plant a whisker grow a viking

pandora

The menfolks minds here are just amazing. It must be the music.
I just like to "listen" to them go back and forth. I don't know what to say but
I'm glad, just glad. That reminds me of an old song, I think I'll go listen to that now. Smiles

Hammerdonkey

I thought it was interesting when I read that chadwick had explored his sensitive side and revealed his most intimate thoughts and revelations through the painstaking process of writing a book......

....until I looked to the left and noticed his location which is, and I quote, "up my ass".

I can imagine the 4th poem being entitled *Hickory Dickory Dock, Some Chick Was Sucking My Cock






* Taken from the poet Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. douche nipples

Dissidentman

Hammerdonkey wrote:

* Taken from the poet Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. douche nipples

Someone just today called me a "douche-nozzle". Is that similar?

Hammerdonkey

Dissidentman wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

* Taken from the poet Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. douche nipples

Someone just today called me a "douche-nozzle". Is that similar?

It's closer in comparison than chadwick is to being a writer...oooohhhhhh SNAP

Just kidding dickwick. I haven't read any of your material yet. I'm sure you're incredibly talented.

Dissidentman

Hammerdonkey wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

* Taken from the poet Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. douche nipples

Someone just today called me a "douche-nozzle". Is that similar?

It's closer in comparison than chadwick is to being a writer...oooohhhhhh SNAP

Just kidding dickwick. I haven't read any of your material yet. I'm sure you're incredibly talented.

Yeah, just don't ask for a signed copy - the pages seem to stick together.

chadwick

Hammerdonkey wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

* Taken from the poet Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. douche nipples

Someone just today called me a "douche-nozzle". Is that similar?

It's closer in comparison than chadwick is to being a writer...oooohhhhhh SNAP

Just kidding dickwick. I haven't read any of your material yet. I'm sure you're incredibly talented.

first off...
i know you're kidding so you don't have to say so..
you're one of the comedians.
you've made me laugh quite a bit.
once or twice i wanted to break your face but that was relaxed into something green that was puffed.
one time i did listen to a song from you.
you have heart and talent.
many talented men & women in these walls.
i suggest trying some of my poetry.
i know for a fact black diamond's wife enjoys it.

chadwick

Hammerdonkey wrote:

I thought it was interesting when I read that chadwick had explored his sensitive side and revealed his most intimate thoughts and revelations through the painstaking process of writing a book......

....until I looked to the left and noticed his location which is, and I quote, "up my ass".

I can imagine the 4th poem being entitled *Hickory Dickory Dock, Some Chick Was Sucking My Cock






* Taken from the poet Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. douche nipples

this made me laugh

mickeyrat

Black Diamond wrote:

I am a proud owner and have used to woo the Mrs.

so thats why she wouldn't let Columbus happen!!!!!!!!

chadwick

pandora wrote:

The menfolks minds here are just amazing. It must be the music.
I just like to "listen" to them go back and forth. I don't know what to say but
I'm glad, just glad. That reminds me of an old song, I think I'll go listen to that now. Smiles

and what old song is that?

PearlOfAGirl

Chad,
When is your new book coming out?

chadwick

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Chad,
When is your new book coming out?

thanks for asking...

as we speak i have a few piles of poetry resting on one of my sofas.
i'm supposed to be reading through them looking for misspelled words and whatnot.
i'm having a very difficult time in doing so.

i find it very taxing to edit 800+ poetry pages.
once i do get that completed i'll be set.

i want a better publisher than the one i currently have.
i deserve a publisher who gives a fuck.

PearlOfAGirl

chadwick wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Chad,
When is your new book coming out?

thanks for asking...

as we speak i have a few piles of poetry resting on one of my sofas.
i'm supposed to be reading through them looking for misspelled words and whatnot.
i'm having a very difficult time in doing so.

i find it very taxing to edit 800+ poetry pages.
once i do get that completed i'll be set.

i want a better publisher than the one i currently have.
i deserve a publisher who gives a fuck.

You most certainly do! Good Luck!

mikalina

chadwick wrote:

A few years back I signed up on the Pearl Jam message board solely because of the inspiration I get from their lyrics and music. Pearl Jam has given me a creative impulse that surges through my pen like a magical bolt of lightening. I am thankful to be able to express myself in writing what I feel which can evoke one’s emotions.

I am grateful to have published a book of some of my work. I’d like to start a new thread supporting my poetry books. When the Pearl Jam message board changed my book thread was lost. I am currently writing my second poetry book.

Info on my first poetry book:

Title: My Feelings
Author: C.J. Krueger
ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

Thank you for your time.

Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

Take care always, wishing you all the best.

P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you,

eyedclaar

mikalina wrote:

chadwick wrote:

A few years back I signed up on the Pearl Jam message board solely because of the inspiration I get from their lyrics and music. Pearl Jam has given me a creative impulse that surges through my pen like a magical bolt of lightening. I am thankful to be able to express myself in writing what I feel which can evoke one’s emotions.

I am grateful to have published a book of some of my work. I’d like to start a new thread supporting my poetry books. When the Pearl Jam message board changed my book thread was lost. I am currently writing my second poetry book.

Info on my first poetry book:

Title: My Feelings
Author: C.J. Krueger
ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

Thank you for your time.

Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

Take care always, wishing you all the best.

P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you,

Hey, my cover has a peaceful scene too. A rest in peace(ful) kind of cover.

mikalina

I saw your cover - very interesting - I like it too.

chadwick

mikalina wrote:

Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

Take care always, wishing you all the best.

P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you,

that's very nice.
thank you kindly.

im working on the 3rd book right now.
the second one is still sitting here collecting dust.
one day soon it will be on.

once again, thank you.

humor?
i like to laugh.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

mikalina wrote:

Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

Take care always, wishing you all the best.

P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you,

Hey, my cover has a peaceful scene too. A rest in peace(ful) kind of cover.

(rust in) peace?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hVqpjZ8qWM

mikalina

chadwick wrote:

mikalina wrote:

Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

Take care always, wishing you all the best.

P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you,

that's very nice.
thank you kindly.

im working on the 3rd book right now.
the second one is still sitting here collecting dust.
one day soon it will be on.

once again, thank you.

humor?
i like to laugh.

You've got a "second" book - just collecting dust !!! Staple those pages together and get going !!!!

mysticweed

the wolf wrote:

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Feels weird to promote yourself, huh? Writers are better at hiding in the shadows. However, it is the absolute right thing to do. Chadwick, soon I will arrange a transfer of writing goods with you... or I'll just buy a copy of your book. However, I want it autographed. You hear me? I'm bossy!

yeah it does feel weird promoting myself.
i am a bit shy about myself and i am reclusive.
am i a hermit?
could be.

i know i like being alone so i can write.
i have a great time being left alone so i can write.
i tell people i am boring and yet they do not believe me.

edit:
yeah let's get you a copy of my book and vice versa.

I feel like such a whore promoting myself. Big reason why my band broke up on the eve of signing a record deal.

at some point it must be done though.

I'm at the cross roads right now, self promotion, or just go back into the shadows again for a few years.

everyone should buy a copy of Chadwicks book !

All three of you are great writers and worthy of being published. I'll bite, but I want my copies autographed, too. Blatant self promotion is ok when you are still relatively unknown. You can lay off somewhat after you all have become rich and famous, at which point I will sell my autographed books on ebay.
Not fucking likely!! (that I would sell my treasures, that is)
Fight the power
Fuck the man
and above all keep on rocking

chadwick

lettinggo wrote:

All three of you are great writers and worthy of being published. I'll bite, but I want my copies autographed, too. Blatant self promotion is ok when you are still relatively unknown. You can lay off somewhat after you all have become rich and famous, at which point I will sell my autographed books on ebay.
Not fucking likely!! (that I would sell my treasures, that is)
Fight the power
Fuck the man
and above all keep on rocking

that's very nice of you, lettinggo.
thank you.

if i am ever successful with my writing.
i am buying $14,000.00 worth of bottle rockets and shooting them over eyed house @ odd hours of the night.

the wolf?
i haven't thought up what i'll do to him.
perhaps the wolf would get the same treatment as ole eyed.