plant a whisker grow a viking

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

Really? I got mine in a box of Captain Crunch.

See, that's why I've always said real knowledge comes from the streets (or cereal boxes), not out of some stuffy university.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Really? I got mine in a box of Captain Crunch.

See, that's why I've always said real knowledge comes from the streets (or cereal boxes), not out of some stuffy university.

General Mills University. Stays crispy in milk.

Rock on brotha.

Wobbie

mikalina wrote:

Dear Chad, Just want to send you a big Thank you !!!! I received your poetry book and just LOVE IT The cover is a - peaceful - winter scene, and the book is filled with wonderful poetry. Your poetry is simply beautiful, sentimental and strong feelings from your heart.

For all of us who enjoy reading poetry - I recommend Chad's book - " My feelings " the title is just perfect. It gives a completely different side of Chad.

Take care always, wishing you all the best.

P.S. some days you crack me up and I can't stop laughing. Let me know when your second book comes out - I will be the first to get a "signed" copy. Thank you,

hey, mikalina.....someone knows your password. :shifty:

chadwick

that's right.
get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

easy...

read my book.
i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

that's right.
get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

easy...

read my book.
i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

Wobbie

Dissidentman wrote:

Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

sorry....chadwick's whiskers grow into this type:

Dissidentman

imalive wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

sorry....chadwick's whiskers grow into this type:

mysticweed

eyedclaar wrote:

lettinggo wrote:

All three of you are great writers and worthy of being published. I'll bite, but I want my copies autographed, too. Blatant self promotion is ok when you are still relatively unknown. You can lay off somewhat after you all have become rich and famous, at which point I will sell my autographed books on ebay.
Not fucking likely!! (that I would sell my treasures, that is)
Fight the power
Fuck the man
and above all keep on rocking

Well, if you like fighting the power, and if you like fucking the man , and above all, if you like to keep on rockin', I think you would enjoy my book. I'm not afraid to verbally slap around those who deserve it from time to time.

Thank you for the compliment, kind sir.

You are more than welcome and btw, I'm a chick

eyedclaar

lettinggo wrote:

You are more than welcome and btw, I'm a chick

My most humble apologies, kind chick. You can punch me in the stomach as hard as you want for my punishment.

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

that's right.
get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

easy...

read my book.
i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

no true viking is at the command of anyone, ever.
in the entire history of the universe this remains fact.
sorry friend.
things are the way they are.

you plant a whisker and grow a viking, he/she might be your friend forever
then again they may smash your elbows with crude weaponry when agitated

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

that's right.
get one of my whiskers and you can grow yourself a viking out in your garden.
one may ask themselves, "but chadwick how can i get your whiskers?"

easy...

read my book.
i'm ordering a crate full of my poetry book in June.
i am also going to be getting into donating book moneys to the diabetic & kidney foundations.

Will this viking be at my command for pillaging and various vikingly activities?

no true viking is at the command of anyone, ever.
in the entire history of the universe this remains fact.
sorry friend.
thing are the way they are.

you plant a whisker and grow a viking, he/she might be your friend forever
then again they may smash your elbows with crude weaponry when agitated

And if you have any kind of beer fridge, or bar, in your house, you would be advised to keep that a secret from your viking. Pray you don't accidently grow a bezerker.

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

And if you have any kind of beer fridge, or bar, in your house, you would be advised to keep that a secret from your viking. Pray you don't accidently grow a bezerker.

eyed, you are genius.
see, growing vikings is a lost art all in itself.
and if one does happen to sprout a berzerker pray they are not eating psychedelic mushrooms.
bad scene.
add alcohol to your standard barbarian and generally houses are leveled within moments.
it's fast.
something like a ninja and fire.

mysticweed

eyedclaar wrote:

lettinggo wrote:

You are more than welcome and btw, I'm a chick

My most humble apologies, kind chick. You can punch me in the stomach as hard as you want for my punishment.

Actually, it was sort of a compliment in that I do not think of myself as a normal female. I am soooooooooooo not butch (not that there's anything wrong with that) but not frilly and such.
afw, it's all good
Peace, Gayle

chadwick

good morning.
i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

good morning.
i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
oddly enough they are already fighting and writing books.

I think I just heard my fledgling viking ask me what was in my wallet.

ZiggyStar

chadwick wrote:

good morning.
i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

May I have one please? I'd love a little pet viking!! Send one to me with your autographed book, perhaps?

chadwick

ZiggyStar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

good morning.
i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

May I have one please? I'd love a little pet viking!! Send one to me with your autographed book, perhaps?

yes of course.
in your book package i am enclosing three whiskers.
place them in damp dark soil.
you'll end up with three bearded barbarians.

like eyed said... hide the booze and be very careful how you approach your vikings.
i look forward to singing your/my book for you.

ZiggyStar

chadwick wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

good morning.
i have 3 vikings sprouting up in my garden.
oddly enough they are already fighting and writing poetry.

May I have one please? I'd love a little pet viking!! Send one to me with your autographed book, perhaps?

yes of course.
in your book package i am enclosing three whiskers.
place them in damp dark soil.
you'll end up with three bearded barbarians.

like eyed said... hide the booze and be very careful how you approach your vikings.
i look forward to singing your/my book for you.

Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!!

chadwick

ZiggyStar wrote:

Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!!

similar to gremlins, the vikings you will be growing need certain care.
do not let them drink alcohol.
they do like marijuana though and it calms them from destroying your home.

ZiggyStar

chadwick wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Fuck yes!! I'm so excited! Your book and three bearded vikings!!!

similar to gremlins, the vikings you will be growing need certain care.
do not let them drink alcohol.
they do like marijuana though and it calms them from destroying your home.

For some reason I'm picturing short tubby dwarf size vikings with big long red beards! haha

No chance they'll be getting my alcohol....or my weed....they can get their fucking own!