plant a whisker grow a viking

Rygar

eyedclaar

lettinggo wrote:

All three of you are great writers and worthy of being published. I'll bite, but I want my copies autographed, too. Blatant self promotion is ok when you are still relatively unknown. You can lay off somewhat after you all have become rich and famous, at which point I will sell my autographed books on ebay.
Not fucking likely!! (that I would sell my treasures, that is)
Fight the power
Fuck the man
and above all keep on rocking

Well, if you like fighting the power, and if you like fucking the man , and above all, if you like to keep on rockin', I think you would enjoy my book. I'm not afraid to verbally slap around those who deserve it from time to time.

Thank you for the compliment, kind sir.

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

lettinggo wrote:

All three of you are great writers and worthy of being published. I'll bite, but I want my copies autographed, too. Blatant self promotion is ok when you are still relatively unknown. You can lay off somewhat after you all have become rich and famous, at which point I will sell my autographed books on ebay.
Not fucking likely!! (that I would sell my treasures, that is)
Fight the power
Fuck the man
and above all keep on rocking

that's very nice of you, lettinggo.
thank you.

if i am ever successful with my writing.
i am buying $14,000.00 worth of bottle rockets and shooting them over eyed house @ odd hours of the night.

the wolf?
i haven't thought up what i'll do to him.
perhaps the wolf would get the same treatment as ole eyed.

I wholeheartedly welcome the aforementioned bottle rocket war with great anticipation. I have designed launchers that I can strap to my hordes of cats and mountain goats.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

I wholeheartedly welcome the aforementioned bottle rocket war with great anticipation. I have designed launchers that I can strap to my hordes of cats and mountain goats.

sounds like a fantastic event. i have no mountain goats but i do feed several stray cats. they sleep on my back patio in a warm box. i betcha they'd join me in the blasting of your sacred tree riddled Idaho sanctuary that is your home @ odd hours.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

I wholeheartedly welcome the aforementioned bottle rocket war with great anticipation. I have designed launchers that I can strap to my hordes of cats and mountain goats.

is it still illegal to blowup someone's mailbox?

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

I wholeheartedly welcome the aforementioned bottle rocket war with great anticipation. I have designed launchers that I can strap to my hordes of cats and mountain goats.

is it still illegal to blowup someone's mailbox?

Possibly. However, I do think it's ok to place a rattlesnake in someone's mailbox, then shake it real hard, and run away.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

I wholeheartedly welcome the aforementioned bottle rocket war with great anticipation. I have designed launchers that I can strap to my hordes of cats and mountain goats.

is it still illegal to blowup someone's mailbox?

Possibly. However, I do think it's ok to place a rattlesnake in someone's mailbox, then shake it real hard, and run away.

oddly enough i remember a story from my ol' man.
when he was in high school he put a rattle snake in some asshole's car.
i truly hope the snake survived.
i do love snakes.
i've had a few (10 or 12) western diamondback rattlers live with me... (no they weren't my women)

weed

I hope that all of you
will read my book too
(be out soon)

the name is :

BINOCULAR SUNSET

lots of good adventures :

short bursts of songs like "buttery tasting"
flintstone guests "slinking" across the floor
landscapers
carpenters
singers
hermits
brothers
marijuana
wine
parks & real estate
television shows
newspapers
songs
bars
doctors
lawyers
shared vehicles
liars
thieves
also includes words and phrases like :
"scooch" or "scootch" (depending on who's spelling it)
"little darling"
"little darlings little darling"
and last but not least
"sweet sweet loving"


believe me . . .
you don't want to miss this one !


:roll: . . . yeah, I roll my eyes !

eyedclaar

weed wrote:

I hope that all of you
will read my book too
(be out soon)

the name is :

BINOCULAR SUNSET

lots of good adventures :

short bursts of songs like "buttery tasting"
flintstone guests "slinking" across the floor
landscapers
carpenters
singers
hermits
brothers
marijuana
wine
parks & real estate
television shows
newspapers
songs
bars
doctors
lawyers
shared vehicles
liars
thieves
also includes words and phrases like :
"scooch" or "scootch" (depending on who's spelling it)
"little darling"
"little darlings little darling"
and last but not least
"sweet sweet loving"


believe me . . .
you don't want to miss this one !


:roll: . . . yeah, I roll my eyes !

I've been supporting a weed habit my whole life, might as well support another.

ZiggyStar

Chad, if I buy this and ship it to you, can you sign it and then ship it to me?

chadwick

ZiggyStar wrote:

Chad, if I buy this and ship it to you, can you sign it and then ship it to me?

of course i can.
i usually try to throw in some kind of gift as well.

something like

---

cat litter... fresh or used
gravel from the road
sticks from my yard
grass still all rooted up in some nice dark earth (damp of course) (a tuft)?
a few leftover burritos from the piñata party
and finally a hand full of very short/small pencils i used when i was in college... yes they are mostly ticonderoga brand pencils, very short.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Chad, if I buy this and ship it to you, can you sign it and then ship it to me?

of course i can.
i usually try to throw in some kind of gift as well.

something like

---

cat litter... fresh or used
gravel from the road
sticks from my yard
grass still all rooted up in some nice dark earth (damp of course) (a tuft)?
a few leftover burritos from the piñata party
and finally a hand full of very short/small pencils i used when i was in college... yes they are mostly ticonderoga brand pencils, very short.

I think I'll do this just for the short pencils. The tuft is a close 2nd though.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Chad, if I buy this and ship it to you, can you sign it and then ship it to me?

of course i can.
i usually try to throw in some kind of gift as well.

something like

---

cat litter... fresh or used
gravel from the road
sticks from my yard
grass still all rooted up in some nice dark earth (damp of course) (a tuft)?
a few leftover burritos from the piñata party
and finally a hand full of very short/small pencils i used when i was in college... yes they are mostly ticonderoga brand pencils, very short.

I think I'll do this just for the short pencils. The tuft is a close 2nd though.

nuttin like a good short pencil...

chadwick

ZiggyStar wrote:

Chad, if I buy this and ship it to you, can you sign it and then ship it to me?

and yes, i'll even send you some of my Norse beard clippings.
and no i'm not shaving the thing off.
i'm thinking like 3 or 4 whiskers.
that and my poetry of course.

mickeyrat

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

of course i can.
i usually try to throw in some kind of gift as well.

something like

---

cat litter... fresh or used
gravel from the road
sticks from my yard
grass still all rooted up in some nice dark earth (damp of course) (a tuft)?
a few leftover burritos from the piñata party
and finally a hand full of very short/small pencils i used when i was in college... yes they are mostly ticonderoga brand pencils, very short.

I think I'll do this just for the short pencils. The tuft is a close 2nd though.

nuttin like a good short pencil...

thats what the midget nymphomaniac said.

mikalina

chadwick wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Chad, if I buy this and ship it to you, can you sign it and then ship it to me?

of course i can.
i usually try to throw in some kind of gift as well.

something like

---

cat litter... fresh or used
gravel from the road
sticks from my yard
grass still all rooted up in some nice dark earth (damp of course) (a tuft)?
a few leftover burritos from the piñata party
and finally a hand full of very short/small pencils i used when i was in college... yes they are mostly ticonderoga brand pencils, very short.

I really like this idea. A signature on your book and a bunch of little "stuff" sent back !! Love it...

JOEJOEJOE

I may self-publish a new version of the bible...change a few of the names and events!.......would they accept a redline version?

chadwick

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I may self-publish a new version of the bible...change a few of the names and events!.......would they accept a redline version?

you'll have to discuss this with eyed.
unaided, eyed himself wrote the bible single-handedly.
keep in mind, this was back when times were tough.
if i remember correctly every Egyptian pharaoh & all Roman emperors have tried to rewrite eyed's work.
it hasn't happened yet.

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I may self-publish a new version of the bible...change a few of the names and events!.......would they accept a redline version?

you'll have to discuss this with eyed.
unaided, eyed himself wrote the bible single-handedly.
keep in mind, this was back when times were tough.
if i remember correctly every Egyptian pharaoh & all Roman emperors have tried to rewrite eyed's work.
it hasn't happened yet.

Scholars maintain that the translation wheel for eyed's unique "goat-latin" was eaten during the great T. Rex invasion of 60,000,000 B.C.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I may self-publish a new version of the bible...change a few of the names and events!.......would they accept a redline version?

you'll have to discuss this with eyed.
unaided, eyed himself wrote the bible single-handedly.
keep in mind, this was back when times were tough.
if i remember correctly every Egyptian pharaoh & all Roman emperors have tried to rewrite eyed's work.
it hasn't happened yet.

Scholars maintain that the translation wheel for eyed's unique "goat-latin" was eaten during the great T. Rex invasion of 60,000,000 B.C.

Really? I got mine in a box of Captain Crunch.