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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    this is true.
    even dunkment speaks berserker.
    his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.

    Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
    i just looked up the word "fuck" and it says dunk's ancestors spelt it phuck and that they invented the "F" sound with the spelling "Ph"
    also it says.... do not phuck phish just eat them...

    weird...

    If it smells like phish, eat it.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    If it smells like phish, eat it.
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    If it smells like phish, eat it.
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl

    Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    If it smells like phish, eat it.
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl

    Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
    agreed...
    The Pjeagler/Phjeagler is just crazy... (silent letters & ph f's are weird)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    phantastic...
    im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl

    Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
    agreed...
    The Pjeagler/Phjeagler is just crazy... (silent letters & ph f's are weird)

    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
    i suggest getting dunk to help.
    he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
    i suggest getting dunk to help.
    he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.

    Confucius say - man who fall asleep dreaming of sex wake up with solution in hand.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
    i suggest getting dunk to help.
    he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.

    Confucius say - man who fall asleep dreaming of sex wake up with solution in hand.
    btw, berserkers are known to have huge solutions
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, berserkers are known to have huge solutions


    e=mc3... 3 is bigger than 2.

    this thread is insane... well done! :thumbup:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, berserkers are known to have huge solutions


    e=mc3... 3 is bigger than 2.

    this thread is insane... well done! :thumbup:
    i always knew you were a great mathematician.
    also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.

    Is there any other kind?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.

    Is there any other kind?

    no there is not.
    i think dunk works at Scotland's NASA.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    I have an announcement.
    On October 6th through the 10th in Frankfurt, Germany
    a copy of my book will be at the "Frankfurt, Germany Book Fair."
    I'm pretty excited.

    http://www.frankfurt-book-fair.com/en/fbf/general/

    Venue:
    Messegelände
    Ludwig-Erhard-Anlage 1
    60327 Frankfurt am Main
    Germany

    Fair Organiser:
    Ausstellungs- und Messe-GmbH des Börsenvereins des Deutschen Buchhandels
    Reineckstr. 3
    60313 Frankfurt am Main
    Germany
    Phone: +49 (0) 69 2102-0
    Fax: +49 (0) 69 2102-227/-277
    E-mail: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:info@book-fair.com">info@book-fair.com</a><!-- e -->
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.

    Is there any other kind?

    no there is not.
    i think dunk works at Scotland's NASA.

    Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
    nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
    dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
    probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
    nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
    dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
    probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.

    Whatever this is, Scotland invented it.

    48501080-M.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
    nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
    dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
    probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.

    Whatever this is, Scotland invented it.

    48501080-M.jpg
    i'm not surprised, Scotland invents everything.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    look what i just found by looking around for my book.
    very nice.

    Deliverable Countries: This product ships to United Arab Emirates, Australia, Belgium, Bahrain, Switzerland, China, Germany, Spain, Finland, France, Hong Kong, Indonesia, India, Japan, Kenya, Kuwait, Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Thailand, South Africa.

    http://wwww.infibeam.com/Books/info/C-J ... 88407.html
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
    I'll be back
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
    it has 101 poems.
    something like 107 pages in total.

    the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
    so i sent them 20 poems.
    they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
    the next day they wanted all my work.
    the poems are in alphabetical order.

    i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
    i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.

    also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
    so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.

    it was a huge pain in the ass.
    lots of work to it.
    endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.

    i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
    they whipped my ass.
    it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
    who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
    it's complete horse shit.
    i am not doin it.
    i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.

    im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
    im pretty busy.

    are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
    they do, yes.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
    it has 101 poems.
    something like 107 pages in total.

    the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
    so i sent them 20 poems.
    they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
    the next day they wanted all my work.
    the poems are in alphabetical order.

    i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
    i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.

    also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
    so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.

    it was a huge pain in the ass.
    lots of work to it.
    endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.

    i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
    they whipped my ass.
    it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
    who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
    it's complete horse shit.
    i am not doin it.
    i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.

    im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
    im pretty busy.

    are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
    they do, yes.

    It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
    it has 101 poems.
    something like 107 pages in total.

    the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
    so i sent them 20 poems.
    they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
    the next day they wanted all my work.
    the poems are in alphabetical order.

    i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
    i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.

    also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
    so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.

    it was a huge pain in the ass.
    lots of work to it.
    endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.

    i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
    they whipped my ass.
    it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
    who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
    it's complete horse shit.
    i am not doin it.
    i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.

    im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
    im pretty busy.

    are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
    they do, yes.

    It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.

    Ever killed a man with an 8 pound book of poetry?

    it's 13 pounds not 8.
    and yeah this morning i dropped the soon to be book on my foot.
    luckily i was wearing my iron boots or i am sure i'd be one less foot.

    btw, anything less than 8 pounds of poetry is generally bullshit writing.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    chadwick wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    I feel like such a whore promoting myself. Big reason why my band broke up on the eve of signing a record deal.

    at some point it must be done though.

    I'm at the cross roads right now, self promotion, or just go back into the shadows again for a few years.

    everyone should buy a copy of Chadwicks book !

    wolf: wouldn't that be incredible?
    it would be huge and i'd trip out big time.

    btw, i'd like to hear your music sometime.
    I'd love to hear your music too Steve!!! ;)

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i have a box of books sitting here.
    if anyone is interested in reading my book please do not hesitate to pm me.
    every order gets either a clutch of spitting cobra eggs or black mamba eggs.
    unlike cobras and black mambas rattle snakes are born live and ready to rock...
    the iowa timber rattle snakes are going to eyed.

    warning...
    the books and snakes will be shipped in thin ass cardboard boxes.

    btw, the black mamba is the longest poisonous snake in africa.
    and now thanks to me, you can have one in your home. :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmre5kI49rI
    black mamba training video
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:


    I can't believe you've been sitting on this video for so long... WE NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT!
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

    You made this mess BP!!! You fucking pay up assholes!!! :evil: :x :twisted:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

    I believe it's called a 6 pack of Corona, if I'm not mistaken.
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I can't believe they are going to be selling little bottles of this polluted water for $10.00 to help support the cleanup.

    I believe it's called a 6 pack of Corona, if I'm not mistaken.
    Good one D'Man!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
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