this is true.
even dunkment speaks berserker.
his great great great great^10 grandfather helped write the inappropriate dictionary.
Ahhh...but back then it was simply "the dictionary". It wasn't till our candy-ass generation determined that classic masterpiece was "inappropriate"
i just looked up the word "fuck" and it says dunk's ancestors spelt it phuck and that they invented the "F" sound with the spelling "Ph"
also it says.... do not phuck phish just eat them...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I have an announcement.
On October 6th through the 10th in Frankfurt, Germany
a copy of my book will be at the "Frankfurt, Germany Book Fair."
I'm pretty excited.
Venue:
Messegelände
Ludwig-Erhard-Anlage 1
60327 Frankfurt am Main
Germany
Fair Organiser:
Ausstellungs- und Messe-GmbH des Börsenvereins des Deutschen Buchhandels
Reineckstr. 3
60313 Frankfurt am Main
Germany
Phone: +49 (0) 69 2102-0
Fax: +49 (0) 69 2102-227/-277
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Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.
Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.
Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
nuttin like a Scotsman skydiving.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.
look what i just found by looking around for my book.
very nice.
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How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
it has 101 poems.
something like 107 pages in total.
the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.
i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.
also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.
it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.
i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.
im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.
are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.
How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
it has 101 poems.
something like 107 pages in total.
the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.
i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.
also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.
it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.
i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.
im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.
are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.
It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.
How many pages does your book have? Also how did you go about putting it together in book form? Amazon?
it has 101 poems.
something like 107 pages in total.
the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.
i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.
also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.
it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.
i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.
im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.
are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.
It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.
Ever killed a man with an 8 pound book of poetry?
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It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.
Ever killed a man with an 8 pound book of poetry?
it's 13 pounds not 8.
and yeah this morning i dropped the soon to be book on my foot.
luckily i was wearing my iron boots or i am sure i'd be one less foot.
btw, anything less than 8 pounds of poetry is generally bullshit writing.
i have a box of books sitting here.
if anyone is interested in reading my book please do not hesitate to pm me.
every order gets either a clutch of spitting cobra eggs or black mamba eggs.
unlike cobras and black mambas rattle snakes are born live and ready to rock...
the iowa timber rattle snakes are going to eyed.
warning...
the books and snakes will be shipped in thin ass cardboard boxes.
btw, the black mamba is the longest poisonous snake in africa.
and now thanks to me, you can have one in your home.
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If it smells like phish, eat it.
im still phucking trying to figure out pterosaur/pterodactyl
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Both things that Jeags should not phuck when shitfaced.
The Pjeagler/Phjeagler is just crazy... (silent letters & ph f's are weird)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Would that be FEE-gler? or PA-JEE-gler? I can't decide...
he has many wonderful ideas, solutions, and incredible inappropriateness.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Confucius say - man who fall asleep dreaming of sex wake up with solution in hand.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
e=mc3... 3 is bigger than 2.
this thread is insane... well done! :thumbup:
also, i always knew math was invented by a barbaric Scotsman.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Is there any other kind?
no there is not.
i think dunk works at Scotland's NASA.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
On October 6th through the 10th in Frankfurt, Germany
a copy of my book will be at the "Frankfurt, Germany Book Fair."
I'm pretty excited.
http://www.frankfurt-book-fair.com/en/fbf/general/
Venue:
Messegelände
Ludwig-Erhard-Anlage 1
60327 Frankfurt am Main
Germany
Fair Organiser:
Ausstellungs- und Messe-GmbH des Börsenvereins des Deutschen Buchhandels
Reineckstr. 3
60313 Frankfurt am Main
Germany
Phone: +49 (0) 69 2102-0
Fax: +49 (0) 69 2102-227/-277
E-mail: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:info@book-fair.com">info@book-fair.com</a><!-- e -->
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Dude, you don't want to see Scotsmen in authentic dress jumping from planes. Not if you are on the ground looking up anyway.
dunk's wiener and whatnot freefalling to earth.
probably not the most fun filled moment in history but probably one of the greatest.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Whatever this is, Scotland invented it.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
very nice.
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
something like 107 pages in total.
the publisher wanted 20 poems for review.
so i sent them 20 poems.
they said they would contact me within two weeks with a decision regarding my work.
the next day they wanted all my work.
the poems are in alphabetical order.
i did not mean for the publisher to keep it that way.
i alphabetized the work for organizational reasons.
also, the book title itself is a mistake but could not be changed
so i felt it was meant to be, in a weird kind of way.
it was a huge pain in the ass.
lots of work to it.
endless email transactions with different departments, editing, and more editing.
i never knew jack shit about publishing a book.
they whipped my ass.
it is one reason i am having a hard time getting this next book going.
who the hell wants to work on editing 13 pounds of poetry?
it's complete horse shit.
i am not doin it.
i have already wrote the fuckers... my job is basically done.
im good for 2 decent poems a day, X's 365 days a year...
im pretty busy.
are you asking if Amazon.com has it?
they do, yes.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
It's been my experience that any poetry over 8 pounds is jut too damn heavy.
Ever killed a man with an 8 pound book of poetry?
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it's 13 pounds not 8.
and yeah this morning i dropped the soon to be book on my foot.
luckily i was wearing my iron boots or i am sure i'd be one less foot.
btw, anything less than 8 pounds of poetry is generally bullshit writing.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
if anyone is interested in reading my book please do not hesitate to pm me.
every order gets either a clutch of spitting cobra eggs or black mamba eggs.
unlike cobras and black mambas rattle snakes are born live and ready to rock...
the iowa timber rattle snakes are going to eyed.
warning...
the books and snakes will be shipped in thin ass cardboard boxes.
btw, the black mamba is the longest poisonous snake in africa.
and now thanks to me, you can have one in your home.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
black mamba training video
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I can't believe you've been sitting on this video for so long... WE NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT!
You made this mess BP!!! You fucking pay up assholes!!! :evil: :x :twisted:
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
I believe it's called a 6 pack of Corona, if I'm not mistaken.
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad