plant a whisker grow a viking

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Really? I got mine in a box of Captain Crunch.


    See, that's why I've always said real knowledge comes from the streets (or cereal boxes), not out of some stuffy university.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Really? I got mine in a box of Captain Crunch.


    See, that's why I've always said real knowledge comes from the streets (or cereal boxes), not out of some stuffy university.

    General Mills University. Stays crispy in milk.

    Rock on brotha.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,912
    mikalina wrote:



    Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT :D The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

    For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

    Take care always, wishing you all the best.

    P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you, :D
    hey, mikalina.....someone knows your password. :shifty:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    that's right.
    get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
    one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

    easy...

    read my book.
    i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
    i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    that's right.
    get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
    one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

    easy...

    read my book.
    i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
    i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

    Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,912
    Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

    sorry....chadwick's whiskers grow into this type:

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    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    imalive wrote:
    Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

    sorry....chadwick's whiskers grow into this type:

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    :lol::lol::lol:
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    eyedclaar wrote:
    lettinggo wrote:
    All three of you are great writers and worthy of being published. I'll bite, but I want my copies autographed, too. Blatant self promotion is ok when you are still relatively unknown. You can lay off somewhat after you all have become rich and famous, at which point I will sell my autographed books on ebay.
    ;) Not fucking likely!! (that I would sell my treasures, that is)
    Fight the power
    Fuck the man
    and above all keep on rocking


    Well, if you like fighting the power, and if you like fucking the man :o , and above all, if you like to keep on rockin', I think you would enjoy my book. I'm not afraid to verbally slap around those who deserve it from time to time.

    Thank you for the compliment, kind sir.

    You are more than welcome and btw, I'm a chick
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    lettinggo wrote:
    You are more than welcome and btw, I'm a chick


    My most humble apologies, kind chick. You can punch me in the stomach as hard as you want for my punishment.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited May 2010
    chadwick wrote:
    that's right.
    get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
    one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

    easy...

    read my book.
    i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
    i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

    Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?
    no true viking is at the command of anyone, ever.
    in the entire history of the universe this remains fact.
    sorry friend.
    things are the way they are.

    you plant a whisker and grow a viking, he/she might be your friend forever
    then again they may smash your elbows with crude weaponry when agitated
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    that's right.
    get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
    one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

    easy...

    read my book.
    i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
    i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

    Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?
    no true viking is at the command of anyone, ever.
    in the entire history of the universe this remains fact.
    sorry friend.
    thing are the way they are.

    you plant a whisker and grow a viking, he/she might be your friend forever
    then again they may smash your elbows with crude weaponry when agitated

    And if you have any kind of beer fridge, or bar, in your house, you would be advised to keep that a secret from your viking. Pray you don't accidently grow a bezerker.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    And if you have any kind of beer fridge, or bar, in your house, you would be advised to keep that a secret from your viking. Pray you don't accidently grow a bezerker.

    eyed, you are genius.
    see, growing vikings is a lost art all in itself.
    and if one does happen to sprout a berzerker pray they are not eating psychedelic mushrooms.
    bad scene.
    add alcohol to your standard barbarian and generally houses are leveled within moments.
    it's fast.
    something like a ninja and fire.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    eyedclaar wrote:
    lettinggo wrote:
    You are more than welcome and btw, I'm a chick


    My most humble apologies, kind chick. You can punch me in the stomach as hard as you want for my punishment.

    Actually, it was sort of a compliment in that I do not think of myself as a normal female. I am soooooooooooo not butch (not that there's anything wrong with that) but not frilly and such.
    afw, it's all good
    Peace, Gayle
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    good morning.
    i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
    oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    good morning.
    i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
    oddly enough they are already fighting and writing books.

    I think I just heard my fledgling viking ask me what was in my wallet.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    good morning.
    i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
    oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

    May I have one please? I'd love a little pet viking!! Send one to me with your autographed book, perhaps?
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    good morning.
    i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
    oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

    May I have one please? I'd love a little pet viking!! Send one to me with your autographed book, perhaps?
    yes of course.
    in your book package i am enclosing three whiskers.
    place them in damp dark soil.
    you'll end up with three bearded barbarians.

    like eyed said... hide the booze and be very careful how you approach your vikings.
    i look forward to singing your/my book for you.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    good morning.
    i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
    oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

    May I have one please? I'd love a little pet viking!! Send one to me with your autographed book, perhaps?
    yes of course.
    in your book package i am enclosing three whiskers.
    place them in damp dark soil.
    you'll end up with three bearded barbarians.

    like eyed said... hide the booze and be very careful how you approach your vikings.
    i look forward to singing your/my book for you.

    Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!! :clap:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!! :clap:
    similar to gremlins, the vikings you will be growing need certain care.
    do not let them drink alcohol.
    they do like marijuana though and it calms them from destroying your home.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!! :clap:
    similar to gremlins, the vikings you will be growing need certain care.
    do not let them drink alcohol.
    they do like marijuana though and it calms them from destroying your home.

    For some reason I'm picturing short tubby dwarf size vikings with big long red beards! haha

    No chance they'll be getting my alcohol....or my weed....they can get their fucking own! :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!! :clap:
    similar to gremlins, the vikings you will be growing need certain care.
    do not let them drink alcohol.
    they do like marijuana though and it calms them from destroying your home.

    For some reason I'm picturing short tubby dwarf size vikings with big long red beards! haha

    No chance they'll be getting my alcohol....or my weed....they can get their fucking own! :mrgreen:
    my vikings are not short and tubby.
    tall and tubby... possibly... but never short.
    oh, and some may have reddish beards.
    mostly it's blonde/brownish beards.

    they will smell your weed when you light up so becareful.
    it is said that a viking can sense alcohol being near, even in their sleep, so be cautious.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    my vikings are not short and tubby.
    tall and tubby... possibly... but never short.
    oh, and some may have reddish beards.
    mostly it's blonde/brownish beards.

    they will smell your weed when you light up so becareful.
    it is said that a viking can sense alcohol being near, even in their sleep, so be cautious.

    Phew! Luckily I'm having a break from smoking right now. Do I need to feed them? Or are they tubby enough to not need feeding for a while?

    I want reddish brown beards if possible.....can you try to give me whiskers of that colour along with my book please?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    my vikings are not short and tubby.
    tall and tubby... possibly... but never short.
    oh, and some may have reddish beards.
    mostly it's blonde/brownish beards.

    they will smell your weed when you light up so becareful.
    it is said that a viking can sense alcohol being near, even in their sleep, so be cautious.

    Phew! Luckily I'm having a break from smoking right now. Do I need to feed them? Or are they tubby enough to not need feeding for a while?

    I want reddish brown beards if possible.....can you try to give me whiskers of that colour along with my book please?

    they are clones of me, my blondish beard.
    after all you are getting my whiskers.
    i can send you a can of red spray paint, yes/no?

    oddly enough, Erik the Red, is my great great great great triple great great grandfather.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWLlZJJJZU
    speaking of berserkers...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:

    Do all berserkers use inappropriate language?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:

    Do all berserkers use inappropriate language?
    i'm pretty sure that berserkers invented inappropriate language.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    Do all berserkers use inappropriate language?
    i'm pretty sure that berserkers invented inappropriate language.

    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.

    Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    yeah, Scottish berserkers.
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.

    Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
    i just looked up the word "fuck" and it says dunk's ancestors spelt it phuck and that they invented the "F" sound with the spelling "Ph"
    also it says.... do not phuck phish just eat them...

    weird...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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