What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Nacho Libre. Freakin' terrible, and to this day I still hear people saying that they loved it. :shock:

    My step-brother and I were even stoned in the theatre and that didn't do any good. In fact, I think it may have killed the buzz. I kept waiting for it to get better, but it never happened. We actually left before it was over. I wanted to ask for my money back, but then I realized it's not their fault the movie was so shitty. Plus, it was our decision to go see it. What a bad choice that was.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    ReeenkRoink wrote:
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.

    Your avatar is killing me today..... :lol: How have I never noticed it?!

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  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    Striking Distance w/ Bruce Willis...

    Worst...

    Movie...

    Ever....
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    recently... "alice in wonderland" and "surrogates" comes to mind

    overall i'd have to say... maybe "the happening" or "indiana jones 4"
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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Recently "The Wolfman" not just bad but laughable.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    I've seen so many bad ones that it's hard to just name one. The last one that I can remember was Sherlock Holmes.
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  • tybird
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    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    tybird wrote:
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    aww come on, where else will ya see an ending like that!?
    :P
    I actually guessed the surprise at the ending about five minutes before the reveal....shouted it out in the theater and pissed some old dude off
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  • evenflow
    evenflow Posts: 401
    kenny olav wrote:
    the first movie that comes to mind when I think "worst movie" is The Haunting in Connecticut. everything about it was annoying - the acting, the pace, the (supposedly true) story, the script, the editing. the special effects were difficult to pull off i'm sure, but they were gross for no reason... even disgusting things should be entertaining on some level.

    Aw man, I thought The Haunting In Connecticut was on of the best horror movies I've seen in a long time. It does what most horror movies try to do but fail, and that's that it makes you really care about the family and their outcome. I just saw it for the first time a month or two ago and it's still one of the best movies I've seen in a while.

    One movie I watched just the other day that I though was really, really bad was Next Day Air. It seems that it was trying way to hard to be a Guy Richie movie, but failed miserably. I had high hopes for it because I love Donald Faison and Mos Def, but it was a low point for both of them. It's edited and paced like a Richie movie, but where his are big build ups to a big-bang ending, Next Day Air jumped around needlessly to scenes that did nothing to forward the story, only making it more confusing, and the ending was both predictable and anti-climatic. Just a waste of time.

    Speaking of Mos Def, it must be his charisma or something that I like (besides his music of course) but another really crappy movie he was in that was a huge disappointment was Be Kind, Rewind. You would think with him and Jack Black and such a promising premise it would have been at least semi-funny, but it was really slow, boring, and way to drawn out.
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Oceans 12 and 13 have to have the highest starpower to suckiness ratio ever. I really don’t think they had a script and just came up with something on the fly because everyone had a few weeks open in their schedules.
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  • Pepe Silvia
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    tybird wrote:
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    tybird wrote:
    Sleepaway Camp


    aww come on, where else will ya see an ending like that!?
    :P
    I actually guessed the surprise at the ending about five minutes before the reveal....shouted it out in the theater and pissed some old dude off


    it's been so long since i saw that but even as young as i was it was so painfully obvious who the killer was as everyone that died had an altercation with 1 person a little before...i just remember being really young and that image of her being a naked hermaphrodite holding his head really seared its way into my brain :lol:
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  • Pepe Silvia
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    cdp1223 wrote:
    ReeenkRoink wrote:
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.

    Your avatar is killing me today..... :lol: How have I never noticed it?!


    it feels like an arby's night....high five
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

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    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • Ledbetterman10
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    ReeenkRoink wrote:
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.

    Your avatar is killing me today..... :lol: How have I never noticed it?!

    Another fellow Seinfeld junkie, eh? 8-)

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  • eeriepadave
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    Nacho Libre. Freakin' terrible, and to this day I still hear people saying that they loved it. :shock:

    My step-brother and I were even stoned in the theatre and that didn't do any good. In fact, I think it may have killed the buzz. I kept waiting for it to get better, but it never happened. We actually left before it was over. I wanted to ask for my money back, but then I realized it's not their fault the movie was so shitty. Plus, it was our decision to go see it. What a bad choice that was.

    It wasn't great yeah, but I think Jack Black's other movie was way worse, Envy (w/Ben Stiller)?
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  • scottstappsucks
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    It honestly was painful to sit through, just flat out awful and pointless. Definitely the worst movie I've ever seen.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Chaplin
    Blair Witch Project
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    Night at the Roxbury
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    eeriepadave wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Nacho Libre. Freakin' terrible, and to this day I still hear people saying that they loved it. :shock:

    My step-brother and I were even stoned in the theatre and that didn't do any good. In fact, I think it may have killed the buzz. I kept waiting for it to get better, but it never happened. We actually left before it was over. I wanted to ask for my money back, but then I realized it's not their fault the movie was so shitty. Plus, it was our decision to go see it. What a bad choice that was.

    It wasn't great yeah, but I think Jack Black's other movie was way worse, Envy (w/Ben Stiller)?

    Really? I'd watch Envy over Nacho Libre. I think I remember laughing at Envy at least one or twice...but I like Ben Stiller.

    Either way, Jack Black is jut kind of mediocre for me. At least in film. Tenacious D still makes me laugh my ass off.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Night at the Roxbury

    :o

    I have to say that movie makes me crack the fuck up. :oops:
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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Night at the Roxbury

    :o

    I have to say that movie makes me crack the fuck up. :oops:

    Because you're so high! :mrgreen:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Night at the Roxbury

    :o

    I have to say that movie makes me crack the fuck up. :oops:

    Because you're so high! :mrgreen:

    Most likely yes. But, I saw that movie long before my extensive affair with Mary Jane. 8-)

    BTW, good morning. How are you?
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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Most likely yes. But, I saw that movie long before my extensive affair with Mary Jane. 8-)

    BTW, good morning. How are you?

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