them people.
$1. 20 royalty check?
suck me.
this is like the 3rd or 4th minute check i have gotten from them.
i think i'd rather be kicked square in the nuts.

i wish i had the give a fuck to care more than i do.
help me, i may need a badass lawyer.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.

i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
fuckers...............

thank you eyed, love u brother.

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.

i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
fuckers...............

thank you eyed, love u brother.

I hear you. Now that I am putting together a respectable body ofwork, I really need to find an agent. I just have no desire to market myself. That would mean I have to communicate with people. I just want to sit in my cave and write. Somebody else can sell it...

Phantom Pain

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.

i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
fuckers...............

thank you eyed, love u brother.

I hear you. Now that I am putting together a respectable body ofwork, I really need to find an agent. I just have no desire to market myself. That would mean I have to communicate with people. I just want to sit in my cave and write. Somebody else can sell it...

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.

i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
fuckers...............

thank you eyed, love u brother.

I hear you. Now that I am putting together a respectable body ofwork, I really need to find an agent. I just have no desire to market myself. That would mean I have to communicate with people. I just want to sit in my cave and write. Somebody else can sell it...

eyed you are something.


we need help

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

eyed you are something.


we need help

Yes we do! Hey, Unlost Dogs, your book is in the mail along with a nude pic of me AND my wife. Wooooooooo!

Enjoy.

81

chadwick wrote:

81 wrote:

soooo, and you don't have to answer this....

how many copies have sold.

you know i don't know.
100?
150?
200?

i'd guess less than 200 and more than 80.
i've donated copies to libraries and different people all over the world.
i can't keep up with recording data and storing information like that.

today i received a royalty check.
what a crock of horseshit.
what a waste of time, paper, and ink.
i fucking swear to god i am getting fucked by them people.
$1. 20 royalty check?
suck me.
this is like the 3rd or 4th minute check i have gotten from them.
i think i'd rather be kicked square in the nuts.

i wish i had the give a fuck to care more than i do.
help me, i may need a badass lawyer.

sounds like a Seinfeld episode....

still pretty cool to be a published author.

Dissidentman

81 wrote:

sounds like a Seinfeld episode....

still pretty cool to be a published author.

I'll give ya something to write about.

81

Dissidentman wrote:

I'll give ya something to write about.

i've got a topic, but lack the talent

Dissidentman

81 wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I'll give ya something to write about.

i've got a topic, but lack the talent

Son, I didn't get this far on talent...